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Confessional #25775575
#25775575

This social isolating really hasn't made a difference in my life as I was already pretty isolated. Oh wait. People actually check on me now to make sure I'm not sick or dead. I guess depression and anxiety are the wrong kind of sick for people to care.

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Confessional #25775574
#25775574

I think I may have a low-key crush on my boss

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Confessional #25775573
#25775573

I'm. So. Fucking. Bored! I want my life back. Don't call me privileged. I already know.

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Confessional #25775572
#25775572

My job is ending thank God!

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Confessional #25775571
#25775571

I’m on the opposite schedule of the other people in my house thinks it’s only the reason I’m surging into quarantine but one of them is my 8yr old. Bad mom and surviving? He also caught me smoking pot mommy gotta survived this too! Single working mom!

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Confessional #25775570
#25775570

How can other married people share a shitload of practical problems, whiny kids, idiot relatives, money fights, pushy employers, AND STILL feel attraction? I understand the companionship but the sex??? Total mystery. Ain't cut out for this monogamy shit

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Confessional #25775569
#25775569

I need some great sex from my affair partner......but the lockdown

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Confessional #25775567
#25775567

DH is in decent shape, does all the cooking, house & yard work, earns, is affectionate and good in bed. I cant enjoy him because Im so depressed. Hope he gives up and finds someone who appreciates him.

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Confessional #25775566
#25775566

My DH is driving me crazy during this quarantine! I’m not feeling well, might have covid and he’s all lets clean out the garage, build a rock wall/landscape, do all the things.I am gripped with fear and can’t do more than sit around and help kids w/school

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Confessional #25775564
#25775564

My h never turns down my side of the bed. I think this is extremely rude. How hard is it?

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Confessional #25775563
#25775563

I want a cigarette

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Confessional #25775562
#25775562

I miss my job.

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Confessional #25775561
#25775561

My husband isn't being as careful as I would like. I told him if I think he has been exposed I will lock him out of the house. Don't mess with my kids, and by extension, me, their mother.

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Confessional #25775560
#25775560

My grade school age kids' teachers give them some work, but not much and some parents are bitching about it. Unfuckingbelievable. I know that three teachers have elderly at-risk parents AND their own kids at home too. Be an adult and handle your own shit!

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Confessional #25775559
#25775559

There is no way I could ever successfully parent a special needs child.

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Confessional #25775558
#25775558

Making rum cake for early Easter. I let my 4 year old lick the beater and the bowl even though the batter has rum in it. No fucks given.

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Confessional #25775557
#25775557

This is not the man I married. Not by a long shot.

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Confessional #25775556
#25775556

STBXH, who thinks of himself as 'father of the year' (eye roll), can remember his side piece's birthday but not his kid's birthday.

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Confessional #25775555
#25775555

I live with a man-child and I don't let him run my house. And yet there is a man-child running my country. What the AF???????

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Confessional #25775554
#25775554

My husband is an idiot. The kids and I are doing really good being at home and I guess he feels left out. So tonight at bedtime he starts yapping that he might be getting sick. Kids immediately freak. He's not sick. Grow the fuck up.

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Confessional #25775553
#25775553

I just want a normal, respectful, happy, sexual relationship where 2 people peacefully come together and their families look forward to seeing each other.

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Confessional #25775552
#25775552

If I wasn't concerned about spreading to less healthy people I'd purposely contract this virus in a heartbeat. Share a lollipop with someone who has is whatever. Just want to get it over with. If I die, I die.

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Confessional #25775547
#25775547

My H expects me to participate in his hobbies, but doesn’t even pretend to be engaged with anything I enjoy. Ass.

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Confessional #25775546
#25775546

My vagina is so itchy. Perimenopause just gets better & better.

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Confessional #25775545
#25775545

I know that I'll never hear from or see him again. I still hold a bit of hope that he will do the right thing....someday.

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Confessional #25775544
#25775544

I overbooked March and April was stressing and didnt see a way out... then covid 19 came along and solved all my problems. Then I got a check and a bunch of other perks.

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Confessional #25775543
#25775543

My precious Daddy died less than a week ago. I can't handle not having him here with us. I just want to be in heaven with him now.

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Confessional #25775542
#25775542

I understand the need to stay home, but my MIL has my husband drive an hour total to bring her groceries. She is only 60, there are women her age working as cashier's. Yet she keeps telling everyone that this is a great chance to slow down. So privileged.

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Confessional #25775541
#25775541

Tomorrow I turn 30 3 kids A beautiful house Solid partner Snow storm No power I just want to spend the night to myself and sleep.

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Confessional #25775540
#25775540

I started sewing face masks for my 5 and 7 year olds. The finished ones fit, but they just look so damn small. This is freaking me out all over again

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Confessional #25775539
#25775539

I don't understand why Bruce Willis would choose to quarantine with his ex wife and grown children, rather then his current wife and young children. Oh wait, maybe I do

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Confessional #25775537
#25775537

Counting my lucky stars that I’m happily divorced right now.im loving being quarantined with my two kiddos and not having to deal with any other adults!

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Confessional #25775536
#25775536

When I see Michael Jackson from Thriller, I just wonder what the hell happened that he thought he needed to fuck with his face. All the Jackson's look better pre-surgery. IMO

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Confessional #25775535
#25775535

I am still in love with him/now her. Still the same heart. It'll never happen for us though.

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Confessional #25775534
#25775534

I'm emotionally tired

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Confessional #25775533
#25775533

I’m loving a good excuse to stay home and away from people. This is awesome! But I don’t want to see anyone get ill.

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Confessional #25775532
#25775532

Just appliet to a job I'm not qualified for. I hope I get an interview.

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Confessional #25775531
#25775531

I moved out in January. We last had break-up sex in March. I put my best foot forward to move in April. Today, I'm 12 days late and feeling nauseous....I just want to cry

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Confessional #25775529
#25775529

My dad's in the hospital not for COVID19 but he might have mild congestive heart failure. BF and I want to married next year and I'm terrified my dad won't be able to walk me down the aisle. This pandemic is going to change how we live.

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Confessional #25775528
#25775528

My dog is a bigger cockblocker then my kids ever were

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