CONFESSIONAL

Another school shooting. SMH Why does anyone want to live in America? Nothing good exists anymore.

H was taking forever in the bathroom and I had to go really bad, so I grabbed some paper towels from the kitchen, went outside & pooped in the backyard. Then I picked it up with a shovel & flung it over into my neighbors bushes. Sorry, :-(

We have to move closer to my elderly MIL, because Hub is an only child. I don't want to leave our community and live in suburbia where I don't know anyone. There's no way I'll fit in. I don't want to be lonely.

Dear friends, I know your hearts are in the right place, but please stop trying to fix me up with eligible men. I got divorced so that I could be left the fuck alone. Signed, Your single, perfectly content friend.

At this point, opening up my marriage is the only thing that's most likely going to save it... I'm bored to death with my H.

I don't know how to put one foot in front of the other and carry on. His infidelity has paralyzed me. Help.

I'm 33 and I'm trying to learn to ride a bike. My kids are cheering me on. But WHY THE FUCK DIDNT MY PARENTS TEACH ME?! I'm so pissed and ashamed and scared. But I'm gonna do this. Hope I don't let my kids down

30+ years of marriage sure wears on you. I love him...am I in love with him....ummmmm no but he is my ride or die so I guess I will stick it out even though he is a grouch ass

DH is sitting on the couch when I get home, he gets home 2 hours before I do, he wouldn't dare think of starting dinner, we are tearing out carpet to lay new flooring, has he touched it? hell no, I get mad and start busting my ass ripping that shit out.

Nothing like prairie-dogging your entire commute just to finally get home & have one of your fucking kids be in the bathroom. :-(

I always knew I wanted to have kids, but H pressured me into having our first before I felt ready. I made the decision to go ahead with it and I own that, but in hindsight that should've been all the info I needed to walk away. Now I stay for the kids.

Women, fertility, wombs, child bearing, oh what a complicated situation we end up in sometimes. Women should be encouraged to explore options.

fighting so damn hard to turn my health around so i can have a good quality of life in my senior years. feel like it's now or i am doomed to years of decline like late mil. but yet i am so tired. why can't i just be normal?

Fuck the screen time expectation!!! The TVS on allllllll day wether someone’s watching it or not. I need the background noise.

My mother raised me to always be mindful of appearances. It was always, "What will people think?" I try not to do that as an adult, but it's hard to ignore that little voice.

i love my job BUT if they're not willing to give better pay, maybe they should find someone else who isn't a parent/has very little real world responsibilities? i'm scraping by while you're making 5 figures MONTHLY. jesus fucking christ. help me out.

At the last minute my parents said they weren't coming over for Thanksgiving, said they wanted to go out to dinner with their friends instead. My young kids were hurt, kept asking why their g-parents didn't want to spend T with us. I'm angry w my parents.

Yes, it'll probably suck, but I'll still watch the Sex and the City reboot.

H's baby mama is like a turd that won't flush.

H cheated on me with a woman who has the same name as our daughter. Fucking gross!

I'm so tired of hearing "It must be nice". You know what? It IS nice. I worked my ass off for this. It wasn't handed to me. If you want it, go out and get it, but don't sit there being a passive-aggressive little bitch.

I'm not extra; you're insufficient.

He cheated. My heart is broken into a million little pieces.

Our pediatrician has gotten awful. They seldom answer calls, return calls, fill prescriptions etc. Like I said, awful. But they have the nerve to charge me $40 per child for records and call me 15 times to ask why we switched to a different pediatrician.

I don't forgive. Ever.

I think it’s bullshit Santa gets all the credit for the gifts that dh and myself worked hard to pay for and wrap!!

1 year sober to the day. Thank you pregnancy and breastfeeding.

Nope. I don't like the high road. I love it when bad things happen to shitty people.

My husband is starting a company he wants me to run. It could be lucrative for our family, but I have a fantastic creative career in a different industry that I don't want to abandon. He can't see why, because of the money.

Campus Greek life is pointless. 1, your Greek letters and "philanthropy" fool no one. Sororities/frats exist to get drunk and party. 2, paying to have friends is sad. 3, "the connections" in your future career is capitalist nepotism & privilege.

Women in abusive situations make a lot of assumptions about the judicial system that keep them trapped without getting the facts. Documenting details over time, cultivating witnesses, & recording abusive talk go a long way toward getting justice. Do it.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when I unsubscribe, then get a follow up email saying, “you are now unsubscribed” lol the point was to never hear from you again.

My PCP told me I needed to take iron supplement. So I switched to fancy vitamins I’d enjoy taking everyday. Now my real nails look like fake nails for the first time in my life. I guess the vitamins are doing something?!

I cannot get through a work day w/o DD15 texting from school w/ various ailments, drama, etc. Bb I know you’re anxious, but please, we’ve done everything we can to help - therapy, meds, support. I need you to get a fucking grip sometimes.

I masturbate to lesbian porn almost daily and it makes me feel gross after. I want to stop.

No wonder MIL hasn’t had a hot meal in her life. She can’t stop herself from telling long stories at the dinner table.

I have no right to act snarky & judgemental, yet here I am.

6wk pg w #2. H’s new job pays more than his old job, but doesn’t offer ANY parental leave. Old job paid less money, but gave 6 weeks paid parental leave. No family nearby. I’m SAHM, can’t afford daycare. Not sure how i’ll manage toddler and newborn alone.

H and I have the same fight over and over again. And every time I bring up the issue he acts like it’s the first time he’s ever heard it. Never listens, doesn’t learn from the past. Then apologizes and promises to change. Rinse and repeat.

If this fucking cat doesn't learn to stay off of my stove & countertops, I'm going to re-home it, daughter's feelings be damned.