CONFESSIONAL

I wore XXL, XL & L my entire life. Lost a shit ton of weight & today I finally bought a M sized shirt & I looked DAMN sexy in it. Went to the stores & got so many looks. I now understand why people get addicted to this feeling. It's a natural high.

Whenever I see my neighbor, it makes me feel that much worse about who I'm married too. Lord, he is a fine fine man.

I'm sick of making excuses for my husband. He hasn't worked in 9 years, he's using drugs, he's a slob. But I love him. I'm sleeping with a co-worker because my husband hasn't wanted to have sex in forever. And I don't even feel guilty.

I'm scared of the day I have to let me kids leave the nest

Dh's refuses to treat his anxiety and it makes me ragey. He over reacts to anything and everything and then gets mad at me because he thinks disagreeing with his crazy is unsupportive. I feel so much contempt. So much.

I'm so jealous of my SiL life I almost hate her. It's not her fault mine sucks, but I hate being around her perfect family. I feel like a failure and my kid is a shit. Her hubs is a jackass that brags about everything. STFU no one cares asshole.

Church-going, teacher, sqeaky clean mom of three, here. Spent the weekend with my BFF of thirty years and we listened to Sublime and smoked a joint on her back porch for old times sake. It was glorious.

I wish DH would use my vibrator during sex, he knows I have it but his ego is too big to use it. This is why I didn’t want to tell him I got one

I’m 98% sure my husband blames some of his farts on the cat...

I fantasize about my super hot coworker while having sex with my husband.

I get my friend is disabled and has limited options, but her H is now verbally abusive to their daughter. It's serious. Why won't she consider leaving, or at least trying to kick out the guy?

My DH made an inappropriate remark to a female at work that just about got him fired. Fortunately (or unfortunately??) other male witnesses lied/denied for him to HR. I am so disgusted with him. I never dreamed he'd be "one of those men."

Husband always tells me everything i do wrong, specially regarding DS2, but never tells me i’m a good mother or compliments me on anything. I try my hardest. Please say something nice or leave me the fuck alone

So I just peed in a plastic bag in the car line, waiting on my youngest.

My confidence has doubled ever since I secretly started posting risky photos & videos of me online on a fetish site. The compliments I get make me feel sexy & hot. I'm 30 years old & never felt so alive. Should I stop? Oh well. Buying new lingerie tonight

I’ve had a migraine all day and I’m seriously having a hard time resisting the urge to throw my 19 month old DS against a wall just to get him to STFU for awhile

Breastfed my 14mo old DS for the last time yesterday, on my 27th birthday. I was just done with it & didn't enjoy it anymore and it was annoying to nurse a 25lb giant baby lol. Now I'll be able to remember the last time. Threw nursing bras away today.

I frequently pretend to fall asleep for a nap before I’m actually asleep to let the hubby or grandma and grandpa take a turn dealing with them.

Pretty sure my child is evil in a found him torturing small animals way. I feel guilty for being scared of and hating him. I just want him out of my life and I feel horrible. Everyone else thinks he's the sweetest thing

Divested myself of all birth family. Valid reasons.Last family cut off, was a hard one. But, necessary. Thought if that day ever came, I'd be heartbroken. I'm not. Guess DD was right. Always had blind faith in that sister. Not sorry abt that part, though.

Therapist here. This may not sound professional, but 99% of the time, I side with the women who come in for marriage counseling with their husbands. Honestly, most men are dicks, and their behavior in my office proves that.

MIL made it clear that she will live with her daughter when she is old, and if that's not an option she'll live with one of her nieces. I am equally offended and relieved that we did not make the list.

I am terrified of planes, trains, boats and busses. Refuse to get on them.

Just in this season where I don’t want to be married anymore. Dh of 11 years isn’t mean or horrible. I just think the isolation, loneliness and lack of spiritual & emotional connection has worn me down. I’m tired, just want to be single & with my kids.

Spent the first half of my anniversary texting my ex-bf/current AP. Then I had a nice family dinner with H and kids. I’m a bad person. I know.

I am subbing for a 1st grade teacher. The things these children tell me about their families! A little girl told me there's a baby in her mommy's tummy but her daddy is mad because he doesn't know who put it there.

I wish H's baby mama had gone through with that abortion 22 years ago.

Secertly hoping a marriage counselor will finally convince DH that it's over!! I have already asked for a trial separation but he thinks marriage counseling will make me fall in love with him again! Sorry DH I'm done and over this!!!

I love my grandson so much. That little boy can do no wrong in my eyes.

Will be so relieved when ILs die, and hiding my IDGAF about everything that entails will be a challenge. Idiots had no retirement plan and are now too old for a senior community/too young for a nursing home. Resent my plans being on hold because of them.

Got glared at by some when I attended 1st Communion for a Catholic friend's daughter. Seems, they heard me reciting the mnemonic I was taught to remember the order in which you cross yourself, and didn't like "Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch"

I never spend money on new clothes or nice makeup or pedicures, but I do spend 100 dollars a month to have someone deep clean my house. Best decision ever.

I HATE EVERYTHING I HATE EVERYTHING I HATE EVERYTHING I HATE EVERYTHING I HATE EVERYTHING I HATE EVERYTHING I HATE EVERYTHING I HATE EVERYTHING

It creeps me out so much that our next door (attached) neighbor has one of those video doorbells. We share the front porch and they can watch us setting out drinking our coffee and the kids playing out front, and we'll never know it.

My vagina (labia majora and minor) is way darker than the rest of my body!

Just found out that my former boss was walked out of the building and fired last week. Is it bad that I'm so happy I'm giddy over this news? Asshole made my life miserable

It pisses me off when I send someone or their kid a gift and get no reply whatsoever. It doesn’t have to be a handwritten thank you note, but at least let me know you got it!

Had to bite my tongue when DH reminded me not to forget an appt at our house today. Hope I don’t forget our son’s dentist appt, or his dr appt on Monday, or our daughter’s dance class tonight, or the cat’s appt tmrw, but he doesn’t even know about those!

I busted my ass and got a bachelors degree in a field in which no one is hiring. Go me! I'm a moron!

My grandma has been very sick all year and recently died. I am so sad but what bothers me most is that she was loaded and I can’t help but to hope we get something because our med bills have tripled. I’m a wretch for feeling this way. Wish I didn’t.