From the moment we stepped foot in the car for the 8 hour drive north, I commenced my mission: To take the perfect picture of all three of my children, in one frame. Looking at the camera. Not a cheesy posed shot, but a natural photograph capturing their true personalities. Admittedly, I was a tad obnoxious in my efforts, but what better place to capture this moment in time than the beach? Beautiful backdrops, sun-kissed children, sunsets galore… I was going to get it, and it was going to be perfect.
For two weeks I gave it my all. I bribed them, only to have my props eaten mid-shot.
I pleaded with them to look at me, only to be blatantly ignored.
And even worse, I had them simply turn their backs on me and walk away.
They gave me smiles so fake I had to cringe,
and crawled out of the holes I set them in.
I joined in to tickle them into smiles,
But still, had nothing.
Then came the last night of our trip. The night that Evan pulled off his diaper and proceeded to run around the yard wearing only a shirt. Too lazy to get a new one, I momentarily forgot about my mission. I half hazardly captured a few shots, not paying attention to his lack of bottoms.
Later that night, when I reviewed my pictures, I discovered something horrible. Something unthinkable: I had captured the impossible– the perfect photo, featuring Ben, Lily, Evan. All looking at the camera, acting like serene versions of themselves, surrounded by glowing light.
Perfect.
Except for one tiny little thing…
It totally serves me right.
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OH SH*T!! That made me snort out loud in my office….too funny!
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I love this. It is a perfect. Motherhood. Not for the faint hearted.
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That was a GREAT post and a great laugh. Thank you so, so much.
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I laughed til I snorted and then my hubs came in and looked and laughed, which is good, as he is very sick. Thanks for making our day with your beautiful children’s photos.
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The photos were fantastic. Wow you are so close to your children. I think their eyes tell you what a great mom you are :)
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AH! That’s FANTASTIC! Can you photoshop some pants on him?
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You’re my new favorite blogger. This post made me clap out loud!!!!
I’m going to share it with all my mommy friends. Keep up the good work!
Fellow mommy Christine
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OMG. Perfect!!!
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Love this! It is a beautiful picture, little “oops!” and all. And now you have the perfect blackmail item to ensure he never arrives home past curfew as a teenager!
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Fabulous pictures! The inventor of digital cameras…. a genius…I have three kids as well…I know how many pictures you need to take for that one perfect shot …. then you realize the not perfect ones are the greatest!
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I have tears streaming out of my eyes . . .
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LOL that’s funny. So appropriate in the way life likes to interact with us. But very, very funny.
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Forwarded this to like 800 friends of mine.
Some thanked me for the laugh as their day is sucking.
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Classic! I wonder whether you are using it for the holiday cards?…
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this made me laugh so hard… and so real that i got tears in my eyes.
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How funny!
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Hilarious!
It doesn’t get much better than this post. I love it.
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This is classic. I had a similar experience a couple weeks ago – I caught my son’s puke in my hands in between otherwise “picture perfect” family photos. Yea, it was a grand moment.
http://thegypsymama.com/2009/12/14/a-tall-mom-falls-down/
PS: I’m in the DC area as well – how awesome is the weather this weekend? It’s like we’ve been teleported back to MI for the day.
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You entirely captured my joy, frustration, irritation, and life all in this one perfect post.
My husband goes ape sh** whenever I attempt to take “the yearly holiday photo”… in those 30 minutes we threaten divorce 4200 times.
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Wow, that really is a great post. Thanks for leading me here!
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Ha!
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This is so funny I belly laughed! And called my husband in to see it too. Ah, the joys of motherhood.
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Hang a stocking on *it* and it’s a perfect Christmas photo!
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Perfect! LOL!
Kids are amazing! so natural… :)
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LOL! Awww well at least you got a shot of all of them smiling!! Maybe you could photoshop in a diaper on him? I know photoshop can do some pretty amazing things. You have such a beautiful family:) thanks for posting! Stopped by from SITS to say hi!
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That picture made me snort Diet Coke. Do you know how bad that hurts??
I thought the first picture with the giant lollipops was a beautiful shot. They are all cool shots, really. You have beautiful children!
Hope you had a great holiday!
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Gorgeous photos, I especially love the one of you with them on the beach. And the smiley face a close second :)
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Very nice. ;)
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OMG. That is great! I love it. Typical of what would happen to me!
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This was so funny. I only have one kid, but trying to get a great picture of a 3 yr old boy sitting still is my life’s challenge. Great post, and beautiful pictures.
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brilliant! you actually did have me laughing out loud!!
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that is good shit right there. HAHAHAA.
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Oh my goodness!!!! This cracks me up! The look on their faces are totally innocent as well…I have to share this with my husband when he gets home from work!!!!!!
LOL!!! :D
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That is hilarious, it totally made my day. You have a beautiful family. I love reading you!
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HOLY CRAP! I am about to pee my pants!!!!!!! I am laughing out loud, to an empty office, thank god! Thank you for making me see I’m not the only CRAZY mom out there!
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LOVE this post. As a mother of four, I can totally relate. Hilarious.
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Love it! It’s funny one of my fav pics of my son was when he was in the tub naked! I made a similar adjustment. http://ow.ly/1dTou
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I’m not sure how I stumbled across your blog, but this may be my favorite blog post ever! That picture is just too precious, although I’m not sure what little man will think about it when he’s older!
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That picture is hilariously cute. I love the smiley graphic you added. When my guys were little, we had these stick on bath toys and one was a sun with rays. One day I stuck it over the same spot as the smiley on your little guy on my little guy and snapped the most adorable photo. Now that he is 13 he does not appreciate that picture.
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