Ugly Christmas Sweater Suits Are Here To Get You Holiday-Ready

An Ugly Christmas Sweater Suit Is What Your Holiday Needs

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Ugly Christmas sweater suits exist

Forget everything you know about tacky holiday apparel. Ugly Christmas sweater suits are officially a thing now, and this is kind of a game changer. The new suit collection comes courtesy of Shinesty, a clothing company that specializes in outlandish clothing (no, seriously, they’re currently selling Budweiser swimsuits). Prepare yourself for an overload of tackiness — in the best way possible. ‘Tis the season, after all.

First off, hats off to this extremely sharp looking blue and red ensemble ($99.99). Who knew that a suit featuring a bunch of Santa Claus faces could actually look kind of…cool? Bonus points for the matching dress set.

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You can also purchase this delightfully ugly red Christmas suit ($99.99), which could easily double as a delicious cookie. Best of both worlds, right there.

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Snag this camo ugly Christmas suit ($99.99), but only if you feel really good about rocking a lot green. Because, that’s a lot, a lot of green.

I don’t get it…all I see is a Christmas tree.

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If you’re looking for a slightly sleeker ugly Christmas suit option (read: less pictures of Santa’s face), there’s a Nordic Christmas suit ($99.99) featuring a collection of tasteful snowflakes. Oh, and P.S., there’s also a handy pocket on the inside of the jacket to store some of your libations. You’re going to need libations if you’re rocking this kind of suit.

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You can also get the WHOLE family on-board with a large heaping of Christmas plaid ($64.99). Your child will forgive you later.

This milks got me lit. Better get a quick pump and dump or I’ll be spinning heavy at nap time

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Lots of hats off to these pants that exclusively feature dogs wearing Santa hats ($64.99). This one might just have to be the hands down winner.

Here’s to a very tacky Christmas, and a whole lot of regrettable fashion choices. The spiked egg nog will make it all better.