Jessica Hoefer-Land – Scary Mommy

Jessica Hoefer-Land

Jessica lives in Portland, Oregon with her husband who looks like Tom Cruise (minus the Scientology part), her two teenagers and 5 Greyhound rescue dogs. Her AOL email address proves she's stuck in the 90's and she's been wearing a ponytail since 1986.Jessica will gladly wait in line for over an hour just to get a vegan donut. Her social life consists of watching Scandinavian crime dramas with absolutely no one. You can visit her blog, The Dalai Mama, at and follow her on Facebook.