Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy
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NYT bestselling author of Confessions of a Scary Mommy and Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies). Fond of curse words, sarcasm and Diet Coke.
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Because, really, America is just incapable of producing a bathing suit this precious.
I mean, seriously, is that not just the cutest thing ever?






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I love it! The stripes across the bum are my favorite ;)
When I saw the title of this post, I thought somehow it was relating back to your previous posting on your “French”. LOL!
sarah’s last blog post..What a difference a year makes
That is one stylin’ bathing suit your little man has on there! Love it.
Lady Mama’s last blog post..Bongo & Me
So freakin adorable! Absolutely in love with it!
LinLori’s last blog post..Weekend Wind-Down
Well it is pretty cute. Probably makes people want to squinch him and I bet he hates it.
passions & soapboxes’s last blog post..Odd Rooms With A View…
Oh .my.goodness!! He’s just a big morsel of cuteness!! (ok, WTF does that mean? does that sound weird?)
I love how at this age they talk, and run, and are hilarious but still have a bit of the baby pudginess in their arms, and legs and feet. Stella has that too. You just wanna eat them up!
Elisa’s last blog post..Home is where the heart is – but where’s your heart?
it IS the cutest bathing suit EVA!!!
scrappysue’s last blog post..haven’t done much lately, but what little i’ve done i’m showing you now
I’d say your son would look cute in ANY outfit. Boy oh boy, you are going to have zillions of teenaged girls calling your house in ten years. Get an extra phone line, PRONTO!
Lynn from For Love or Funny’s last blog post..The party’s over
Actually, in this case, the man makes the clothes.
The Dental Maven’s last blog post..Texas Grillin’
Cute – the baby or the swimsuit? Both!
Imogen Lamport’s last blog post..How to Wear Leggings
I agree, it’s not just the suit, it’s the cutie in it! What a sweetheart!
threeundertwo’s last blog post..Makes My Monday: The Last Lap
Il est adorable
DCUrbanDad’s last blog post..Don’t stop believing
OMGosh is that cute.
How would my 7 year old son look in that? Kidding. It’s adorable on a toddler.
OHmommy’s last blog post..GAH. I tried to make new friends.
c’est magnifique! j’adore those pictures! I wish I was french. There’s a woman in my playgroup who is from Paris and she dresses her little boy in maybe the cutest clothes i’ve ever seen. When he babbles he babbles mama like a little french boy and I die. oh, the french really do it better. oh, and btw- I think he’s starting to look like you a bit….
I’d have to say the kid in the suit makes it so cute!
Futureblackmail’s last blog post..YOUR MOM IS ALWAYS YOUR MOM
I’ll be in Paris in three weeks… any requests??????
Danielle’s last blog post..Germ germ bo berm, banana fanna fo ferm…
Ohhhhh – diaper butts covered in stripes!!! My absolute favorite!
Cute Suit!!
HaB’s last blog post..Pot Holder….ON FIRE!
Too cute and even patriotic even though it’s French, which kind of ruins the patriotism, but you can just pretend.
Crystal’s last blog post..Fire in the Sky
Oh seriously. This is ridiculously cute, but wouldn’t be half as cute without that adorable munchkin wearing it! Tres Mignon!
LZ’s last blog post..Top Ten Tuesday! Give me a magazine!
Adorable!
Sandy’s last blog post..Kindergarten Here I Come!
He looks French in that suit. Tres chic. Which is one of the only French phrases I remember other than “Je suis,” which doesn’t really fit here.
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Wow!!
That IS the cutest thing! Love the two-piece suits for boys, too (yay for sun protection).
Ryan Ashley Scott’s last blog post..Not Me! NOT a slacker.
Viva la France!
Cute suit and even cuter boy!
Rachel’s last blog post..They Should Totally Write A New Character Into The Next Twilight Movie And Call Her Sylvie*
The French side of me thanks you for that. LOL
And you are right, this is totally adorable.
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Yup, that’s a super cute and adorable European bathing suit! Things in Europe are always better… everything… the food, the shopping, the sights. Sigh. But the thing that makes that bathing suit so cute? Your son. He’s adorable.
Loukia’s last blog post..Monday, Monday
Oh goodness, the cuteness is just overwhelming!! How ADORABLE!!!
Mrs Soup’s last blog post..Hello Spring
totally the cutest!
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Tres, tres chic!!
Super cute! I’ll take two.
Annie@Cookies’s last blog post..What if ?!??
Cutest ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Live.Love.Eat’s last blog post..Caramelized Onion Squares with Olives
So freakin cute!!!
Cookie Crums’s last blog post..It went like this
Very charming!!!
One of our playgroup friends is French – he often get clothes sent from relatives and it IS the cutest!
Enjoy!
T Rex Mom’s last blog post..Jungle Gyms and Happy Meals
OMG!!! That is the cutest. thing. evah!
Do they make those for girls?
oh and…..thx for visiting my blog
(i had 2 do it)
head_nut’s last blog post..Dear June
Yes, it is cute.
Plus, he will be ready to graduate to a wife beater T-shirt when he grows up.
James (SeattleDad)’s last blog post..Random Tuesday
You’re right-absolutely the cutest ever. (both of them)
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Assholes! Really, they DO do everything better and I want that bathing suit in 3X for…me please. I love your blog. I love how natural you are in your writing and how you don’t give a shit. While I was pregnant, I promised my husband and my friends that even thou I might be busy with this little human, the sarcastic, badass, “She is such a bitch” core of me will never die. I am proud to say that the best compliment I hear from them today is “You haven’t changed at all and your ass is at least size 24 now, not 28″. Check my blog if you would like. Thank you for writing.
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Yup, it is adorable!
Amber’s last blog post..I Love Funny Cats
im lovin his little diaper butt and chubby thighs! :)
Lizzie’s last blog post..Shootin’ Hoops Downtown
Oh my goodness he is so stinkin’ cute!
Roxane’s last blog post..Surprise Revealed :)
Yeah…that is pretty darn cute!
Nap Warden’s last blog post..I’m Keeping Him…
Yeah, serious cuteness… and those thighs! CUTE and YUMMY ;)
mariah’s last blog post..Stepping
yep. pretty stinkin cute.
cristin’s last blog post..Exactly The Same But Completely Different.
Where in the world did you get that preciousness???? I am a bathing suit snob, only mini Boden over here. But I may have to go the French route instead of the Australian.
Darling!
courtney’s last blog post..Ok, I guess I’ll keep them…
OMG adorable!!! How is your house?? :(
Dani Webb’s last blog post..Welcome First Timers!
Hard to tell what’s cuter; the suit or the baby :)
That is CRAZY precious!!!! THe curls, the bathing suit.. the utter ADORABLENESS of it!!!!
Oh – I could see that on my George…. He’s a skinny little guy – but he can work a tank top. Too cute!
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D’accord, c’est TRES mignon! I love it! The stripey shorts are the best! =)
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Who couldn’t resist that cushion padded butt in stripes???
Precious.
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I can NOT stand the cuteness! OH MY GOSH! He is adorable! A perfect little model.
.-= Life with Kaishon´s last blog ..Tales from the Circus! =-.
The French may do some things better (yes, I too have loved petit bateau and deux par deux and du pareil au mere….) BUT they do NOT do this better: Please give it a read,
http://35daysamonth.blogspot.com/2011/02/you-have-one-too-many-children-madame.html
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