Lisa Newlin – Scary Mommy

Lisa Newlin

Lisa is a humor blogger who plays an unconvincing lawyer in real life. She shouldn't be allowed around sharp objects, breakables, or anything with carbohydrates. She prefers dogs over most people, and food over most everything. She doesn't have children, mostly because she can barely take care of herself.  She does have a husband who tolerates her, but she’s not sure why. Her blog,, will make you feel better about your own life. It will also remind you that vodka is the answer to everything, except if the question is "What should I throw on this fire?" Then the answer is definitely NOT vodka.