Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy
What started as an innocent on-line baby book to chronicle Jill's stay-at-home days with her children, (Lily, Ben, and Evan) quickly transformed into a vibrant community of parents, brought together by a common theme: Parenting doesn’t have to be perfect. Learn more here.
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NYT bestselling author of Confessions of a Scary Mommy and Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies). Fond of curse words, sarcasm and Diet Coke.
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Clearly, we have some work to do. {Charming, isn’t he?}






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Oh, my god, that’s messy. SUPER MESSY. But totally adorable.
Oh my, perfect picture for a messy baby contest.
Ding! Ding!
How adorable is he? I hope that Day 5 is better.
What? You don’t get food on your toes when you eat?
I think I’ve mentioned before how my 8 year old still manages to get food in her eyebrows.
Yeesh.
And so sorry to hear about day 4 :(
But maybe the worst is over?…
TOO Cute~!
haha, my aunt makes fun of me because I used to be messy when eating spaghetti in my younger days, but I think he just beat me out for that award lol
Kids covered in food are my favorite…
I hope day 5 is better, and that you have plenty of booze…
You seriously have some super cute kiddos.
I hope tomorrow is better!
can I say that my hubby has been this dirty before? I mean not his toes because he can’t reach them, too fat.
Dehydration is a big in the ass to fix in kids. I hear you Momma!
Messy but makes for great photos! I hope day five finds things a little better – take care!
He’s so cute, who cares if he’s messy?
You know they’re good when they get the food all encrusted in between their toes… I love the pic. Classic! Hang in there!
Tomorrow will be a better day.
At least he’s enjoying his meal!
OMG, even the FEET!
Awwwwwwwwwwww….so cute! Glad it wasnt my kid!
Yummmm spaghetti?!!!!
I have a contest going on thru sunday for my 100th post if you would like to stop by and enter!
well regardless of how he’s acting, he sure is cute :)
Yeah I figured. I know when I have surgery day three is always the worst for me then it’s all good.
Poor kids…I had mine out as an adult and I was such a huge weenie. Hope he perks up soon!
Holy crap that is totally cute!
I’m still working on table manners with my NINE year old son. So, yeah. Good luck.
I am still finding sauce in crevices, after two baths. And, oh no- this is the baby, Evan. Ben, my three year old is the patient. And he is in no condition to have his picture taken. At all.
Oh, so cute, and you’ll get through it!!!
After your kid has surgery, EVERYTHING is GOOD, even sauce between toes.
I love it! What an awesome photo that you’ll treasure forever! I love little kiddo feet!
He realllllly enjoyed that spaghetti! Cute!
Hee hee! I love kids with food on them. I remember watching Mum LICK my sister’s chocolate off of her… And swearing I would never do anything so gross. Hope Ben is better on day 5. Poor baby!
Whole Foods is doing a photo contest…this should be entered. So cute!
Love the picture! Are we NOT supposed to eat and get our feet in on the action?? HE HE.
Hope HELL is getting a little less hellish.
Like all guys, he'll probably clean up nice & grow up to be a real charmer!
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SO messy but SO cute and adorable… although a pain to clean up I’m sure! Sorry about day 4, hope it’s getting better now!!
:)
~Tabitha~
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just think – it came , it went, it’s now day 5!
I just took cell pics of this exact same face last week at work (i teach preschool)
look at those chubby feeet!!!
Orange is SO his color. :) Sorry to hear about day 4… maybe day 5 was better?
Lovely :)
What fun is food if you can’t smear it all over your face? We all do this at our house. Does that mean it’s not appropriate? j/k.
WOW. Now that’s one of the messier spaghetti kid pics I have seen. And cute to boot. He even got it all the way down to his feet. WOW.
This picture is priceless! You are a good mom for letting him express himself through food!
Manners no but cuteness, my oh my yes!
So sweet. I love foodie face pics. My 2-year-old still gets super messy when he eats and I’m still snapping pictures. Can’t resist!
I hate to break it to you, but my boys are almost 8 and with the exception of the foot actually on the table…they still look like this after spagetti…and that is what’s for dinner tonight!! I really miss my dog…He took care of messes like this for me!
I don’t have kids – does that wash off?
I love it…so messy and cute!
Saw your tweet and decided to see about table manners…..Oh Yeh! We had those table manners in our home too. Thank God they lasted only a short time! I think either hosing them off or throwing them in a tub works well.