http://www.scarymommy.com/the-harshest-critics/ A parenting community where less than perfect moms can connect and commiserate. Join the club. Fri, 24 May 2013 21:03:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 http://www.scarymommy.com/the-harshest-critics/#comment-119185 Jacquie Thu, 17 Jan 2013 06:07:44 +0000 http://www.scarymommy.com/?p=16978#comment-119185 My 5 year old daughter was having a shower with me and said..”mama, when I grow up will my boobies be droopy like yours??”

]]> http://www.scarymommy.com/the-harshest-critics/#comment-104438 Mom of A and a Sat, 28 Jul 2012 22:55:52 +0000 http://www.scarymommy.com/?p=16978#comment-104438 Hi, just wanted to let you know that I linked to your article in my blog!
http://momofbigalittlea.blogspot.com/2012/07/what-ive-been-reading-this-week-3.html

]]> http://www.scarymommy.com/the-harshest-critics/#comment-104334 Jenny Thu, 26 Jul 2012 15:41:32 +0000 http://www.scarymommy.com/?p=16978#comment-104334 Get out of a refreshing shower (yes, I got to shower alone!) and walked naked into the bedroom where my 2 yr. old twin boys and husband were sitting on the bed. Twin #1 points at me and says “mama cow” and Twin #2 promptly MOOS on cue. Husband died of laughter. Lovely little boys…THEN the next day my daycare lady asked if I was pregnant. I’m not. FUCK. Time to lose some weight.

]]> http://www.scarymommy.com/the-harshest-critics/#comment-103511 Kat Sun, 15 Jul 2012 06:23:11 +0000 http://www.scarymommy.com/?p=16978#comment-103511 My baby’s not old enough for all this yet, but other kid’s favorite “What’s that” is my mole. A big one. On my chin. That I already hate

]]> http://www.scarymommy.com/the-harshest-critics/#comment-103457 StrongerMe Fri, 13 Jul 2012 15:17:21 +0000 http://www.scarymommy.com/?p=16978#comment-103457 Amen, Sister. My boys actually have a list of words that I’m not allowed to say because they say that I am too “old” and sound ridiculous. Awww, thanks Sweetie. One of those words is “legit” which they overheard me say on the phone. I’m tempted to dig up some MC Hammer pants and dance around the living room singing “Too Legit to Quit.” REALLY give them something to make fun of.

]]> http://www.scarymommy.com/the-harshest-critics/#comment-103435 Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom Fri, 13 Jul 2012 13:54:07 +0000 http://www.scarymommy.com/?p=16978#comment-103435 I lock the door when I take a shower. Problem solved. I thought you were going to talk about how they critique every day things. That’s the brutality I get around here. “This dinner looks like barf.” “Waffles again?” “My cereal is soggy.” Hey, I’ll gladly pack my knives and go! LOL

]]> http://www.scarymommy.com/the-harshest-critics/#comment-103401 Anne Thu, 12 Jul 2012 19:36:03 +0000 http://www.scarymommy.com/?p=16978#comment-103401 My lovely child asked if the cracks on my face hurt.

]]> http://www.scarymommy.com/the-harshest-critics/#comment-103399 Jenn Thu, 12 Jul 2012 18:44:27 +0000 http://www.scarymommy.com/?p=16978#comment-103399 I have to say that I am glad I’m not the only one!!! My girls constantly point out how big my butt is, why do I have “spots”, why is my belly so jiggly (at which point I exclaim, “YOU did that to me!!!”…in my head

]]> http://www.scarymommy.com/the-harshest-critics/#comment-103395 Susanna K. Thu, 12 Jul 2012 16:32:01 +0000 http://www.scarymommy.com/?p=16978#comment-103395 I just tell myself my boys are concerned for my welfare. “Mommy, you have an owie!” “Yes, it’s called a zit.”

]]> http://www.scarymommy.com/the-harshest-critics/#comment-103393 Karyn Thu, 12 Jul 2012 16:17:25 +0000 http://www.scarymommy.com/?p=16978#comment-103393 I just had the nightmare thought… my son is 6 and adores every bit of me. From my big tummy to my big butt. I pray to GOD that he doesn’t start in on me too! LOL! *holding on tight*

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