05 · 24 · 2010

Six Year Old Artist

Lily is a fantastic artist– her fine attention to detail and hard work pay off– she’s created some real masterpieces at the young age of six. I’m really quite proud.

She’s also produced a fair number of “what the fuck?” pieces, such as this latest one:

It’s actually a ballerina dancing, I’m told, along with the letter “L” formed by two fingers. I totally see now that it’s been explained, but it still looks like something from a horror movie to me. I may indeed have nightmares.

They can’t all be winners, I suppose. So, I’m expecting something amazing any day now.

{ 52 comments }

1 BestofFates May 24, 2010 at 12:30 pm

I can’t tell if I’m more in love with the ASL tie-in, or the ballerina’s hair. Clearly, this is a masterpiece.
.-= BestofFates´s last blog ..Bacon & Other Loose Ends =-.

2 Christine May 24, 2010 at 12:35 pm

Is she a fan of “Glee”? They use the loser “L” a lot in their advertising.

3 Scary Mommy May 24, 2010 at 2:12 pm

She IS a fan of Glee. That could be the inspiration!

4 jen May 24, 2010 at 12:36 pm

that poor ballerina! hahaha
.-= jen´s last blog ..ice cream =-.

5 Life with Kaishon May 24, 2010 at 12:38 pm

Oh my gosh Jill! This made me laugh so hard. She is the best, that Lilly!
.-= Life with Kaishon´s last blog ..i really need to make dinner, and do laundry, and take out the trash, and do some paperwork… =-.

6 Smores for Breakfast May 24, 2010 at 12:42 pm

omg Jill- funniest picture ever. And even funnier is your “what the fuck” category you put it in. Lily sounds just perfect. You kill me and still bring a smile to my face with every blog entry you write! xo, Alexis

7 WebSavvyMom May 24, 2010 at 12:50 pm

–>I saw the picture as a thumbnail first and thought Penis. So happy to hear the explanation of being the letter L. Whew.
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8 Amber May 24, 2010 at 11:19 pm

Me too!!!!! I really thought that’s what it was till I scrolled down and saw the second “finger” ha :-)
.-= Amber´s last blog ..Mind Your Business =-.

9 Jenifer June 10, 2010 at 2:29 pm

OMG!! Me too! said WTF?! out loud!!! but as soon as I scrolled down and saw the second penis I was like “Ooooooooooooh!! its a finger shaped like an L” and that was without reading moms explanation so either that means @ times I think like a 6 y.o. or since Im an Art Collector I know WTF?! art when I see it. LOL!

10 Ginette May 24, 2010 at 12:52 pm

Actually, aside from the dismemberment, I’m quite impressed! Her ballerina is not a stick figure (good body image) and the detail in the fingers in very detailed. Maybe she can teach my 7 year old son how to draw! Between his stick figure battle scenes and her serial killer ballerina, they could create something REALLY horrific ;0)

11 SaraPlaysHouse May 24, 2010 at 1:04 pm

Definitely a little hint of Dali in there. Or Glee. Let’s go with Glee. Either way, the art teacher in me LOVES to see such visually expressive kids!

12 Jen May 24, 2010 at 1:10 pm

Interesting, very interesting. :)

You know, if she ever makes something close to a Friday that you would like to share, you could link but with my “Kids Make the Darndest Things”.
http://www.buriedwithchildren.com/kids-make-the-darndest-things/
Just a thought. :)
.-= Jen´s last blog ..How a Dad makes Shorts Fit. =-.

13 cathyjoy May 24, 2010 at 1:13 pm

mkay…i’m a little confused. is this a “L”oser ballerina or perhaps a “L”eaping ballerina? did she explain the connection between the two?
.-= cathyjoy´s last blog ..Ponder This… =-.

14 Scary Mommy May 24, 2010 at 2:12 pm

Her name is Lily. With an L. :)

15 cathyjoy May 24, 2010 at 10:51 pm

aha! just a normal monday blonde moment for the chick enterin’ “mental”pause!
.-= cathyjoy´s last blog ..Ponder This… =-.

16 Krystyn May 24, 2010 at 1:21 pm

Thank goodness you explained the L. I could tell it was one finger, but the second I wasn’t so sure about.

