I hate feeling like a constant failure.i can't even come close to selfless mother/wife that hubby had growing. Apparently moms never need breaks, and he never asked me to have kids! Fuck you!
My kids are damn cute, worried this next one won't be! Not like DH or I are super good looking, it's a happy accident they both got our best features. Worried I won't like the new baby as much if it's not as cute.
When visiting my SIL I commented on the great shine on her floors... Oh it's so easy, just pop the kids in the car 5mins before due to leave for school and do a quick run over the floors!! .... Snug witch ....she even bakes
Im failing at motherhood. I hate my son. No love there. I wish I had stayed childless. He's suffering for it. My reactions to his tantrums are awful. I woke up this morning swearing id be better. Failed in minutes.
Nobody knows I'm cheating on my husband with a 21 year old guy. I'm 34. AND hes the older brother of my teenage son's friend.
I forgot to put the leftover turkey in the fridge. DH might not ever forgive me.
I have no fashion confidence or creativity whatsoever. When i go to a store i often buy the exact outfit they have on the mannekins. Right down to belt, scarf, and jewelry.
I've been deflecting questions about names for the baby I'm carrying with 'Wednesday for a girl, Pugsley for a boy' for so long that I'm considering naming her Wednesday, if it turns out we do get a girl...