Kristen Smith (Thiele) is a contributing writer to Scary Mommy. Known for talking a mile a minute and not mincing her words, Kristen isn’t afraid to bare her bones to the readers. Sarcasm, cold craft beer and laughing are among her favorite things. Kristen resides in Pennsylvania with her “patience of a saint” husband, Chad, and two insanely energetic, beautiful daughters, Kenzie and Aubrey. You can contact her @mileaminutemom on Twitter .