Rachael Pavlik is RachRiot. Writer, mother, Pilates avoider. Beloved by tens of readers, some she’s not even related to. Co-author of the New York Times Best-Selling anthology, I Just Want To Pee Alone, she is a staff writer for Scary Mommy. Her writing has also appeared on Today Parents, 22 Words, NickMom, Houston Press, In The Powder Room, Houston Family magazine, and Babble. Her face has appeared on ABC News, Great Day Houston and Fox 26 Morning News. She lives in Houston, Texas with her Current Legal Spouse and two above-average children. Laugh at her blog, stalk her on Facebook, and star her on Twitter.