Jessica Hoefer-Land – Scary Mommy

Jessica Hoefer-Land

Jessica Hoefer-Land is an urban-homesteader mom with a blended family of four kids, three rescue dogs and four chickens named after Starbucks drinks. She has been known to wear her shirt inside-out all day, forget to shave both legs and cook vegetarian meals that, at times, her own chickens won't even eat. Her preferred mode of transportation is a 1961 Schwinn Cruiser bike from Montgomery Ward. You can visit her blog, The Dalai Mama, at