Comments on: 10 Rules of The Playground http://www.scarymommy.com/scary-mommys-rules-of-the-playground/ A parenting community where less than perfect moms can connect and commiserate. Join the club. Thu, 23 May 2013 18:43:53 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: ButteryMuffyn http://www.scarymommy.com/scary-mommys-rules-of-the-playground/#comment-131393 ButteryMuffyn Thu, 07 Mar 2013 18:14:37 +0000 http://www.scarymommy.com/?p=20575#comment-131393 Our local park recently removed all the swings because apparently they are dangerous. True story.

]]> By: ButteryMuffyn http://www.scarymommy.com/scary-mommys-rules-of-the-playground/#comment-131391 ButteryMuffyn Thu, 07 Mar 2013 18:08:26 +0000 http://www.scarymommy.com/?p=20575#comment-131391 Seriously, are you for real?? “while their own mother is busy enjoying her copy of 50 shades of grey..” Are you kidding me?? What a judgemental, mother****** you are. How dare you have the balls to make assumptions as to what anyone is doing on their phone.

]]> By: ButteryMuffyn http://www.scarymommy.com/scary-mommys-rules-of-the-playground/#comment-131361 ButteryMuffyn Thu, 07 Mar 2013 17:06:16 +0000 http://www.scarymommy.com/?p=20575#comment-131361 Why don’t you all come to the park with me? I’ll bring coffee for everyone, gummy bears and goldfish for the kids and we can all sit and chat and ignore our kids whilst sanctimonious “abettermother” can watch all the kids for us.

]]> By: jennygoat http://www.scarymommy.com/scary-mommys-rules-of-the-playground/#comment-121519 jennygoat Thu, 24 Jan 2013 16:40:44 +0000 http://www.scarymommy.com/?p=20575#comment-121519 I usually love to play with the kids at the playground. But my ass did get stuck on the slide, right after some little kid told me my butt was too big .

]]> By: christina http://www.scarymommy.com/scary-mommys-rules-of-the-playground/#comment-121053 christina Wed, 23 Jan 2013 13:17:58 +0000 http://www.scarymommy.com/?p=20575#comment-121053 we have a pond with ducks at our park. we don’t go unless i have other adults with me to help watch for fear of having to go “swimming” unexpectedly due to a slip trying to catch a duck. who ever thought a pond+small children=good idea is an idiot.

]]> By: natalie http://www.scarymommy.com/scary-mommys-rules-of-the-playground/#comment-106927 natalie Tue, 18 Sep 2012 02:35:58 +0000 http://www.scarymommy.com/?p=20575#comment-106927 it is the best thing int he whole world watching you kid pump and you don’t have to !!! now for tying shoes after taking the sand out

]]> By: Melinda http://www.scarymommy.com/scary-mommys-rules-of-the-playground/#comment-106920 Melinda Mon, 17 Sep 2012 18:37:24 +0000 http://www.scarymommy.com/?p=20575#comment-106920 What? Wiping your bum for the first two years of your life isn’t enough? Now you want me to lift you onto the monkey bars? Lift yourself, kid. How else are you going to build the muscles you’ll need to push my wheelchair when I’m old?

]]> By: sahmnexdoor http://www.scarymommy.com/scary-mommys-rules-of-the-playground/#comment-106853 sahmnexdoor Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:18:57 +0000 http://www.scarymommy.com/?p=20575#comment-106853 LOL so true! good to know I am not the only one…

]]> By: Liz http://www.scarymommy.com/scary-mommys-rules-of-the-playground/#comment-106835 Liz Fri, 14 Sep 2012 00:07:02 +0000 http://www.scarymommy.com/?p=20575#comment-106835 Girls- I am still LOL at “fruit of my ute!”

]]> By: Lollie ~ The Fortuitous Housewife http://www.scarymommy.com/scary-mommys-rules-of-the-playground/#comment-106784 Lollie ~ The Fortuitous Housewife Thu, 13 Sep 2012 02:42:22 +0000 http://www.scarymommy.com/?p=20575#comment-106784 Don’t they get it — I’ve already dragged my sorry, dimpled, jiggly ass to the gym. I may need another workout, but I don’t want another workout. Thank you very much!

What don’t they understand — this is my lazy, slack ass mom way of burning off their excess energy!

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