From the moment we stepped foot in the car for the 8 hour drive north, I commenced my mission: To take the perfect picture of all three of my children, in one frame. Looking at the camera. Not a cheesy posed shot, but a natural photograph capturing their true personalities. Admittedly, I was a tad obnoxious in my efforts, but what better place to capture this moment in time than the beach? Beautiful backdrops, sun-kissed children, sunsets galore… I was going to get it, and it was going to be perfect.
For two weeks I gave it my all. I bribed them, only to have my props eaten mid-shot.
I pleaded with them to look at me, only to be blatantly ignored.
And even worse, I had them simply turn their backs on me and walk away.
They gave me smiles so fake I had to cringe,
and crawled out of the holes I set them in.
I joined in to tickle them into smiles,
But still, had nothing.
Then came the last night of our trip. The night that Evan pulled off his diaper and proceeded to run around the yard wearing only a shirt. Too lazy to get a new one, I momentarily forgot about my mission. I half hazardly captured a few shots, not paying attention to his lack of bottoms.
Later that night, when I reviewed my pictures, I discovered something horrible. Something unthinkable: I had captured the impossible– the perfect photo, featuring Ben, Lily, Evan. All looking at the camera, acting like serene versions of themselves, surrounded by glowing light.
Perfect.
Except for one tiny little thing…
It totally serves me right.
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This is so funny! I’m sure you can photoshop some pants on him!
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LOL all I can do is………..Know exactly what you are saying except I only have one little boy and sometimes the best pictures are the ones that you dont really mean to capture! I just photoshop in a zipper, but love the smiley face! Good job Mom!
You took 1,973 and ended up with this blog post? That was time and memory card well spent! If you’d come up with some perfect posed shots, we’d all smile and click somewhere else. But this – it was great!
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So true. Thank goodness for the blog. Without it, my efforts would have been a total waste!
your children are so beautiful it is like I’m looking at like catalog models.
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It totally serves you right, thinking you could get a great shot – he sure gave you one!
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I am laughing out loud right now! So funny! I’m sorry you didn’t get that perfect Christmas Card shot, but that picture sure is cute!
Oh my god that is too funny – but really Jill, all of those photos above are just gorgeous and totally frame-worthy!
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I laughed out loud at that last picture. It is SO perfect (except for that one tiny thing, as you said.) Oh my goodness–that is the story of my life!!
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PS–I told my kids the whole story (they’r ein the room with me) and they all had a good old laugh.
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Figures. My little guys are the same way.
I love candid shots and I think all of these are adorable! Looks like ya’ll had a great time on vacation :) Just wait until Evan gets to be a teenager – this will be the perfect blackmail photo!!!
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Good thing I swallowed my coffee before I came to that last oh-so-perfect shot!
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That was great! I had to show the post to my husband… who looked at the last picture and said “that’s a really good shot”… before seeing the makeshift “diaper”.
Kids!!
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You have no idea how perfect that actually is.
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Eh, I’d use it.
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I just had the shittiest day ever, and this totally made up for it. Thank you!
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This might be your funniest post yet. All so true and you captured the chaos, the fun, the joy…..in each of these…..and especially the last.
Carry on, sister! If you ever get the perfect kid shot, come take one of mine. So far, I’m unsuccessful.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! That was hysterical!!! Can you draw some pants on him with a black sharpie?? :)
p.s. If not, the lollipop one was FABU! Truly!!!
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I needed that laugh! That is really funny and such a true depiction of real life. Wonder if that would win a Kodak award???
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That is AWESOME!
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LMAO! That photo is precious – total bribery material for the teen years! Thanks for the smile!!
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OMG, that is priceless. Defintely one to bring out and show his future wife.
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Love the photo! I agree with the rest when I say it’s cuter because it’s not quite, um… PERFECT!
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The last photo is awesome – great post, totally worth it! :)
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…he is SO going to be ticked at your use of the word “tiny” when he reads this back in ten years…
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I did take out the “teeny tiny” I had first written first, for his sake. I’m sure he’ll still hate me for it though. Totally worth it.
Scary Mommy´s last blog ..I took 1,973 pictures of my children on vacation and all I got was this lousy blog post
Oh my gosh so funny. I can not even stand the cuteness : ) Those fake smiles are HILARIOUS! I just love how you make me laugh. Every. Single. Time. Wow! I could never give you up. Even if the baby wearing mom was on Oprah! : )
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LMAO that is histerical! You’re right, it is a perfect picture. Your not alone in that dilemna though, I cant get a decent picture of my family if my life depended on it. That one will be the hughlight of your trip and you will never forget that moment!
