Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy
What started as an innocent on-line baby book to chronicle Jill's stay-at-home days with her children, (Lily, Ben, and Evan) quickly transformed into a vibrant community of parents, brought together by a common theme: Parenting doesn’t have to be perfect. Learn more here.
@scarymommy
NYT bestselling author of Confessions of a Scary Mommy and Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies). Fond of curse words, sarcasm and Diet Coke.
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Very cute, wish I was there. lol
.-= Vodka Logic´s last blog ..What’s the first thing you do when you get home? =-.
Someday, these will be great blackmail pictures. So funny, and way too cute!
.-= Helen´s last blog ..What Not To Get The Woman Who Has Everything =-.
that first one is awesome!
.-= Jen, buried with children´s last blog ..Needed: Some Holiday Recovery Time =-.
LOL, Those postcards are awesome~
Haha! Love them!
You were just in FLA? I’m going to be there in two weeks! Aww, too bad we weren’t there at the same time! Love the postcards! :)
I love that first pic, classic!
.-= Andrea from Big Blue Momma´s last blog ..The Big Blue Family’s Christmas =-.
Ha! Those are great!!
.-= Mad Woman´s last blog ..Bobbly bits bouncing …. but not for long! =-.
The little stinkers are still cute… even with sullen faces and whilst picking their noses!
.-= Shannon´s last blog ..Everything Austen Challenge Wrap-Up =-.
those are fantastic. love the first one. i seem to have too many pictures of my kid “digging for gold.” when he starts sitting on the couch with his hand in his pants Al Bundy style, then i know it’s time to really worry. take care.
I love the first one! Wow, that’s a priceless picture to use as blackmail later in life, hehe! Hope you had fun in Florida :)
I love that first one. “Damn sand gets in everything.”
.-= lceel´s last blog ..Monday Meanders 12-28 =-.
Looks awesome!
Dude, Captiva? That’s where *I* go with my girlfriends every year. Why didn’t I know you were going there? Do you have friends there? My next girlfriend trip, you are SO invited.
.-= Texan Mama´s last blog ..Keep Your Parking Lot Etiquette in Check =-.
Oh my word! Those darling little rugrats are getting SO big!!
I’m trying to get back into the swing of blogging. I might need you to hold my hand or something. :D
Yay me!
Glad ya got to see me. :)
.-= Blissful Babe´s last blog ..I’ve Been a Baaaad Blogger. =-.
And HOLY COW!!! I just LOVE your little shoppe! When did you do THAT? Geez-O-Pete. I have been away far too long! Imma have to email you to catch up!
.-= Blissful Babe´s last blog ..I’ve Been a Baaaad Blogger. =-.
LOL Jill :-D
that looks awesome, I wish I was somewhere warm now! I bet I wouldn’t have the flu if I was ;-) Have a lovely time!
OMG these are hysterical!!
.-= Stephaine @ Geezees´s last blog ..Gifts are out, new year begins, Hope everyone had a happy holiday! =-.
Yeah but you’re wearing shorts and swimsuits and that cancels out everything else.
.-= Jennifer´s last blog ..Insert witty title here, Random Tuesdy Thoughts =-.
Does the prize “pick” come with the post card? :)
Glad it’s all smiles down south.
For real. :)
.-= angie´s last blog ..SURPRISE! =-.
Those are awesome. I love the first one!
.-= Jayde´s last blog ..My Very First Award!! =-.
Hysterical!
I loved all of them! Hope you are having fun!
its in the 50s today and all i can think is THOSE DAMN CRAZY NORTHERNERS! Don’t you know that it’s cold for florida?
.-= fidget´s last blog ..V =-.
Love it!
.-= Momlissa @ Binkies & Bandaids´s last blog ..My Christmas Post =-.
Aw, so cute. Except for the nose picking one.
Justine :o )
So cute! Are you guys there right now? Missing our lovely temps in the teens and twenties?! Lucky you!
Also – I have just started working on my own blog book and I tried linking up to your post on yours from last year, but my link is to your OLD site, so I can’t find it. If you have it handy, email it to me and I’ll update my link on my post today!
.-= christy´s last blog ..My blog book =-.
LMFAO!
.-= dawn´s last blog ..rum-soaked french toast w/ pecan butter =-.
Sooo cute! I need a day on the beach… it isFREEZING here! Hope you are having a blast.
.-= american in norway´s last blog ..American in Norway goes to Sweden…. =-.
LOVE Captiva. Did y0u get to eat cake for me in the Bubble Room?
They’re so cute!
Sophie has been spending a lot of time with her finger up her nose lately. Clearly, Evan is a bad influence.
.-= Cara´s last blog ..Top Ten Books of 2009 =-.
I wouldn’t smile if I was on the beach either. :-) Hope you’re having fun while i’m freezing to death up here in PA. At least it gives me something to blog about.
LOVE IT! hahaha
.-= Mom Taxi Julie´s last blog ..I’m on the mend!! =-.
Looks like a grand ole time. Love the way to did the post cards. And 7 Clown Circus looks wonderful. Bravo :)
.-= Serendipity is Sweet´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday =-.
Clever captions! Love the photos/postcards! Looks like a wonderful time. Wish we were there!
.-= Jane´s last blog ..I Love You, Aunt Vern – R.I.P. =-.
Adorable! Thanks for sharing…haha…
.-= WebSavvyMom´s last blog ..A Favorite Thing – Hokie Santa =-.
I’m looking forward to hearing more about Captiva…always wanted to go there.
And I hope he picked a winner :).
.-= Karen MEG´s last blog ..Approaching the One-Oh =-.
I hope you are having a blast. Boogers and all.
.-= debbie´s last blog ..Now We’re Talking Resolutions =-.
hahahahah. SO funny!!!! But SO sad you’re so close yet so far away! At least we have the consolation knowing we’ll meet in March!!!!!!
Have a wonderful time. The weather is JUST beautiful right now in FL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.-= Live.Love.Eat´s last blog ..Caramelized Onion Dip =-.
Oh I’m glad my kids aren’t the only ones who pick their noses. It’s just that they do it SO often. How much snot can a tiny little nose hold?
.-= Brilliant Sulk´s last blog ..The Aftermath =-.
I love them!!! hahahaha so dang cute!
I need to vacation in Sunny FL right now!
.-= Shelle-BlokThoughts´s last blog ..The family end of year letter… love it, embrace it =-.
Gotta go with the first one as my favorite!
.-= Unknown Mami´s last blog ..Let’s Interact! =-.
I couldn’t read the writing on the pictures on my phone today and I just gave a little shout of glee when I sat down here and remembered I would get to come over and see your funny postcards : ) Of course you did not disappoint! You never ever do!
.-= Life with Kaishon´s last blog ..A Post that won’t bore; Christmas Presents Galore =-.
Wish I was there! Have a great trip. happy new year!!
Those are just classic! I used your image for my end of year review. Thanks.
Happy New Year!
They are all great but I especially love the first one — that’s my pick! LOL
I am new to you via KarenMEG and I will definitely be back. I have only been blogging for a few months and I appreciated the blogging advice — I hope that I don’t break any of the commenting rules.
All my best to you and yours for 2010!
:-)
GREAT shots! Happy New Year!
.-= Andrea´s last blog ..I’ll never make it … =-.
I’ve been to Captiva! Love it there.
Happy New Year your Scariness!
.-= cristin´s last blog ..RTT: With Linkage and Graps and a Prayer Request. =-.
I had that same “smile” from the ages of 13-19. ;-)
.-= LiLu´s last blog ..Your Weekend Dose of the Fugly, v17 =-.
I would love to win for my own little Prince! Thanks!