The Yoga Pants Rap: It’s About Time They Got Their Own Song – Scary Mommy

The Yoga Pants Rap: It’s About Time They Got Their Own Song

It’s no secret—moms love yoga pants. Why? Because they’re basically everything. They’re comfy, easy to pull on, and hide most of the crap our kids smear on us. So to celebrate the favorite pants of moms everywhere, I made a rap song about them. I mean, why not?

Yoga Pants Rap

This is for all you mamas out there rocking your yoga pants
You know who you are

When I wake up in the morning I got lots of options
Could put on a skirt made out of cotton
But that ain’t gonna happen not a chance
Cause I only wanna wear my yoga pants

Yoga pants yo yo yo yoga pants
Yoga pants yo yo yo yoga pants

They’re stretchy (uh huh) and comfy (uh huh) and so forgiving
Perfect for this crazy life that I’m living

My fashion sense died, when I had kids
Now I’m straight here chillin’ here in her crib

Don’t care if they get covered in mac n’ cheese
And they’re the only pants in which my big butt can squeeze

My muffin top doesn’t flop over the rim
And they make me look like I just hit the gym
They don’t give me plumber butt when I bend down
I even rock my yoga pants when I’m in town
I wear them to the park and to the grocery store
They’re perfect for when the kids and I hit the floor

I only wanna wear my yoga pants
I got to got to got to wear my yoga pants
I only wanna wear my yoga pants
I got to got to got to wear my yoga pants

You feel me?
Don’t you be judging me.
I don’t care if you think they’re too tight.
My yoga pants take me from morn till night.
Keep rocking your yoga pants mommies.
I’m out.