Mia – Scary Mommy

Mia

Known to be a variation of the classic Maria, Mia is also associated with the Italian word mia, which means mine. So this name could not be more fitting for asshole toddlers who refuse to share. “MIA!” they’ll shout as they rip toys away from other kids, and you’ll be like, “Oooooh how cute, she’s saying her name!”