Heather Anderson, Author at Scary Mommy

Heather Anderson

Heather is Washington Reporter of Credit Union Times, which is actually more exciting than it sounds. Last week, she thought a Congressman was staring at her tits. Turns out, he was merely puzzled by the tiny Pirate’s Booty fingerprints covering the lapel of her power suit. She hasn’t plucked her eyebrows since 2011.

By Heather Anderson