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Confessional #25831383
#25831383

When I told DH I was leaving him, he actually said “Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.”

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8 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25831381
#25831381

I have no problem w/DH and foreplay.  In fact he loves touching and playing with me so much that I'M the one who has to tell him "Enough - now get to the main event"

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0 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25831379
#25831379

I mute the TV when those Peloton commercials come on. SO overly dramatic and stupid.

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1 ME TOO

Confessional #25831378
#25831378

We’re married, but DH is, essentially, just a sugar daddy to me.

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2 HUGS
0 ME TOO


Confessional #25831376
#25831376

Sad....W never initiates sex. Tired of it all.

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7 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25831375
#25831375

There has got to be something I can do from home or at odd hours to make a living.

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7 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Confessional #25831374
#25831374

For mothers day I'm buying myself a giant cake from Costco and eating the entire fucking thing myself.

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3 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25831372
#25831372

Miserable in marriage for 10 years. Should have divorced years ago. He got disabled and I lost almost all assets in the divorce. Shouldn't have waited

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7 HUGS
0 ME TOO


Confessional #25831370
#25831370

She is a cold, selfish mother. My heart breaks for her kids. No love.

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7 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25831369
#25831369

I feel so weird and sick that if I weren't a lesbian, I'd think I was pregnant. Been a few months of this, hoping it's not something serious like uterine/ovarian cancer which runs in the fam. Currently waiting to hear back from the gynecologist.

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13 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25831368
#25831368

At the crying alone in the shower, trying to take deep breaths to get through the next ten minutes, fake smiling on zoom to my boss, dig my fingers in my palms not to snap when the kids are whining stage of burnout and overwhelm.

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16 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25831367
#25831367

I don’t like sex with my husband. I’d rather do it myself.

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4 HUGS
6 ME TOO


Confessional #25831366
#25831366

I have aged 5 years in the last 14 months. Thanks Covid.

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7 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Confessional #25831365
#25831365

Woke up at 4 am so worried about work and deadlines but after a day with my colleagues I really don’t care at all. It’s just a stupid job.

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7 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25831364
#25831364

I need a confidante.

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3 HUGS
6 ME TOO

Confessional #25831363
#25831363

I am in love with a man who is not my husband and I don’t know what the fuck to do

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5 HUGS
4 ME TOO


Confessional #25831362
#25831362

Kid has been distance learning all year, & I've been super lenient (lazy) about it. It JUST hit me today- what if he fails & has to repeat 5th grade!?! It'll be all my fault! We have 6 weeks left, & so help me god that kid's going to get EVERYTHING done!

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5 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25831361
#25831361

Choosing a preschool in this area is like applying to college and I just can’t.

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34 HUGS
10 ME TOO

Confessional #25831360
#25831360

My parents raised me to be Republican and now that I’m older, I’m so embarrassed by what I used to believe and say to people who didn’t think the same as me. I was truly brainwashed.

14 LIKES
47 HUGS
17 ME TOO

Confessional #25831359
#25831359

I sent out college graduation pictures. It looks like I am going to fail a class and not graduate. I’m 43.

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89 HUGS
1 ME TOO


Confessional #25831358
#25831358

I think I’m going to tell my psychologist I’m not worth saving.

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57 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25831357
#25831357

My mom uses shame as a weapon. She is a master level ninja at it.

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37 HUGS
14 ME TOO

Confessional #25831355
#25831355

I am so attracted and obsessed with a different time period and I have been my entire life. I can't help but wonder if my former life was cut short and my soul still yearns to finish my life from that time period.

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25 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Confessional #25831353
#25831353

Every man I've been in a relationship with has asked (begged) me to move in with him. Notice only men ask that? All they want is mommy.

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29 HUGS
9 ME TOO


Confessional #25831351
#25831351

I just want to eat junk food 24/7. I’m sorry, but good is happiness.

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27 HUGS
43 ME TOO

Confessional #25831350
#25831350

I don’t recognize the bitter resentful swine I’ve turned into. I just can’t seem to be happy for anyone.

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50 HUGS
36 ME TOO

Confessional #25831348
#25831348

I've never been propositioned for a one-night stand. Too bad. If anyone had asked, I'd have done it.

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31 HUGS
22 ME TOO

Confessional #25831347
#25831347

Mentioned to DW how a coworker says she's still friends w/her exH, and says that's very common. That led to talk of more aspects of divorce, and it worried me that DW already knew so much - like she'd been thinking about and researching it a lot lately.

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45 HUGS
3 ME TOO


Confessional #25831346
#25831346

Don't ever marry a man who's mother was a Super-mom/wife whose life actually IS like her Facebook page. You WILL be compared to her and, when she makes Martha Stewart and June Cleaver look like slackers, you WILL be found wanting in comparison.

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88 HUGS
14 ME TOO

Confessional #25831344
#25831344

I have to tolerate behavior from my students today that would have gotten me quickly suspended then expelled when I was in grade school.

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96 HUGS
41 ME TOO

Confessional #25831343
#25831343

He’s actually going to make some changes. Thank the good Lord

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28 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25831342
#25831342

That awkward moment when you're at a potluck dinner and take a big bite of something that LOOKED delicious but tastes AWFUL. Can't spit it out because people will see it, and word'll get back to the person who brought that dish, so you have to gag it down

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74 HUGS
12 ME TOO


Confessional #25831341
#25831341

I ran my pizza cutter blade down my arm, just to see if I could ever do it. That definitely wouldn't be my choice method.

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60 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25831340
#25831340

Hate that I’ve always settled; every guy I’ve ever been with was a jobless abusive prick who still lived with his mother. Seriously, I WAS a fucking head-turner. Wasted my best years on worthless losers who made me feel like shit. #daddyissues

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100 HUGS
28 ME TOO

Confessional #25831339
#25831339

Your guilt trip won't work MIL. We will not be spending Sunday with you. I offered Friday and that wasn't good enough. We spend every holiday with family. This one is for me.

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34 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Confessional #25831336
#25831336

Regret letting that motherfucker stick around after the divorce. I truly hate him and want him gone; the pathetic prick is penniless and wouldn’t know how to live on his own. He lived with his parents until he met me when he was 40 years old.

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60 HUGS
8 ME TOO


Confessional #25831335
#25831335

It's like the more alone time I have, the more I need. I really just want the entire world to leave me alone forever. Give me a couple of cats and let me be!

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51 HUGS
79 ME TOO

Confessional #25831334
#25831334

H has no idea what his kids needs at school are. He complaints every time I ask him to pick them up from school when I can't. Who cares I am like a taxi everyday?

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41 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Confessional #25831333
#25831333

Reason 6,578 getting old sucks - there is no longer any such thing as a dry fart. We're not talking full-blown shart here, but definitely juicy enough to leave a mark in your underwear.

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50 HUGS
11 ME TOO

Confessional #25831332
#25831332

I'd never cheat, I have too much to lose. That life insurance check is coming someday!

21 LIKES
28 HUGS
8 ME TOO

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