“Brad’s wife loved chicken and dumplings. Now they make her sick since she was fired after 11 years of great customer service.”
“Once a man tried to explain an article to me. An article I wrote.”
“Confidence is contagious!”
Yes, you can be molested by another child. This is why I don’t allow my children to go on sleepovers.
“We don’t want them to be hungry, and not just because a hungry child can’t learn but because we care about them.”
“It’s less of a date and more like something fun to do with your classmates.”
“Your place as a fellow mom and a fellow woman is just to love and encourage her where she is.”
There’s no way we’d let this salon anywhere near our toes.
“PLEASE think before you speak.”
If you thought you couldn’t love Target any more, think again.