The Lazy Mother’s Marshmallow Pops

Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy

Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy

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Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy

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NYT bestselling author of Confessions of a Scary Mommy and Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies). Fond of curse words, sarcasm and Diet Coke.
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Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy
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I am not a mother who bakes. Let me rephrase that: I am not a mother who bakes well. Unlike cooking, where I can taste and alter and fuss around, baking is all about following directions. And following directions? Not something I excel at. Plus, who has the time for things like proper cooling? Not me.

The desserts I like to make are insanely easy, but still impressive. It’s best for everyone that way. Yesterday, I saw a picture of S’mores on a stick. Marshmallows, dipped in melted chocolate and covered in crushed graham crackers? Even I could handle that, I thought.

Today, I made them and they are every bit as adorable and delicious as I had hoped. Plus, they take all of five minutes to whip up, which is pretty much all I can handle these days.

If you’re an inadequate baker, too, I suggest you try them. Here’s how:

Melt milk chocolate in the microwave (30 seconds at a time, for about thee minutes, stirring in between.) Crush graham crackers. Stick marshmallows on some sort of stick. I used paper straws because I had them in the house. Dip in chocolate, coat in the crushed graham crackers and stick upright in a cup to cool in the fridge. That’s it.

After the graham cracker, we moved on to whatever other toppings we had on hand. Next time, I may even go all crazy and dip them in colored white chocolate.

Who’s coming over for dessert?

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1 vanillasugarblog June 7, 2012 at 8:30 pm

you go momma
love these
easy peasy
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2 Lauren June 7, 2012 at 8:31 pm

Yes! Now I know what to make for my daughter’s birthday party! Thank you !!!!

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3 Scargosun June 7, 2012 at 8:32 pm

Those are freakishly awesome! I want them for MYSELF! Ok, maybe I will make them the next time we are at a bbq that has kids…and adults who like marshmallows.
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4 Melissa June 7, 2012 at 8:35 pm

You had me at “marshmellow”…

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5 Amy June 7, 2012 at 8:36 pm

eewwww…. my kids are going to love them!!!!
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6 Jess @ MomEinstein June 7, 2012 at 8:38 pm

OMG, those look delicious! I need to remember these for Vicki’s birthday party. They would be perfect!
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7 Christy June 7, 2012 at 8:49 pm

Thanks for the idea! I recently experimented  with cake pops these sound MUCH easier! 

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8 Marta June 7, 2012 at 8:54 pm

I have pinned it to remember to make it soon as it looks deliciously easy!
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9 Carrie June 7, 2012 at 9:03 pm

Oh, wow…talk about easy enough while looking like I put some effort into it!

I do believe after these, my ranking will go through the roof with my nieces.
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10 Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom June 7, 2012 at 9:05 pm

I found a recipe for these on Pinterest and i made them for Memorial Day. They were easy, pretty, delicious and flew off the plate! A total success!

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11 Greta June 7, 2012 at 9:08 pm

These are my favorites to make for school birthdays, only with sprinkles instead of graham crackers. They’re easy and everyone thinks you’re super mom for making them!!

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12 Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom June 7, 2012 at 9:08 pm

PS…the sprinkles are a nice idea. It’s really decadent, but another fun thing to try are the tiny peanut butter morsels.
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13 Kristen Mae June 7, 2012 at 9:14 pm

Adorable! Thanks for the tip! – I will be sharing… :)
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14 Regina June 7, 2012 at 9:21 pm

I love this simple recipe! I would have to make these in moderation. I have kids who like to help themselves (which is nice to a point) and one child who likes to have her own stock pile of candies and what not in her room.

Thanks for sharing. I’m just might make red white and blue for 4th of july!
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15 Kimberly June 7, 2012 at 9:26 pm

Yum! And I have some JUMBO marshmallows left over that are way too big for s’mores. I think that’s exactly what I’ll do with them.
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16 Alexis June 7, 2012 at 9:35 pm

oh jeez. I’m so doing this. like every day.
Thanks for helping my diet. And for being Oliver’s favorite sugar mama ever. I’ll let you know if he ever sleeps again after having these.

best.idea.ever.
xoxo
Alexis

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17 Life with Kaishon June 7, 2012 at 9:40 pm
18 Allison @ Motherhood, WTF? June 7, 2012 at 9:42 pm

I’m so making these! They involve all of my favorite things: easy as hell, inexpensive, involves ingredients I have on hand. I picture a party where I hand a bucket of these to all the children with the direction to make themselves scarce. Perfect!
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19 Jen June 7, 2012 at 9:51 pm

I have said it before and I will say it again… you are brilliant!!!
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20 Tanya Doyle June 8, 2012 at 12:46 am

I had high hopes for this recipe, until I got to the “melt chocolate in the microwave” part. Did you know it’s possible to screw up the simple task of melting chocolate in the microwave? It is.

I’m out.
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21 cindafuckingrella June 8, 2012 at 1:14 am

Love it. Anything dipped in chocolate – or wrapped in bacon – has my vote!
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22 Kelly June 8, 2012 at 5:57 am

Those are the best kind of treats!!! They came out great!
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23 Mel June 8, 2012 at 7:45 am

How fun and easy! Will definitely try this when we have some kiddos over.
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24 Karen June 8, 2012 at 8:06 am

Those look good, but I have a feeling I’d find a way to screw them up. And I like to bake. Dipping in chocolate is not my thing. But it looks like summer day fun, no heating up the kitchen.
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25 Lori Z. June 8, 2012 at 8:25 am

I too am the baker who can’t follow instructions. So I made these for the staff at my daughter’s school for the holiday break last year with crushed peppermint and bagging it with some hot cocoa packets–the DIY peppermint hot chocolate kit was way cheaper than getting them all Starbucks gift cards!

