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Confessional #25842985
#25842985

Counting down the minutes until kids are asleep so I can be alone and touch myself

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24 ME TOO

Confessional #25842984
#25842984

I love my BF but he has so many issues. He was abused as a kid and hates himself. He refuses therapy and meds but self medicates with pot. I can’t have DD around that. It makes me sad.

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5 ME TOO

Confessional #25842982
#25842982

I'm scared, not even 40 and just got diagnosed with cataracts...

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Confessional #25842980
#25842980

I hate the myth that long hair on older women ages them. I’ll NEVER cut my hair short; honestly that mushroom cut some women “rock” makes them look WAY older than they are.

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Confessional #25842979
#25842979

Imagine how dumb you have to be to fight against mandatory masks if you have a kid under 12. It blow my mind. Yet schools are under a lot of pressure to do just that. How will we get over the stupidity?

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Confessional #25842978
#25842978

If my kid’s grades didn’t tank every time she tried online school, I’d be keeping her home for sure. Homeschool isn’t really an option for us either, I still have to work and she isn’t self-motivated at all.

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23 ME TOO

Confessional #25842977
#25842977

“I play video games to relax,” he says. *gets into a political shit-talking match with another player and gets mad, then lets his mood affect how he treats me/kids* When he plays video games, it’s not relaxing for the REST of us.

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11 ME TOO

Confessional #25842976
#25842976

I'm an introvert. I'm 99% sure it stems from the emotional abuse I endured my whole life. Because of my life experiences, I equate talking to people with abuse. I wish I could be there for people but never had a good example.

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Confessional #25842975
#25842975

I think hoarders should lose custody of their children until they can clean their environment and get the mental help that they need. Their mental illness does not give them the right to harm children.

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Confessional #25842974
#25842974

How can these days go by so fast when he is out of town? I want them to stretch out endlessly.

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Confessional #25842973
#25842973

Asked H to order a 1/4 chocolate sheet cake. He comes home with a 1/2 sheet marble cake because "that's what they gave me". WTF dude!? You literally had ONE job to help with DS birthday. Such a turnoff dealing with a man-child. You can't order a cake!?

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9 ME TOO

Confessional #25842972
#25842972

You wonder why I haven’t been around… maybe if you hadn’t been an a-hole bride at your wedding… our friendship wouldn’t feel like this.

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Confessional #25842971
#25842971

I would love to take my kids to an amusement park but I'm too fat to fit on the rides. I hate myself.

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Confessional #25842970
#25842970

.I love it when my husband comes inside me!

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Confessional #25842969
#25842969

To all the bad asses who say they don't care if they hurt others with their straightforwardness because they're just keepin' it "real": you're going to get your ass handed to you one day; then you won't be so tough. Pick your battles in life

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19 ME TOO

Confessional #25842968
#25842968

I regularly wish I could be alone. No family or pets to interrupt. Just me, my thoughts and my books. So funny thing, when I had that...all I wanted was a family to love.

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Confessional #25842967
#25842967

I usually dream about the same crush from high school, but another crush appeared in my dream the other night and made me so happy. It was good to see that beautiful smile again.

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Confessional #25842964
#25842964

I used 10 years worth of parenting in the last 18 months and I am done now. These people will need to bring THEIR best for the next month until school starts.

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15 ME TOO

Confessional #25842963
#25842963

I'm still trying to grasp how a person can become so damaged that they would think King Cheeto is a hero. Sad for those people.

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Confessional #25842962
#25842962

I feel pretty strongly that ALL Capitol rioters, inside and outside the building have committed treason.

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126 ME TOO


Confessional #25842960
#25842960

I hate when my 5 year old asks me to play.

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32 ME TOO

Confessional #25842958
#25842958

After 57 years, thankful to be a lesbian. Never got trapped with kids and a stupid man. Had to make my way myself and never rely on anyone. Can't imagine being trapped and putting up with a man's shit for one minute.

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3 ME TOO

Confessional #25842957
#25842957

H's niece doesn't like our DD b/c she is tall than her. How dumb!

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Confessional #25842956
#25842956

I love my children but I do not like being around them 24/7. It is EXHAUSTING and they're 6 & 9. Taking them into a store is worse now than it ever was. WTF

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Confessional #25842955
#25842955

Summer vacation? More like torture, I am so sick of constant noise, constant mess, constant everything.. I'm so tired and drained from them, I'm not even PSMing and I can't stand to hear them make another fucking noise today... GO AWAY!!!!

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34 HUGS
18 ME TOO

Confessional #25842954
#25842954

I didn't get the job. It was my only chance. I'm numb.

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4 ME TOO

Confessional #25842953
#25842953

Dear mom who wants to break the tv over DS 9 fit... Don't stress I AM THE MOM WHO ACTUALLY BROKE THE TV bc my 3 kids were ready to kill each other for it. The tv is still there, busted screen,got great sound though. And I don't give 2 SHITS!

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21 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25842951
#25842951

If certain things aren’t said, some terrible things can and will happen. Some things just need to be said for the sake of other’s well-being.

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Confessional #25842950
#25842950

“Girls talk too much?” Dude, you never shut up and all our conversations are mostly you talking at me rather than us talking back and forth. YOU talk too much.

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Confessional #25842949
#25842949

I wish I knew, in my teens and 20s, that other people's perceptions of me are actually projections of themselves. I feel like my life would have started decades sooner, because I wouldn't have tried so tirelessly to please everyone else.

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42 ME TOO

Confessional #25842947
#25842947

In order to get promoted at my last company, you had to be an obnoxious liberal virtue signaler. I said fuck that shit, and got a job making almost twice as much at a much more diverse company. I would rather BE a good person, than pose as one.

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21 HUGS
9 ME TOO

Confessional #25842946
#25842946

I wish H could make up his mind: Does he want me working out of the home, with him sharing responsibilities (including taking days off work for sick kids and repairmen, etc.) -OR- does he want me to stay home and take on all of those responsibilities?

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8 ME TOO


Confessional #25842945
#25842945

Honesty without tact is just cruelty. Don't be a bitch.

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32 ME TOO

Confessional #25842943
#25842943

To me, fake lashes look like giant spiders perched over the eyes. Creepy and clownish.

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Confessional #25842942
#25842942

The pregnancy test was negative. I know there was only a slim chance, but I was hopeful nonetheless.

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Confessional #25842941
#25842941

I'm sad. That is all.

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70 ME TOO


Confessional #25842937
#25842937

Between the cost, booking reservations, boarding pets, working my ass off before and after vacation for the week I'm away from work, long lines, and family who won't help plan, but complain and fuck up the plans I make, a vacation is ANYTHING but relaxing

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93 ME TOO

Confessional #25842935
#25842935

I kind of like wearing the mask, especially at the grocery store, when I’m talking to (and answering) myself. No one notices.

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Confessional #25842930
#25842930

I love when plans get canceled

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Confessional #25842926
#25842926

I’d worry about any adult who wasn’t embarrassed by and ashamed of some of the things they did as kids.

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64 ME TOO

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