Alana Witte Gallini, Author at Scary Mommy

Alana Witte Gallini

Having grown up in an itty-bitty tiny town in southeastern Virginia, Alana lives in Dubai with her husband, a nonsensical amount of tea, and her sweet rainbow baby who’s due to move out of his current digs (her uterus) and into their home any day now.

Along with her hysterical mom-to-three sister, Alana hosts The Bump & Grind, a comedic pregnancy and motherhood podcast regaling their everyday trial and error human-ing.

By Alana Witte Gallini