I’ve got a doozy of some artwork at home if I can find it..I’m totally posting it!
.-= Krystyn´s last blog ..Mommy and Me Monday- The 14th Edition =-.

17 Grandad May 24, 2010 at 1:22 pm

The Fickle Finger of Fate?????
.-= Grandad´s last blog ..What a load of shit =-.

18 Katie May 24, 2010 at 1:25 pm

I love it. It’s hilarious and cute. I can’t wait until my son draws me the WTF pictures!
.-= Katie´s last blog ..The Boy of Many Faces: Eleven Month Eddition =-.

19 Kathy May 24, 2010 at 2:05 pm

She is only 6 years old….wow that’s pretty good when my daughter was six usually her pictures were missing limbs. At first that L looked like something else…..but that is so wrong.
.-= Kathy´s last blog ..Sundays In My City-Flea Market =-.

20 Domesticated Gal May 24, 2010 at 2:11 pm

So I take it this means that “Ballerina” is off the list of future occupations for her?
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21 Scary Mommy May 24, 2010 at 2:13 pm

I’m afraid so. She seems to be only slightly more graceful than me, which isn’t saying much.

22 Robin May 24, 2010 at 2:42 pm

I am glad I am not the only one who thought that was a giant penis. Whew!
.-= Robin´s last blog ..Monday’s Muse: Pac-Man Fever =-.

23 Rachel @ Mommy Needs a Vacation May 24, 2010 at 3:01 pm

That picture made me laugh out loud- oh my! Very funny! And the best is your description, a “what the fuck” piece! Ha! I am so glad you explained the “L”- I was thinking something much more R rated. God, I have a dirty mind!
.-= Rachel @ Mommy Needs a Vacation´s last blog ..The Great Baby Gear Purge =-.

24 Kelly Deneen May 24, 2010 at 3:12 pm

Okay, so I admit that when I first looked at it, I was wondering WTH part of it was…and I didn’t realize immediately that it was 2 fingers. LOL.

She is VERY creative.
.-= Kelly Deneen´s last blog ..Sassy Pants =-.

25 Allison May 24, 2010 at 3:16 pm

Wow, that IS kind of freaky. But very creative at the same time.
.-= Allison´s last blog ..i heart faces – Yellow =-.

26 lceel May 24, 2010 at 3:32 pm

I knew they were fingers (at least, I was HOPING they were fingers) – i just couldn’t finger out why they were there.
.-= lceel´s last blog ..Monday Meanders 5-23 =-.

27 Cranky Sarah May 24, 2010 at 5:15 pm

Oh my! I hope you’re keeping this to pull out in the future! HAHA!
.-= Cranky Sarah´s last blog ..10th Anniversary Chronicle =-.

28 Greta May 24, 2010 at 5:22 pm

I also saw male genitalia from the thumbnail on fb, but this is much better than what my dirty mind produced! Hey, I don’t care if it’s an “L”, she still beats me at art any day!
Thanks for sharing :)
.-= Greta´s last blog ..Make Me Mad Mondays =-.

29 Seattledad (Luke, I am Your Father) May 24, 2010 at 6:32 pm

It looks like the ballerina might have cut her fingers off, perhaps with a band saw, judging by the blood squirting straight up into her hair. The fingers have obviously fallen to the ground and become rather large in the process.
.-= Seattledad (Luke, I am Your Father)´s last blog ..Working the Heavy Bag =-.

30 vodkamom May 24, 2010 at 8:53 pm

I knew EXACTLY what it was. It’s a gift of mine.

xoxoxox

31 Brittany at Mommy Words May 24, 2010 at 11:07 pm

Dear Lord all I thought was PENIS. Just shoot me I know.

I did see the ballerine though.
.-= Brittany at Mommy Words´s last blog ..Cookin’ Night Off on Chili’s Grill & Bar {Review & Giveaway} =-.

32 L.A. Stylist Mom May 24, 2010 at 11:16 pm

UH- mazing. It looks like a tiny ballerina (check) balancing precariously atop a large…dildo. BRA-vo!
.-= L.A. Stylist Mom´s last blog ..Bargain Of The Week =-.

33 Dirty Dishtowels May 24, 2010 at 11:17 pm

That’s really cute! It makes sense after the explanation. The WTF pictures are always the best ones after they tell you what it all means.

