Did I really just say that? – Scary Mommy

Did I really just say that?

Kids are weird. And so are we.

Which I why I completely flipped out for this series of prints from Nathan Ripperger, graphic designing father of four boys from Iowa…

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I have literally said that. Anyone else?

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Swap honey for maple syrup and I’ve said it. More than once.

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Haven’t said it… yet.

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Say it on a daily basis.

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Yes. And also: “Don’t pick your nose and eat it, please” and “Stop chewing on your shirt; that’s gross and weird.”

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Pretty sure if we went to church, I’d have said this.

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There’s always tomorrow! You can find these and more at Nathan’s Etsy shop.

What’s the most bizarre thing you’ve said to your children lately?