Carlen Cooper, Author at Scary Mommy

Carlen Cooper

Carlen Cooper is a lover of laughter, bacon, and kale and mom to two wonderfully unique boys. She’s still trying to figure the whole thing out, but is grateful and blessed to raise them, homeschool them, and keep the house from burning down. Her husband of almost 25 years would love to have her job when she retires — yes, the mom gig, she can’t remember the one prior to this, but it was somewhere in Silicon Valley. She loves her faith, her family, and her friends. Join her as she embraces this journey at and follow her social media madness on FacebookInstagram, and Twitter.

By Carlen Cooper