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26 Megan (Best of Fates) June 8, 2012 at 8:53 am

You know what? We, as a society, need to eat more food off sticks.

Or else what are we using our freedom for?
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27 Jennifer June 8, 2012 at 10:47 am

Tip, don’t color white chocolate. It binds and makes a mess. Buy the candy melts at a craft store like Hobby Lobby or Michael’s.

I’ve made these and they are surprisingly yummy. I love that you can use different colors for different holidays. Oh, and sometimes you can find these HUGE campfire marshmallows at Wal-mart and they make them really cute. Think twice the size of a large marshmallow. I put little bags over the top, tie with a cute ribbon, and take them to school for parties.
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28 Corey Feldman June 8, 2012 at 12:14 pm

sounds yummy

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29 Kerry :) June 8, 2012 at 2:24 pm

I dont cook… or bake… but I do Microwave!! Im totally thinking I will wow the little ones tonight!
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30 Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom) June 8, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Amazing, Jill. If I manage to open a bag of marshmallows, I call that baking.
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31 Kim at notmymomsblog June 8, 2012 at 3:02 pm

This is even easier than buying something store-bought because then I’d have to actually shower and get in the car. We have all this stuff at home – great tip and fun for the little ones to help with! I think my 4-year-old could handle.
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32 Katy McCaffrey June 8, 2012 at 3:10 pm

I couldn’t help but think of this when reading your post: http://pinterest.com/pin/38632509274045464/
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33 Carolyn June 8, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Those look fun and easy. A sorta s’more, without the campfire!
You should try my 10 minute microwave brownies, easy too!
I’m debating if I should leave link…. I don’t want to be obnoxious, so I’ll just tell you where it is – 3rd post down on the front page :)
Enjoy.
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34 Tracy Larson June 8, 2012 at 6:00 pm

Finally, something I can “cook” and the kids will like it! These are cute, thanks for the help.
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35 Kim June 8, 2012 at 9:15 pm

Really? You had to go and post this. We made ‘em. Put them in the fridge and…Ican’t stop eating the damn things. The kids are done but I apparently never had marshmallows before.

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36 Galit Breen June 9, 2012 at 8:12 am

How insanely fun are these? Love!
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37 Erin I'm Gonna Kill Him June 9, 2012 at 11:38 pm

You’re speaking my language with these.
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38 The Mommy Psychologist June 10, 2012 at 12:47 am

I think I might even be able to handle these!
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39 Lollie - The Fortuitous Housewife June 10, 2012 at 7:36 am

Those pops are a win-win – as much fun to make as they are to eat. My guys & their friends will love these, and now that it’s summery, they can do ‘em outside, instead of turning my house into a sticky disaster zone.
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40 Kat June 10, 2012 at 11:53 am

Those look great! I have very little talent for baking so I’m always looking for an easy dessert for my kids and for taking to get-togethers. This looks like it would be hit
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41 Nina June 10, 2012 at 7:15 pm

I AM impressed! Love the pictures. Those will be all over Pinterest. (I’ll pin them when I’m on the right computer). Seriously though, way to have all those toppings on hand. That might be the most impressive part.
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42 Motherhood on the Rocks June 11, 2012 at 11:46 am

I have to try these! They look delicious!

By the way, loving the new blog setup!
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43 Cassie June 11, 2012 at 4:59 pm

That sounds delicious! I love to bake, but if something yummy and easy comes my way, it’s worth a try! Maybe I’ll make them for the BBQ we’re hosting this weekend. Thanks for the idea!
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44 Preggo Eggo June 12, 2012 at 5:37 pm

Well you’re doing better than I am. I’m pregnant and my favourite meal is a jar of peanut butter and a spoon… Mmmmmmmm
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45 Lydia June 15, 2012 at 3:07 pm

These look delicious- and with the stripey holders you used they are frakkin cute! I think they’d be yummy for a play date and less dangerous than having leftover cookies in the house. (Because I hate to waste stuff not because I’m that bad at baking.)
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46 Chrissy June 17, 2012 at 6:49 pm

Love this idea! Something simple for the bake-challenged (me) something fun to do for the kids. Works out for both of us… Plus side: Keeps them busy and occupied. Love it!
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47 Pam June 18, 2012 at 12:54 pm

OMG, I needed this. I have had those bake pop pans for months and just the idea of making a list and trying to figure out the time to make the round balls of sticky mess is just too much.

I am so going to do this. lol
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48 Savvy Sassy MomME June 22, 2012 at 6:26 pm

So cute! I’m gonna make these for my triplets summer tea party. They are gonna love it! Thanks
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49 Triplet Mom Leslie June 25, 2012 at 11:18 am

I made these this past weekend for my childrens pool party – they were gone in 5 minutes! All the kids loved them and I even impressed the moms that were there – win/win! :-)

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50 Zenny Pia July 12, 2012 at 2:34 am

I think you are not a lazy mother. Your marshmallow pops are so amazing. I want to make that one also for my kids.
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51 Anna Childs August 2, 2012 at 1:35 am

I am sure my daughter Shasha would love to eat your marshmallow pop. She loves eating pop.
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