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That is the funniest thing I have seen all day. Great post, hysterical, well for the rest of us. I agree-good thing for Photoshop.
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ha ha ha. I lived this post and can totally relate. We just returned from a week away and I still haven’t analyzed if I have a good pic of them all together….probably not. I think I’ve given up trying…. :-)
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totally.
but hey – everyone loves a smiley face, right?
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That sounds about right. I have too many pictures where my 3 year old is bottomless. I just can’t keep pants on that guy. :(
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Ha! The same thing happened to my Mother. As she sorted through all the pictures of the kids at the lake, trying to find the perfect one to send my Grandma. All the pictures were either missing someone, or someone’s eyes were closed – you know. Well, she found the perfect one to send. Had a nice large print made at Snapfish and when she got it back ready to frame – my son’s one tiny little thing was sticking out of his pants. Not because he was being natural nudie kid, but because he was being a 5 year old with a really bad sense of humor.
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BTW all your picture are beautiful – wether they cooperated or not :)
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I think this proves that nudity = contentment.
Lynn from For Love or Funny´s last blog ..Dogs are awesome
OMG! That is precious! Now there’s one for the family Christmas card! Just draw a little baby kilt on him and call it good. LOVE your blog btw.
FYI, my partner was just reading your blog post over my shoulder and asked “who are they”. I said “oh just my mate Scary Mommy” (cause I talk about you and your posts a bit) and he said “show me a picture of her”. Apparently you don’t look too scary! LOL BTW, love the pics of your munchkins.
Priceless!
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That’s hilarious.
I have new respect for anyone that travels over 5 hours with children. I pulled a 14 hour trip last week and vow never to do it again. Ever.
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hahahaha! Evan must be talking to Stella, because she has also been running around naked or only in a shirt.
Figures, that’s when you get the perfect shot. They look adorable, Jill! And really, you barely notice the smilie ;-)
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hahahahaha AWESOME.
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Haha. I think those were all pretty cute.
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I would SO totally use this as a Christmas card. Seriously. You can ask my past year recipients.
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I have no harder clients than my own children. I can take perfect shots of other people’s kids, but not my own. It’s very demoralizing as a semi-pro photog that I can’t even produce mediocre X-mas cards. So, don’t feel bad, it happens to the best of us (not that I’m the best, but you know, figure of speech!). At least you got one, sorta:)
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Oh, that is just too funny! (A boy and his manhood! LOL!)
Some of those other shots are really nice too, though! We’re always the most critical of our own pix, aren’t we?
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That is freaking hilarious!!
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And it is a darn cute picture!
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OMG that is HILARIOUS!!! Great shot :)
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Oh my gosh, that’s hysterical! All of the photos are cute, though!
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Love it.
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You are singing my song! I cannot get my four to all look good in a photo. Drives me nuts.
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Oh my GOD! Hahaha! Nooooo…. as if this happened! Oh, man, I hear you on the quest for trying to capture the perfect shot of the kids – looking at the camera, with real smiles on their faces. IMPOSSIBLE! Seriously! But as I was reading your post, I just wanted to say that the pictures you did capture are just amazing and perfect! Seriously! They’re frame-able. You have tres adorable children!
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Hahahah. Hilarious! I wonder if you could Photoshop that green shirt Evan is wearing… you know, just stretch it down a bit or something so you could frame it. LOL
Man… this is so awesome.
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Oh too funny!!! It’s a good thing Mister Smiley was there to help you out!
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That is PRECIOUS!! Looks like you guys had a great time.
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It always takes me about a hundred photos to get one that I like with my son in it so I can totally relate. And I think the photos you just posted and the previous one turned out great! Glad you’re back. Oh, and I can’t even see any left over bruising on your nose in the photos.
totally laughed out loud on this one. that is a great shot (all the photos were cool), maybe photoshop some pants.
And why does it have to be so darn difficult to get a picture with all of ones children sitting nicely and looking. I have yet to accomplish this.
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HaHa – I am laughing out loud right now! That is priceless and a beautiful picture!
That’s AWESOME! You should print it and have it framed. How funny is that? Love it!
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Looks like you had a great holiday. And that smiley face totally looks like your fourth child.
