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Your Pregnancy at Week 22

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Swelling is the Word of the Week

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You’ve reached 22 weeks, which is the beginning of the sixth month. Halle-freaking-lujah! The sixth month, for some, offers a blissful last hurrah of the feel-good second trimester before the bloated, achy, can’t-see-you-vagina-anymore third trimester sets in. For others, the sixth month ushers in fun new symptoms like backaches and uncontrollable gas.

Luckily your partner is required to keep loving you anyway (or at least be really good at pretending until you’re back to your old self which — newsflash — will probably be never). But, at least you’ll stop crop-dusting everywhere you walk after the baby comes!

Swelling is the word of the week, and you’re going to have lots of it, from your face down to your cankles. It’s normal (as long as it isn’t incredibly sudden), just watch your rings — you might need to wear them on a chain around your neck if your fingers are getting too big — and make sure your feet stay comfortable. Swelling, combined with relaxed ligaments, can cause your feet to increase by a shoe size or more! The good and bad news is that the swelling will subside but your feet may become permanently bigger — which at least means that you can justify some shoe shopping.

Your baby’s sense of touch is developing and all those brain neurons are firing; that means as she feels around she’s learning all about you (well, the inside of you, anyway) and is probably touching her own face to satisfy her curiosity. You might notice a pattern in all that movement, too, as you get to know her habits and she develops cycles of high activity and sleepiness. She weighs about a pound at this point, and if you’re like most 6-month pregnant women your reaction to that will be, “WTF IS ALL THE REST OF THIS WEIGHT I’VE GAINED FOR, THEN???”

Take advantage of your last spurts of energy and rapidly declining ability to move without waddling and stopping to pee every three feet, and go on a date night. Once you have to start paying a sitter by the hour, those date nights don’t look nearly as good!  

 

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