34 ilovebearhaven May 24, 2010 at 11:20 pm

It could be worse. My son now hates Map from Dora the Explorer. I think it has something to do with the fact that he has grown beyond Dora but Sissy Girl has not. Anyways, he has taken to drawing pictures of dead Map from time to time. It kinda disturbs me even though I have been told it is typical for a boy.

35 L.A. Stylist Mom May 24, 2010 at 11:22 pm

I will pay you for the ‘Dead Map’ rendering. Name your price.
.-= L.A. Stylist Mom´s last blog ..Bargain Of The Week =-.

36 ilovebearhaven May 25, 2010 at 9:27 am

Do you want the on paper version or the papertowel/ toilet paper roll renderings? lol

37 Sarah May 26, 2010 at 3:27 am

My son had it in for Barney, years and years ago….
.-= Sarah´s last blog ..Keeper of the Stuff =-.

38 San Diego Momma May 25, 2010 at 12:12 am

Dildo? Penis? Noooo.

Clearly a space shuttle disguised as a band-aid shooting I Dream of Jeannie into space.

39 Jack May 25, 2010 at 12:21 am

I am thinking that she has been studying Chagall.
.-= Jack´s last blog ..Take a Walk on The Wild Side =-.

40 Lynn from For Love or Funny May 25, 2010 at 5:54 am

Whoops. The picture kinda looked like porno to me, initially. Not that I’m used to seeing me kids draw porno, or anything. :)
.-= Lynn from For Love or Funny´s last blog ..I don’t heed the clues, so I’m constantly mystified =-.

41 From Belgium May 25, 2010 at 7:26 am

Save them in a box, my mom put my drawings with the trash each year. I am still traumatized.

42 Lynn from For Love or Funny May 25, 2010 at 9:04 am

Whoa – I thought that picture was pornography at first glance!
.-= Lynn from For Love or Funny´s last blog ..Cleaning unearths clues that I’m insane, so I don’t clean anymore. =-.

43 Grandad May 25, 2010 at 9:16 am

Good grief!! Am I the only person not to see anything smutty in that drawing?
.-= Grandad´s last blog ..What a load of shit =-.

44 Lauralee Hensley May 25, 2010 at 3:52 pm

Hey the finger’s just came along to help the Ballerina out. I mean the Ballerina has those stubby nubs for fingers and the two Lovely L fingers just came to ask if they could find her some new fingers that were longer and prettier. No horror film flick here. Just someone trying to lend a hand, or should I say fingers. LOL.

45 Live.Love.Eat May 25, 2010 at 8:03 pm

That is 1 pretty ballerina and 1 very long finger!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.-= Live.Love.Eat´s last blog ..Bang Bang Shrimp =-.

46 Mrs.Mayhem May 25, 2010 at 8:56 pm

Poor ballerina! She looks startled, whether from falling through the air or the approach of two giant fingers.
.-= Mrs.Mayhem´s last blog ..Into Every Life, A Little Rain Must Fall =-.

47 Sarah May 26, 2010 at 3:13 am

And I was worried that it was a pictorial rendering of criticism! A Grown Up shaking an admonishing finger at the poor little girl who is trying so hard…
I need to get more sleep.
.-= Sarah´s last blog ..Keeper of the Stuff =-.

48 Marinka May 26, 2010 at 6:50 am

It looks totally fucked up which can only mean one thing. She’s a major talent.
.-= Marinka´s last blog ..Friendship Probation =-.

49 Sara -- The Football Wife May 26, 2010 at 8:55 am

I have a feeling that the ballerina feels violated. Can’t wait to see the new masterpiece!

50 Gretchen May 26, 2010 at 2:38 pm

Oh God. When I looked at it I saw a mermaid falling head first onto a giant penis. What does that say about me?
.-= Gretchen´s last blog ..RTT: Lost, House and Middle-Aged Sex Positions =-.

51 Complicated Mama May 26, 2010 at 9:45 pm

ahh Lilly. Can you bring her to Blogher? I need to meet this budding artist. lol too adorable.. and hysterical- all at the same time.
.-= Complicated Mama´s last blog ..{Never completely} Wordless Wednesday- Outta My Way Things.. =-.

52 Tanya June 22, 2010 at 9:57 am

LOL Too funny! I personally always loved the phallic drawings my kids did. You know, the scissors that look like Daddy’s family jewels!
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