20+ Funny And Buzzy Coffee Quotes You Can Enjoy With A Cup

Espresso Yourself With These 20+ Funny And Buzzy Coffee Quotes

December 10, 2019 Updated February 26, 2020

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Sometimes, I feel like my whole day revolves around when and where I procure a cup of coffee. At the cute cafe on the corner, with sleep in my eyes and my toddler probably wearing his shoes on the wrong feet? Do I try my luck with the ancient Keurig lurking on the counter? When is it time to take a break from work and grab another mug? Have had I had too much? Not enough? I’m tired but also wired. And on and on. If this sounds like your day, you might find some solace — and an extra buzz — in these funny quotes about coffee, a beverage that has apparently been preoccupying folks since the dawn of time. Enjoy with a cup of coffee — or not. Haven’t you had enough?

1. “I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.” – Howard Schultz

2. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” — Lewis Black

3. “Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.” – Stephanie Piro

4. “What do you want?”
“Just coffee. Black – like my soul.” – Cassandra Clare

5. “The second cup of coffee is never as good as the first.” — Theodore Roosevelt

6. “Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?” — Albert Camus

7. “Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” – David Lynch

8. “I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.” – Clark Gable

9. “Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.” — Justina Chen

10. “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” — Alphonse Allais

11. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” – T.S. Eliot

12. “But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” – David Letterman

13. “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”
– Abraham Lincoln

14. “Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.” – Edward Abbey

15. “A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee – a lot more.
– Jayne Mansfield

16. “Kids are meeting in coffee shops and basements figuring out what’s unsustainable in their communities. That’s the future.” – Ian Somerhalder

17. “It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London coffee-house for the voice of the kingdom.” – Jonathan Swift

18. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.” – Louisa May Alcott

19. “Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.” – Anne Morrow Lindbergh

20. “I quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up.” — Megan Mullally

21. “Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.” — Floyd Maxwell


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