Abigail Green is a jaded journalist and longtime blogger living in Baltimore. She has written for dozens of magazines and newspapers back when those were a thing, including American Baby, Health, and Working Mother. She now writes mainly for corporate blogs and on her own blog, AbbyOffTheRecord.com. She loves being a boy mom despite all the noise and messes, and has no patience for people with no sense of humor. In her free time, she does yoga and binge-watches Younger and Odd Mom Out. Follow her on Twitter.