Seth Rogen’s mom is every mom whose kid hasn’t called her back
Every once in a while, the world hands us a gem of loveliness and hilarity and we can only praise the Internet gods for their benevolence. This week, that gem comes to us courtesy of Seth Rogen’s mom Sandy and her quest to find her son — after he didn’t call her back for one whole day.
Mama Sandy was having none of his shenanigans and unresponsiveness so she took to Twitter to contact him. “Where are you?” she asked. Because even though Seth is a Hollywood celebrity and a grown ass man, he is still a son, and hell hath no fury like a mother ignored.
@Sethrogen where are you ?
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) October 9, 2017
Seth Rogen shared his mom’s tweet the next day with a simple “when you don’t answer your mom’s phone calls for a day.” We feel you, Seth. And so did Twitter.
When you don't answer your mom's phone calls for a day: https://t.co/qmN9wPD1hZ
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) October 10, 2017
Your mom gives you a day? Shit..I get repeated phone calls and so does my husband. Then I call back and she just wants to chat. 🙄 Moms!— Bitchin' Baker (@Betty_Focker) October 10, 2017
You're lucky, Seth. I miss a text & she just sends the police to my house & I have to explain that my mother is crazy.— 🍓AmberR🌺se Griffis🍄🌾 (@WensdaiAddamns) October 10, 2017
Mine threatened to file a missing person's report. Then she called at 3 am crying, asking "Why don't you love me?" Way to wake up.— Eileen (@Eileen846718681) October 10, 2017
Moms everywhere are cheering @RogenSandy !!! (If you want to know fear, step into the mind of a mom who worries.)— Liz Zuliani (@LizZuliani) October 10, 2017
Moms have 3 theories after 24 hours: You’re dead, in the hospital, or you’ve been kidnapped. I’m sorry, but that’s the facts.— BitchyBuddhist (@bitchy_buddhist) October 10, 2017
ALWAYS answer when Mom calls. Moms will straight up track you down if you don’t answer!— L.J. Christensen (@LJChristensen2) October 10, 2017
The thing is, as much as can commiserate with Seth because many of us have moms all up in our business, we’re moms so we understand Sandy’s angst too. Heck, we are Sandy. Or we want to be Sandy, because her mom game is on point. She served up a heaping plate of passive-aggressive with a side of I-ain’t-putting-with-this-bullshit.
Truthfully, Sandy sounds like someone we could drink gin and tonics with while we bitch about the thankless job that is mothering and gossip about that do-gooder Becky on the PTA. Sandy Rogen is the epitome of #momgoals.
I'm here for all of THIS!! Moms of the world, UNITE!— JRockMurdock (@JRockMurdock) October 10, 2017
Seth did eventually call his mama back. All is right in the world again.
He did . Finally— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) October 10, 2017
And we are all a little better off because of it.
seth rogen’s mom’s twitter is the purest thing i’ve ever seen plz protect her at all costs— Jillian (@famous_whales) October 10, 2017