Sarah Aswell

Sarah Aswell is Senior Editor at Scary Mommy, where she leads the news and trending team as well as Scary Mommy Book Club. She also regularly contributes humor, essays, and original interviews to the site.

A humor writer and stand-up comedian, Sarah’s work has appeared in places like The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, National Lampoon, MAD Magazine, Reductress, Funny or Die, and more. Her writing about comedy, entertainment, and parenting has appeared in Vulture, Forbes, USA Today, Vice, The Advocate, Healthline, and Working Mother Magazine, to name a few. She’s also written creatively for brands like Nike, Expedia, Aflac, KitchenAid, and Facebook.

An award-winning journalist, Sarah received her BA in English from Grinnell College and her MFA in Creative Writing from the University of Montana. She’s also the founder of Revival Comedy, a non-profit organization that runs comedy workshop and shows that center women and marginalized groups.

Sarah lives in Missoula, Montana, with her two daughters and slightly too many cats. She has been voted Missoula’s Best Stand-Up Comedian four years in a row and was recently named one of the Best Unknown Comedians in America by Thrillist, which is one of those insults that sounds like a compliment.

Follow Sarah on Twitter and on LinkedIn — and check out her comedy at sarahaswell.com.

i'm just dad

Ryan Gosling Jokes About His Daughters' Involvement In 'I'm Just Ken'

BySarah Aswell

"It's really been a team effort."

always welcome

A Dad Has A Sweet Message For His Adults Kids: You Can Always Come Home

BySarah Aswell

No matter what.

disturbing

A Mom Is Warning Tween Parents About "The Fire Truck Game"

BySarah Aswell

Parents: Talk to your kids about this — your girls and your boys.

even pop stars need balance

Gwen Stefani Opens Up About Just How Grueling It Is To Be A Working Mom In The Arts

BySarah Aswell

In an interview with 'Nylon,' she describes being asked to return to the studio when Kingston was 9 weeks old.

seriously no idea

A Mom Wants To Know: Seriously, What Did We Do With Our Time Before Kids?

BySarah Aswell

"Why was I not making like a million dollars with some new business idea?"

just tap it in!

Drew Barrymore Is Doing The Lord's Work By Asking Adam Sandler For 'Happy Gilmore 2' Updates

BySarah Aswell

She just got an update about the possible screenplay.

bye, chad

"Karen" And "Chad" Are Now Both Extinct Baby Names

BySarah Aswell

They tanked very, very quickly after becoming insults.

every woman needs one

A Husband Is Considering Divorce After Finding His Wife's "Go Bag"

BySarah Aswell

He says it’s proof that she doesn’t trust him. She says it’s smart.

that's pretty bad

A Mom Rejected The "Worst Name Ever" For Her Baby Girl, But Her Husband Says It's "Unique"

BySarah Aswell

It sounds kind of like a prescription drug for a rare disease.

good for her

Lindsay Lohan Is In No Rush To "Snap Back" After Having Her Baby, Thank You Very Much

BySarah Aswell

“Everyone’s getting so thin now,” she told Bustle.

love this actually

A Mom Explains Why She Makes Dinners That No One Else In Her Family Eats

BySarah Aswell

“One sneaky thing about being a mom is that if you’re not careful, you’ll start to forget that your preferences actually matter.”

just the truth

Lily Allen Says Her Kids ‘Totally Ruined’ Her Music Career

BySarah Aswell

This just in: Maybe you can’t have it all?!?!

So getty!

A Teacher Is Gaslighting His Students By Using Made-Up Slang

BySarah Aswell

This is so clipped.

paying customers only

Costco Will Begin Cracking Down On Checking Memberships In Their Food Courts

BySarah Aswell

Only members will have access to the $1.50 hot dog starting later this spring.

want them all

Barbie Is Celebrating 65 Years With 8 New Role Model Dolls

BySarah Aswell

The collection includes Viola Davis, Shania Twain, Helen Mirren, and Kylie Minogue.

hilarious

A Hockey Coach Watching His Son On The Jumbotron Is The Funniest Thing You'll See Today

BySarah Aswell

All parents will recognize St. Louis Blues’ assistant coach Steve Ott's expression: trying to keep a straight face while your child does something amazingly ridiculous.

major burn

Drew Barrymore Asked Her Daughter Not To Wear Crop Tops & She Had A Mic Drop Response

BySarah Aswell

Sometimes, the kid wins the argument.

amazing tradition

Chelsea Handler Skied Into Her 49th Birthday With A Bikini, A Joint, A Drink & A Dog

BySarah Aswell

The best type of multitasking.

so cute

Hannah Waddingham Brought The Sweetest Accessory To The SAG Awards

BySarah Aswell

Please let these come into style.

brads, chads, and dads

A Woman Is Devastated She Had To Name Her Baby Chad

BySarah Aswell

A month in, she can't even say his name out loud.