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Someone asked us of we ever want more children, and DH laughed and said "Ha! At our age?" I'm hurt and offended. Plenty of women have babies in their 30s.

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After 10+ years of no interest in having sex with me, DH is suddenly frisky again lately. I am suspicious TBH.

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I am so DONE with men... They suck, all of them. I truly believed I married a different one, but after last night I know he’s just as selfish as all the others. My future alone with my daughters is so attractive!

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My neighbors are so inconsiderate and filthy. They throw cigarette butts and gum all over our lawn. They park their spare car in front of my house forever and never drive it. They spy. I want to give them an earful. But I stay quiet and keep the peace.

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Whenever possible, I try to hire women and minorities for jobs. White men last. They have enough advantages.

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20 years later I do love DH but I think out of habit. Oldest is about to graduate and youngest has 6 years to go...what happens in 6 years?

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I often wonder if I’m the only woman married to a guy whose penis is less than four inches long, when erect.

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I’ve slept with only a handful of guys. They’ve all had small dicks. I think that’s because I’m overweight and unattractive. So I don’t attract the big dicks.

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Kids lost their football game and coach told them it was his fault they lost because he didn't properly prepare them. That's not true. The other team was simply better. Facts.

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I wish my husband could see how much he hurts our family when he doesnt take his meds.

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My conundrum: I truly believe my kids are better off with me at home. But I still work full time because I also believe that they need money and health insurance. I could never admit the first part because I guess I do *choose* to work.

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First apt with rheumatologist today. He looked at my toes and started asking weird questions. They all fit psoriatic arthritis. I'm a 36yr old single mom of a special needs son.

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I hate my vagina. I went from a yeast infection to BV. IM APPARENTLY GROSS.

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Toddler group at preschool we applied to making me relive all my social fears and failures. Like I'm crying at the group. Other moms know each other cause they have older kids in the school already. So my boy who's an only child doesn't stand a chance

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It is definitely a power-play between us. I like him too much and he pulls back. He likes me too much and I pull back. Ugh. He doesn't tell me goodnight or when he's going to bed and it drives me crazy but calling him out will means I lose and he wins.

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He would never voice it but I can tell my DH is disappointed with all the weight I've gained over the past 6 years or so (almost 100lbs). I need to get serious about losing it. He works hard to keep himself fit for me & I should do the same for him.

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I'm gonna ask my doc for Rx diet pills at my next appt. I weigh at least 25 lbs more than my muscular DH who is a full 8" taller than me. It's so embarrassing.

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Two months since the affair ended. I miss him very much and hurt very badly.

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My boss is a stone cold ice queen and one of these days I’m going to call her out. Show some emotion! Act like you give a crap!

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Spent all day cooking thanksgiving dinner (Canada), ate and then immediately had the worst indigestion of my life, 8 hours later and it still hurts like hell. Should have just eaten a salad. FML.

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Whether or not I get laid is entirely dependent upon whether or not my wife's college football team won their game.

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The majority of my underwear is the kind that comes in packs.

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8 HUGS
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I get a little bit of joy out of knowing the fact that my ex BF's family (I was his first GF) still loves me and really do not like the girls he has dated since.

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12 ME TOO

I am 62 years old. I have been with my husband since we were 15 and 16---almost 50 years! Got married at 18 and 19. Happy marriage. Love DH dearly. Kids. Grandkids. But there's part of me that wishes I would have dated others and not committed so young.

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Pretty sure my husband has PPD. He yelled at our month old baby who was crying in the bathtub and then later told me he feels nothing when he looks at her. Now I feel so alone in this.

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I was a virgin until I was 35 and it was with my now husband. We didn't wait till marriage but I did want to wait until I was with someone I cared about. And it was! I'd rather have not waited until 35 to lose it but---we're still together today!

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Sometimes, the little cotton part covering the crotch of my underwear, apparently called a gusset, get little holes. I have about 3 or 4 pairs that are like that. Weird & gross. Wtf?

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DH and I get along great. He calls out my BS and I call out his. We keep each other grounded and we keep things real. Been together more than 20 years.

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H talked me into letting adult SS, his gf, & their kid stay with us. Now, my bathroom door is busted & shit has turned up missing. Sigh. And this is why I hate having people in my house, goddammit. I want them fucking out. Now. Yes, even the kid.

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Stood up and literally felt my uterus push something out. It was a blood clot the size a baseball. Is this my period at 40? Effing fantastic.

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I'm fucking done with him.

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I wish my husband would die! I fucking hate him sometimes !

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I should go into work early tomorrow. Need the money to shop and vaca. But my hair looks like shit. Not happening

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I hate Ellen. Not because she's gay, or because she went to a sporting event with Bush- but because she's a self congratulatory ego maniac. I've always hated her, I will never understand her appeal. Oprah runs circles around her.

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My daughter is obsessed with reading. In a house full of toys, it's all she wants to do. As a teacher, I know I should be excited about this, but I'm so fucking sick of reading ridiculous, repetitive children's books.

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The only good men I know are all in relationships...with other men.

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I have seriously heard it all now. DH is blaming Christopher Columbus because he can't mail out a bill that he should've sent a week ago. He's actually MAD at Christopher Columbus!

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I went on a mini-vaca and got 3 days of alone time; first since having my DD. Came back with a very clear realization...I hate being married to my H and I don’t like being a mom! Where the F do I got from here?!

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Is it possible to love your husband and still have a crush on a fictional character? Asking for a friend.

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I am so so sick but no one believes me. Also no insurance so not like I can do anything about it anyhow

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