Glitter Wasn’t Bad Enough, Now You Can Send Farts in a Jar – Scary Mommy

Glitter Wasn’t Bad Enough, Now You Can Send Farts in a Jar

Remember back when the glitter bomb came out and you were dying to send one to all of your deepest frenemies?

Well, a glitter filled envelope now looks like a sincere act of kindness… compared to the Jart.

Really want to send a strong message to that special asshole in your life? What better way than with some signature ass air?

Yes, really…

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Dear God, what will they think of next? Lets’s not even try to imagine.

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