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Confessional #25841879
#25841879

My mother spent my childhood trying to get her own childhood needs met. I feel cheated & angry.

3 LIKES
66 HUGS
18 ME TOO

Confessional #25841878
#25841878

H wants us to buy a foreclosure home.8m not comfortable with it I think it's kind of shady to buy a home that a family was forced out of, most likely due to circumstances beyond their control.

13 LIKES
33 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Confessional #25841877
#25841877

I think, at age 50, I'm going to finally get over my anxiety & buy a house. If my dipshit brother can do it, how hard can it be?

47 LIKES
14 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Confessional #25841876
#25841876

DH and I are nice people, have lots of casual friends. But we never get asked to hang out with other couples for dinner/drinks/small gatherings. What are we doing wrong?

2 LIKES
40 HUGS
33 ME TOO


Confessional #25841875
#25841875

Was rear ended this weekend and have been waiting for 3 days for Geico to get me a rental

2 LIKES
46 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25841874
#25841874

My kids lay in bed like coma patients then act butt hurt about washing 6 dishes. I look forward to life kicking their ass.

17 LIKES
23 HUGS
15 ME TOO

Confessional #25841873
#25841873

I wish schools would make anti mask/anti vaccine classrooms, and pro vaccine/pro mask classrooms. Win-win. I want my young children to be surrounded by like minded people who are taking the same precautions as I have been for the last 16 months.

43 LIKES
14 HUGS
66 ME TOO

Confessional #25841872
#25841872

Went into the pizza shop to pick up my order and I was the ONLY person in there wearing a mask. I don’t give a fuck, this pandemic is not over!

56 LIKES
25 HUGS
67 ME TOO


Confessional #25841871
#25841871

I have no friends.

2 LIKES
45 HUGS
31 ME TOO

Confessional #25841870
#25841870

Summer always starts out on a good note and within a few weeks, moms are bitching and wishing for school.

11 LIKES
15 HUGS
9 ME TOO

Confessional #25841867
#25841867

The problem in my extended family isn't young adults not leaving their parents' nest and becoming independent - it's our parents' (and grandparents') generation wanting to to come live in OUR nest when THEY run into difficulties.

3 LIKES
27 HUGS
6 ME TOO

Confessional #25841866
#25841866

If there’s a nice way to say something and a nasty way, I can count on DW to choose the nasty way every time

1 LIKES
34 HUGS
4 ME TOO


Confessional #25841865
#25841865

I don’t know what happens to him at work, but DH gets home each day looking and acting like a whipped dog.

2 LIKES
41 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Confessional #25841864
#25841864

There are certain things I don't start because I'm not sure I'll be able to stop.

6 LIKES
17 HUGS
33 ME TOO

Confessional #25841862
#25841862

I have to admit, when DH developed ED and couldn’t fuck, his interest in giving me MY orgasm didn’t fall off in the slightest. I was wrong when I called BS on his claims to love getting me off and giving me pleasure even when he knows he can’t orgasm.

45 LIKES
15 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25841861
#25841861

Vacation ends tomorrow. H took his the same time as me and it’s ruined mine. I needed one or two days alone. I feel exhausted.

3 LIKES
48 HUGS
5 ME TOO


Confessional #25841860
#25841860

It literally makes me so depressed that my best years were in high school. Now I have no friends, I feel so fat and ugly and my life sucks..

3 LIKES
42 HUGS
21 ME TOO

Confessional #25841859
#25841859

I think the whole world has taken a page out of the "She'll get it done somehow" handbook. At every waking moment, I am acutely aware that, whatever I am doing, it is at least 25% someone else's responsibility.

2 LIKES
29 HUGS
15 ME TOO

Confessional #25841857
#25841857

Everything feels like too much work.

0 LIKES
27 HUGS
52 ME TOO

Confessional #25841856
#25841856

Sometimes kids turn out to be assholes dispite your best efforts.

11 LIKES
39 HUGS
7 ME TOO


Confessional #25841855
#25841855

When someone is like "It's Friday!" after all these meaningless bleeding-into-the-next day/week/month/season/year Fridays, I want to hurt them.

