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  • I don't have any mommy friends, not a single one. Sometimes it would be nice just to have a single person in my life that could relate.
  • I remember hearing about the book "Go the F*ck to sleep" before my DD3 was born and how appalled I was. Now that she hates napping….that book is all I can think of.
  • My toddler just screamed when I asked him if he wanted help getting out of the stroller. So sleep there then! Oops he's parked in the den snoring!
  • I am addicted to taking nude selfies.
  • I used to fuck Tyson Beckford.
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