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  • My cellphones battery is dead by 12pm every day because I sit on my ass playing on it until then..once it's charged. I repeat.
  • I don't want to work right now, so I'm sitting at my desk reading SMC!
  • If Dh gets this raise, I am hiring a cleaning lady. I don't care that I'm a SAHM. I didn't want this giant house. Let someone else do the work. They'll do it better than I would, anyway.
  • I smoke and I still breastfeed. I dont care either.
  • I have had a huge crush on my FB friend.he just for married and its so depressing.. I'm married too....
  • I used to be very promiscuous in my single days. I'm married with two kids now and I still fantasize about having three ways and being with women.
  • I always bring a meatloaf made from venison to the company pot luck Christmas party. I label it "Rudolph Surprise"
  • As far as I'm concerned, that damn Elf on the Shelf is just a skinny version of Chucky.
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