13 LIKES
15 HUGS
21 ME TOO

Confessional #25841854
#25841854

I have realized you can’t count on anyone and people are usually loyal to themselves. And I’ve been too nice.

8 LIKES
31 HUGS
34 ME TOO

Confessional #25841853
#25841853

I'm contemplating answering "NO" when people ask if I have kids. They are grown and estranged and it's easier than explaining any of it.

15 LIKES
41 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25841852
#25841852

My H would be so sad to hear this, but I wish I would have kept my maiden name. I love him. I just really miss my name.

8 LIKES
24 HUGS
22 ME TOO


Confessional #25841851
#25841851

I get more affection from my kids than from H and we fight about it a lot. I don’t make enough money to leave him and put a roof over my kids’ heads and food on the table so I’m trapped till the kids are grown.

3 LIKES
32 HUGS
18 ME TOO

Confessional #25841850
#25841850

Dliberately made DS's therapy appt for early Sat morns so H would have to get out of bed early. Could have had later appt but sick of H sleeping til 10am while I do all the work. This is my petty revenge.

64 LIKES
10 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25841847
#25841847

I've never swallowed (also been married over a decade) and I never plan to.

26 LIKES
12 HUGS
31 ME TOO

Confessional #25841844
#25841844

If I didn't initiate sex, H and I would never have sex.

3 LIKES
35 HUGS
39 ME TOO


Confessional #25841843
#25841843

DH gave me the car keys and left me in a store, then walked the 5 miles home (in 93 degree weather) because he said I was being so bitchy he’d rather do that than be with me in the car for the 10 minute drive home.

34 LIKES
54 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Confessional #25841840
#25841840

DH complains that I never let him know when I’m in the mood and wanting sex. To mess with his head, I lie my ass off and tell him “Yes I do. In fact, I was in the mood this morning and, IF YOU’D BEEN PAYING ATTENTION to me you would have noticed it”.

30 LIKES
17 HUGS
6 ME TOO

Confessional #25841839
#25841839

Bought 2 cantaloupe and put them in the fridge until I had time to make fruit salad. DH was digging through the fridge for lunch, saw them, and just HAD to grin and say “Nice melons, Dear”

58 LIKES
12 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25841838
#25841838

I just can’t get him out of my mind knowing we both have a relationship with someone else

1 LIKES
14 HUGS
13 ME TOO


Confessional #25841837
#25841837

My kid wet his pants twice this week because I was too busy on my damn phone to see and hear the obvious. I felt awful the first time and said never again and I just let it happen again 2 days later. I am a POS mama sometimes with this in my hand.

1 LIKES
54 HUGS
17 ME TOO

Confessional #25841836
#25841836

I'm a tightwad. Having to spend money on non-essentials stresses me the fuck out.

5 LIKES
27 HUGS
46 ME TOO

Confessional #25841835
#25841835

I work FT + do all domestic chores (H is disabled & teens are lazy). Tonight after work, I'm buying tv dinners, a bottle of whiskey, sitting in my room & getting piss drunk while they fix their own food. Sounds fair to me.

80 LIKES
37 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Confessional #25841834
#25841834

Wake me up when summer ends.

6 LIKES
26 HUGS
29 ME TOO


Confessional #25841832
#25841832

For years, BFF has been someone who I had to initiate any conversation with bc she was so “busy”..I’d have to call/email/text. Stopped doing and and now we don’t talk at all. I’m okay with that. I’m done chasing people.

52 LIKES
44 HUGS
37 ME TOO

Confessional #25841831
#25841831

My self esteem is so low that I usually look down at the ground when I walk past someone. On the rare chance that I do actually make eye contact or catch them looking at me, I wonder if they think I’m as ugly or weird looking as I see myself.

1 LIKES
85 HUGS
49 ME TOO

Confessional #25841829
#25841829

My sister has been married 3 times. Twice, she met/married men who were literally homeless & jobless. She begs OUR family to support/pay for/house her and these slugs. I stopped & said no more. Now I'm the bad guy and she "isn't speaking" to me. Finally!

39 LIKES
37 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25841826
#25841826

My daughter is going through a bad breakup. Please send good vibes her way. Thank you!

8 LIKES
129 HUGS
2 ME TOO

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