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I LOVE it!! I agree with Jen, maybe you could photo shop some shorts or something on him. This is a great picture!!
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That is soooooo funny – you ended up with a gorgeous, if not blackmail worthy, picture. Your kids are beautiful, and all your vaca pictures show that, in the very least, you were having fun. All of you.
BTW, I came over here from Forever Fat Girl on the Inside. :-) Have a wonderful day!!!
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I love, love, love this post. And the best thing about it is that you can’t even crop it out. LOL Maybe you can photoshop some little shorts on him. And the second best thing is that Lilly acts like she doesn’t even care and/or notice. LOL Awesome.
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You just made me giggle! This would totally happen to me, lol
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That is tragically hilarious!
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I have two girls- I didn’t know that little boys dinkies came with a smiley face!! I guess if I had known that, I wouldn’t have been so afraid to have one!
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I’m dying. Get someone to photoshop in pants! That’s a travesty!
Oh so funny! I didn’t see the little smilie face at first and was all… what’s she on about? Hahaha. Oh well. Can’t you use PhotoShop to add in a pair of underpants or something? Looks like you had a great holiday though.
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Oh my god, I can’t stop laughing aloud! That is way too funny.
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ALL the pictures are picture perfect! ;)
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That is hilarious! I too struggle with trying to get the kids to take a “perfect” picture.
I do think that all of your pics are beautiful!
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that is beyond priceless. I love all the pictures. Every blasted adorable one, especially the one with you in it.
That was the cutest thing ever ….thanks for sharing .
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That is hysterical!
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Hilarious. I love how no one seems to think anything of the naked boy running around. Love it!
OMG, that picture almost made me pee myself. And for what it’s worth, I think you got AT LEAST half dozen gorgeous shots in there.
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Hilarious. I love how no one seems to think anything of the naked boy running around. Love it!
P.S. I cropped that shot of you with the kids for my little BlogHer “Directory” I’m making. I hope you are using it for a Profile pic somewhere, because it’s adorable :)
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BRAVO!
San Diego Farmgirl´s last blog ..Monthly pepper & ‘mater patch update
I love the cringe smile. I get that a lot with my kids too. I think the little happy face adds character, like it’s another guy in the picture (and isn’t it, according to most guys). Great post, as always.
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HILARIOUS!
My middle child will be 7 in a few days and I don’t think I have a single picture of him where he doesn’t have dirt/slime/food/leaves/bugs stuck to his face.
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Totally hilarious! Loved the photos.
I’m just out familiarizing myself with the Music Savvy Moms. Good to meet you!
I think all your photos are great, and I’m a big fan of the first one. Your Photoshopping skills for the last, however, are second to none, and I am humbled by your prowess.
Seriously, though, great photos…make me wish I was on vacation with you guys!
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Ha ha ha. Thank goodness for that smiley face. :)
Really loved this post, by the way.
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Awwwwww! What a shame we CAN’T post nekkid pictures of our kids… Some of those are the best. My boys’ toddler years were mostly nekkid, apparently. I only notice this when I am looking for internet-worthy shots!
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I think you got some great shots! I love the one with the lollypops.
And the last one – can you photoshop in a diaper or some pants? :)
Reluctant Housewife´s last blog ..Brothers and Girls
LOVE the nekkid one!
All your pics are great.
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Mr Smiley sure came in handy;) The Little Man plays the same game…
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LOL too funny!
Oh my gosh this is CLASSIC! I don’t think you should photoshop it at all…I think you should frame it EXACTLY how it is. :)
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Oh that just figures, the best poses and then something too major to photoshop!
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Still a beautiful picture! Sorta. LOL!
LOVE IT! I would end up with something very similar if I made the effort to capture my girls on film, smiling at the same time. Hilarious!
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Ok… THIS is hilarious!!! Getting 3 kids to all look at the camera happily… an AMAZING feat. I love your little edit, hahaha.
Still, it looks like a great time away!
:)
~Tabitha
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Someday you’ll look back on these pics and think they are all absolutely wonderful. I have many pictures of my kid’s backs… I’ve liked them the most as time goes on for some reason. Glad you had a good vacation… your kids are adorable :)
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HA! That last one is a classic! Just shows how being au naturel is sometimes the best way to go. Just not in public I guess.
Maricris
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LOVE this!
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Oh my that is priceless!!! Too funny yet so cute at the same time. My two never look at the camera either.
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Okay, these pictures are fantastic!
