You can never have too many coffee mugs, right? That’s why you need these:
I mean, Target. This is so perfect.
Is this NSFW? Not if you do what you want…
When your kids start talking, just point to the mug.
Zero fox, people. Zero.
And when you want to be subtle, there’s this:
Of course, your mug could have dual purposes.
And my personal favorite:
I can always validate a coffee mug purchase, because I always have one with me, and several others lost throughout the house.