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Confessional #25798445
#25798445

H's social media and internet obsession are destroying his mind and our marriage.

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22 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Confessional #25798444
#25798444

More often than not, I regret sharing my feelings. Wish I were stronger and could just keep it in and deal with things on my own.

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21 HUGS
27 ME TOO

Confessional #25798443
#25798443

When I turned 30 he threw 'me' a party. All his family and friends were invited, none of mine. Nobody looked after our 2 under 3yo kids, I spent the day & night just being Mom as they all partied. I'm 35 soon and my party will be serving divorce papers.

25 LIKES
33 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25798442
#25798442

I daydream about taking a vacation away from everyone I know. I want to run away.

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8 HUGS
18 ME TOO


Confessional #25798441
#25798441

I have yet to meet a white guy in a pickup truck who isn't a dick.

16 LIKES
5 HUGS
24 ME TOO

Confessional #25798439
#25798439

After months spent in lockdown, I am REALLY not looking forward to what my doctor's likely going to say to me at my annual physical next month!

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7 HUGS
11 ME TOO

Confessional #25798438
#25798438

I hate everything right now. Probably in part because I’m on my period but also because I’m working two jobs and have to stay up until 1 a.m. to do skincare and “me” time and still get up in 6 hrs and do all the things

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15 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25798436
#25798436

Deleted all of my social media, no cable (just netflix), and I'm a total introvert homebody- I literally have no idea what's going on in the world anymore, and it's fantastic!

33 LIKES
5 HUGS
5 ME TOO


Confessional #25798435
#25798435

I love watching Karma do the payback. I never plot rvenge, I just wait. Even if I don't see it at work, I know Karma is on it's way.

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5 HUGS
18 ME TOO

Confessional #25798432
#25798432

Although I'll express sympathy to someone who gets cheated on, deep down I always suspect there are things they could have done that would have prevented their spouse from cheating.

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7 HUGS
14 ME TOO

Confessional #25798431
#25798431

We shouldn’t eat out nearly as often as we do – it’s not good for our health or our bank account. It’s just that eating out has become about the only time we actually enjoy each other’s company anymore.

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11 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Confessional #25798430
#25798430

When my husband starts snoring too loudly I smack him in the face and then pretend like I’m sleeping when he wakes up all confused. I crack myself up.

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5 HUGS
3 ME TOO


Confessional #25798429
#25798429

My cat has become my best friend in this pandemic. Done with everybody else.

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8 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25798426
#25798426

Just had to call my supervisor late...11:17pm here, we’re a 24/7 healthcare service and it was urgent. Felt terrible bc I could tell by her voice that I woke her but dayyyyum she has a sexy sleepy voice lol I could listen to that all night

7 LIKES
2 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25798425
#25798425

I eat pot chocolate every day after remote school. I'm ripped by 7pm. Every single day. I don't know if my husband can tell; don't care.

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6 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25798423
#25798423

I can’t even look at the news anymore. I’m sad for our country.

4 LIKES
21 HUGS
132 ME TOO


Confessional #25798419
#25798419

Reliving all my 90's t.v. crushes during this pandemic: Max from Roswell, Angel from Buffy, they were fine then and they're fine now.

25 LIKES
3 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25798418
#25798418

This arrogant girl I know got married. Her dress looked like my great aunt's curtains. It made me grin.

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10 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25798417
#25798417

Could have walked out of my baby shower & it would not have been noticed. Room full of people who allege to give a shit about ya, but paid no never mind to me. Never will I celebrate with them again, friends are my family, family is dead to me.

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38 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25798414
#25798414

I am married and I have feelings for a married man. I would have an affair with him if he felt the same way.

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13 HUGS
12 ME TOO


Confessional #25798412
#25798412

I've never had good sex and I know there is nothing wrong with me. I think there is no such thing as "good sex."

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34 HUGS
11 ME TOO

Confessional #25798408
#25798408

Big Brother is the most ignorant fucking show I’ve ever wasted five minutes on.

28 LIKES
4 HUGS
16 ME TOO

Confessional #25798406
#25798406

There is nothing shittier in this world than a boy in middle school. I’m in my late 40s, and I still remember their cruelty.

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38 HUGS
55 ME TOO

Confessional #25798404
#25798404

I just want someone to talk to and to know that it will be ok. Never thought this would be my life.

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71 HUGS
42 ME TOO


Confessional #25798403
#25798403

A guy I met asked me to "send some pics." I sent him a photo of a toothpick. That's all you're getting. I don't "send pics" to anyone. Idiot.

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10 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25798402
#25798402

I’m a 39 married female. I have never had “good” sex. Not with boyfriends, DH, or hell even myself. I think there is something wrong with me.

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64 HUGS
19 ME TOO

Confessional #25798401
#25798401

EA partner gets promoted next week and we won’t work together closely together anymore. Realistically what we have will fade. Feeling jaded because I haven’t been happy in a long time and now this gets taken away almost as soon as it starts.

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29 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25798399
#25798399

My 50 yo friend doesn’t think that her 16 yo daughter is into boys. My friend is blind or delusional.

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22 HUGS
3 ME TOO


Confessional #25798398
#25798398

I’m a strong woman. That doesn’t mean I don’t want a strong man.

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18 HUGS
85 ME TOO

Confessional #25798394
#25798394

The pandemic has turned me into a hoarder. I refuse to be caught unprepared again.

11 LIKES
31 HUGS
49 ME TOO

Confessional #25798393
#25798393

I need an entire mental health day to just lie in bed and cry. The pandemic has wreaked havoc on my mental health.

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77 HUGS
100 ME TOO

Confessional #25798392
#25798392

No one likes me and no one wants to be my friend. I’m so lonely. Just don’t understand because I’m such a nice person. At least my kids and husband love me.

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105 HUGS
53 ME TOO


Confessional #25798389
#25798389

I’ve come to realize that you can be a classy, loving woman and still speak your mind with a spicy tongue when necessary.

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7 HUGS
33 ME TOO

Confessional #25798388
#25798388

I hate being on my period, I feel so smelly. Hope others don’t notice it.

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37 HUGS
76 ME TOO

Confessional #25798386
#25798386

I am so embarrassed to be an American.

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21 HUGS
129 ME TOO

Confessional #25798385
#25798385

Forget my own kids, the neighborhood kids need to go back to school!!!

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13 HUGS
20 ME TOO


Confessional #25798384
#25798384

I think I have covid again . This year can't fuck right off

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83 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25798381
#25798381

I don’t hate my in-laws, but sometimes I daydream about them dying and getting DHs inheritance from them. It would change our life so much.

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19 HUGS
20 ME TOO

Confessional #25798380
#25798380

My mom has horrible fashion sense. I was so embarrassed as a kid. I'm still embarrassed.

2 LIKES
26 HUGS
21 ME TOO

Confessional #25798377
#25798377

God damn my husband can be a supreme dick.

10 LIKES
52 HUGS
77 ME TOO

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