Do you love the holidays and all things naughty? Do you have a Mrs. Claus outfit hidden in the back of your closet along with some furry handcuffs?
‘Tis the season give and get some yuletide cheer with some handy hot little toys that will leave your sugar plums wanting more. We’ve got the list — all you have to do is leave it lying around for your partner to see.
Or you could be sure to make the naughty list by ordering up a little something now and surprising your honey with a night of spreading some peace and joy under the Christmas tree. Of course, these little gems can always be used solo. After all, we are capable of decking our own damn halls.
Regardless, here are some must-have hot little toys to play with, and you are going to want Santa to stuff your stocking full this year, for sure.
This lube is not only organic food-grade lube — you have something to squirt on your ice cream and on your cave of wonders — but it won’t destroy your favorite rubber toys like other silicone-based lubricants will. Both sets of lips are sure to feel fresh after a tingly time with this motion lotion.
This little baby is the perfect stocking stuffer, has 10 massager modes, uses a USB charger, and is waterproof. It’s the perfect way to twinkle your star in between baking batches of cookies.
Forget about those Lifesaver books, I want a pair of these strawberry flavor panties poking out of my stocking. These edible undies pair nicely with prosecco and the Kenny G Christmas album.
Who has the time to wait for chocolate sauce to warm up when they are hot and bothered and craving some sugar? These body pens are less than 10 bucks, come in milk and dark chocolate, and are so convenient and neat, you may spend the evening doodling instead of polishing your Christmas balls.
The rabbit is the gift that keeps on giving. For under $30, you can make your bells jingle. With its seven different speed modes, and the fact it’s waterproof and can be charged with a standard USB charger, you can get your rocks off around the Christmas tree, the fireplace, and in the snow.
This sassy little gift includes one mini-bullet massager, vibrating ring, condoms, and personal lubricant. Not only can you get Santa to hurry down the chimney, you can keep him cumming back for more.
Take game night to a whole new level. You will have a plethora of games to play, and the best part is everyone wins.
The Womanizer Pro40 kit will leave you feeling merry and bright long after the holidays with its touchless stimulation. This cookie has air technology, eight levels of intensity, is quiet, and is waterproof.
Buy this little alarm clock for yourself and you will want to wake up too. It’s a vibrator that wakes you up in the best way possible every morning, so really, it’s a gift for everyone. You’ll wonder how you ever lived without it.
10. Aqua Erotica
The title says it all. Aqua Erotica is a book of sexy stories with waterproof (and stain-proof) pages. Take it in the bath, the pool, or the sauna. Read aloud to your partner or have your way with yourself. It’s the perfect stocking stuffer.
Giving the gift of an orgasm is a beautiful thing. And whether you’re solo or have a partner, trim your tree or light the menorah, do yourself a favor and make it clear what you really want to get this year.
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