(BTW, since I’m too lazy to take decent pictures of my kids…I’ll be using yours in this year’s holiday letter. Thanks, man.)
See you at BlogHer next week…? (I hope.)
XO
A.
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OMG! That’s hysterical!!! Still perfect!
Welcome back!
girl, you are hilarious! i think you need to frame that last one, with smiley face included of course :)
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Hahahaha that is hysterical, thanks soo much for the laugh!
That and your teaching them to pee sitting post totally has me rolling today.
Genius I tell you.
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I think all the photos were just beautiful. And as for the last one, I would see if someone with great photo shopping skills could put a pair of tan shorts on him. Love the beach photos.
OH SH*T!! That made me snort out loud in my office….too funny!
I love this. It is a perfect. Motherhood. Not for the faint hearted.
That was a GREAT post and a great laugh. Thank you so, so much.
I laughed til I snorted and then my hubs came in and looked and laughed, which is good, as he is very sick. Thanks for making our day with your beautiful children’s photos.
The photos were fantastic. Wow you are so close to your children. I think their eyes tell you what a great mom you are :)
Regards,
Ruth
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AH! That’s FANTASTIC! Can you photoshop some pants on him?
You’re my new favorite blogger. This post made me clap out loud!!!!
I’m going to share it with all my mommy friends. Keep up the good work!
Fellow mommy Christine
OMG. Perfect!!!
Janis @ SneakPeek´s last blog ..A Thousand Words Thursday – You’re My Hero!
Love this! It is a beautiful picture, little “oops!” and all. And now you have the perfect blackmail item to ensure he never arrives home past curfew as a teenager!
SavvyMom´s last blog ..Is Stranger Danger Real?
Fabulous pictures! The inventor of digital cameras…. a genius…I have three kids as well…I know how many pictures you need to take for that one perfect shot …. then you realize the not perfect ones are the greatest!
I have tears streaming out of my eyes . . .
LOL that’s funny. So appropriate in the way life likes to interact with us. But very, very funny.
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Forwarded this to like 800 friends of mine.
Some thanked me for the laugh as their day is sucking.
Hollywood Farm´s last blog ..Oh Boy, I just Gave My Son A Spock Hair Cut
Classic! I wonder whether you are using it for the holiday cards?…
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this made me laugh so hard… and so real that i got tears in my eyes.
How funny!
Kim @ Cheap Chic Home´s last blog ..Merry SITSmas!
Hilarious!
It doesn’t get much better than this post. I love it.
-Aimee
Aimee @ Ain’t Yo Mama’s Blog´s last blog ..Mental Monday: My Kid Was Suspended for Bullying? I’m On The Case.
This is classic. I had a similar experience a couple weeks ago – I caught my son’s puke in my hands in between otherwise “picture perfect” family photos. Yea, it was a grand moment.
http://thegypsymama.com/2009/12/14/a-tall-mom-falls-down/
PS: I’m in the DC area as well – how awesome is the weather this weekend? It’s like we’ve been teleported back to MI for the day.
You entirely captured my joy, frustration, irritation, and life all in this one perfect post.
My husband goes ape sh** whenever I attempt to take “the yearly holiday photo”… in those 30 minutes we threaten divorce 4200 times.
Wow, that really is a great post. Thanks for leading me here!
Anthony´s last blog ..Being Genuine and More On Asking Questions
Ha!
This is so funny I belly laughed! And called my husband in to see it too. Ah, the joys of motherhood.
Hang a stocking on *it* and it’s a perfect Christmas photo!
Perfect! LOL!
Kids are amazing! so natural… :)
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LOL! Awww well at least you got a shot of all of them smiling!! Maybe you could photoshop in a diaper on him? I know photoshop can do some pretty amazing things. You have such a beautiful family:) thanks for posting! Stopped by from SITS to say hi!
That picture made me snort Diet Coke. Do you know how bad that hurts??
I thought the first picture with the giant lollipops was a beautiful shot. They are all cool shots, really. You have beautiful children!
Hope you had a great holiday!
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Gorgeous photos, I especially love the one of you with them on the beach. And the smiley face a close second :)
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Very nice. ;)
WackyMummy´s last blog ..Scenes From My Week
OMG. That is great! I love it. Typical of what would happen to me!
This was so funny. I only have one kid, but trying to get a great picture of a 3 yr old boy sitting still is my life’s challenge. Great post, and beautiful pictures.
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brilliant! you actually did have me laughing out loud!!
that is good shit right there. HAHAHAA.
