We couldn’t get through the week without our funny mom friends, both IRL and online. Below, the 14 funniest tweets from moms we’ve seen this week.
Nothing fuels a child’s imagination like a room you just cleaned.
— Hot Breakfast (@amydillon) August 17, 2015
My kids are up, dressed, ate breakfast and ready to do more school shopping and I’m over here like am I still alive
— Tammy (@OkieGirl405) August 15, 2015
Alleviate landfill guilt by storing all the worthless shit you bought at Target in plastic bins for 50 years before throwing it out. — Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) August 20, 2015
“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have”, I say to myself as I take off my clothes and go back to bed. — peetie rex (@ohpeetie) August 20, 2015
My kids do this thing where they can go thru $300 of groceries in 3 days. — Linda (@turtledumplin) August 20, 2015
“Hi, 911, all the Moms on Facebook are posting back to school pictures today but my kids don’t start school until next week.” — Tara Brown (@Faux_Ma) August 19, 2015
Me: pick up the dirty laundry and put it in the basket. 7yo:… M: like that shirt right by your foot. 7:… M:.. 7:… M:.. 7: what shirt? — WorstMomOfAllTime (@worstmomofall) August 19, 2015
You can read all kinds of parenting books, but nothing prepares you for waking up a teenager to go to school. — Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) August 17, 2015
No, no. I’m not excessively happy about school starting. I always roll around naked in school supplies. — Vodka n Tots (@Vodkantots) August 19, 2015
Everyone at this pool must be loving my harpy shrieky voice as I follow my kids around begging them to stop running & splashing people.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) August 18, 2015
3yo: I had an accident. Me: Ok. 3yo: I need new pants. Me: Sure thing. 3yo: I peed in your closet. Me: Naturally. — Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) August 18, 2015
After staying home with the kids, my first day back to work was going great until I peed with the door open yelling SHARE! — Marl Beans (@Marlebean) August 18, 2015
Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, will wake you up faster than hearing the 2yo in your bed start making throw up sounds. — WorstMomOfAllTime (@worstmomofall) August 18, 2015
Glad you were still able to squeeze your cleavage into that selfie with all your kids. Well done — Dumb Beezie (@dumbbeezie) August 18, 2015