Oh my goodness!!!! This cracks me up! The look on their faces are totally innocent as well…I have to share this with my husband when he gets home from work!!!!!!
LOL!!! :D
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That is hilarious, it totally made my day. You have a beautiful family. I love reading you!
HOLY CRAP! I am about to pee my pants!!!!!!! I am laughing out loud, to an empty office, thank god! Thank you for making me see I’m not the only CRAZY mom out there!
LOVE this post. As a mother of four, I can totally relate. Hilarious.
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Love it! It’s funny one of my fav pics of my son was when he was in the tub naked! I made a similar adjustment. http://ow.ly/1dTou
I’m not sure how I stumbled across your blog, but this may be my favorite blog post ever! That picture is just too precious, although I’m not sure what little man will think about it when he’s older!
That picture is hilariously cute. I love the smiley graphic you added. When my guys were little, we had these stick on bath toys and one was a sun with rays. One day I stuck it over the same spot as the smiley on your little guy on my little guy and snapped the most adorable photo. Now that he is 13 he does not appreciate that picture.
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Just found you and OMG….I’m sitting here in the dark, at 11pm, drinking a glass of wine and almost spit it on my computer screen! That was too funny!!!!
That is seriously HILARIOUS! I am also an obsesive picture taker. You do have some amazing pics of those kiddos. Who by the way are truly adorable. My favorite pictures of two of my boys happen to be pictures of them crying. Something about them just I dunno tugs at my heart in a way that a smiley picture never could.
I cannot stop laughing. Holy crap. Thanks for helping me burn a few extra calories tonight.
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My family wanted to know why I was snorting out loud reading this one! So good! (you do know there is photoshop to add some shorts onto him right?
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Love it!
Lol dont you hate that? Like an idiot i always take pictures of my 2 year old in the tub especially after he’s ate a big bowl of raviolis n is covered of sauce n bubbles n he’ll have SUCH a sweet smile holding his robot i just want to send them all out… but then i see his pecker under the water… ah well , very nice pic you got of your kids!
I’m still laughing…holy shit that’s funny! I have two fussy toddlers (yes, I’m avoiding them by being on the computer instead of tending to their every need) and it’s POURING outside…so thanks for the laugh!
Maybe you could photo shop in a pair of shorts…hmmm, it just might work.
Lol
Your kids are amazing :)
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That is the funniest story ever… and I absolutely love the finally picture, plus some pants of course! Maybe you can doctor the picture up some how!! lol
holy shit, that is the most hilarious post ever. Thank you for “re-posting” this for us that weren’t readers back then!
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LOL. oh that’s too funny. A valiant effort! you have a beautiful family.
This cracked me up! Awesome post. No wonder it’s your favorite. Perfect.
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I really did LOL! So typical!!!!
That’s a beautiful shot! Our Christmas picture this year ended up being a collage of outtakes. With “Two under Two”, we couldn’t get a single good shot, even with leftover Halloween candy to bribe them.
I LOVE it!
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I think I just peed my pants, awesome.
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LOL!!! This is probably the best blog post I’ve read in about two years. Not coincidentally, my twins will turn 2 this month.
This is fabulous!! Love the “moment” ;-) Photoshop anyone?
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I added this post as one of my fav blog posts this week.
http://www.myhouseholdjunk.com/2010/06/11/fab-five-friday-9/
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Thank you for the laughs! ;-) Beautiful photo. And from the looks of that little guy’s smile he seems to think he has one over on you!
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To sweet! =)
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Hahaha!! That’s wonderful! GREAT candid shot!
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Do you have my children? They do the same things! Except that both will be completely naked before I can get the prefect picture!
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hahahaha!! this is hilarious!! cute kids btw..Just found your awesome blog! love the “virtual tattoo” and will be putting one on my blog:) I love your layout and everything!!
I will be back to visit again and read more..you’re a funny lady! lol
I love it! My 3 children are the same. My son is the worst though. I have beautiful pictures on my daughters and some fabulous pictures of the back of my son’s head. Good luck as your mission continues.
HANDS DOWN my all time favoritest post of yours! Haven’t laughed that hard in a long time!!
This is just fantastic. LOVE LOVE LOVE the censor smiley face ! Last holiday season, we took over 400 pictures of my son to be put on the holiday card. The best one of him……he looks a cheesy, Jewish ( I am Jewish) car salesman. I wish I could attach the photo.