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Confessional #25828292
#25828292

My mom kept us fed, clean and clothed, got us on and off the bus, took us to the doctor and dentist for routine appointments, and assigned us our chores. That's it. Why do we modern moms put so much pressure on ourselves to do SO MUCH MORE for our kids??

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Confessional #25828288
#25828288

I want the virus gone, but I don't want staying home and social distancing to end.

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Confessional #25828287
#25828287

I either want to die or I want someone to die and leave me a nice inheritance. I'm fucked up.

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Confessional #25828285
#25828285

Fuck arthritis!

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Confessional #25828284
#25828284

I've been on maybe 15 or so first dates in my whole life. Not a lot. But every single one of those guys pressured me about sex. On the first date. No more dates. So much better off single!

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Confessional #25828283
#25828283

I wish I didn’t hate my job so much!

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Confessional #25828282
#25828282

I’ll admit my second covid vaccine was pretty rough the day after I received it... but 100% would do it again. Watching a friend at home trying to manage her family while her 40 year old husband is on a ventilator in the ICU made my decision easy.

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Confessional #25828281
#25828281

Sitting here reminiscing about my seductress days...man those were the days :)

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Confessional #25828280
#25828280

Moved to the country for privacy-we have 1 neighbor & of course she's a fucking SUPER KAREN. She's desperate to be friends , but I know better- she doesn't want a friend, she wants to be a nosey bitch & tell me what I can do on my property. FUCK.OFF.

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5 ME TOO

Confessional #25828279
#25828279

I just this second found out I have leukemia. I literally can't tell anyone. My DH is dealing with his Dad AND Grandad currently fighting cancer. My dad is also terminally ill and my ma is only just getting by. I feel numb, and sad, and I want a big hug.

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Confessional #25828278
#25828278

I'm firing someone tomorrow. I'm secretly looking forward to it. She's a stuck up cow who thinks she's better than us because she still wears black jeans and band tees. The rest of us grew out of that doll. Won't say it out loud but I hope she cries.

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Confessional #25828277
#25828277

As a POC, it pisses me off that I’m constantly being held to a “white” standard when my entire life all I ever wanted was to be myself. Still can’t do it and it makes me angry.

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5 ME TOO


Confessional #25828276
#25828276

I had my son when I was 20. I devoted myself to raising him. had hoped to reclaim my life when he graduated. I became disabled weeks before his 18th birthday.

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Confessional #25828275
#25828275

Buying little boy clothes is so irritating. The choices of what boys can like are: balls, dinosaurs, dogs, stripes? That's it? For all we complain about pigeonholing girls into stereotypes... good grief we do not do any better by our sons!

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Confessional #25828274
#25828274

I don’t know how to talk to dh about correcting kids behavior vs. making it about his anger :/. It’s hard bc I have a lot of faults so I don’t know if I can get thru. Wife/mom is hard

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Confessional #25828270
#25828270

I got DH a handmade leather holder for his lighter. Did he say anything to anyone about it...No! He picks out a ash tray/ lighter , buys it. Tells his slut of a best friend.. that I got that for him. I only encouraged him to get it. I feel like a chump.

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Confessional #25828268
#25828268

Highly educated but miserable in my job. Want to sign up for this awesome career coaching program but even if I do get clarity on my purpose, Im stuck in this mid size town because of stepkids. Im only 35! Is this my life?

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Confessional #25828267
#25828267

H is more interested in being “friends” with the kids so they see him as the cool parent than he is in actually fucking parenting them. That’s why they’re lazy entitled brats.

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Confessional #25828266
#25828266

conservatives i know are going nuts because they know their dominance is being overturned. i am loving it. relishing the new freedoms coming for all of us. told H times change and we should be glad. the old days were not so great per my grandma.

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Confessional #25828265
#25828265

it's like stepping out of trying to keep long hair and be a sex ideal for H has freed me. i am reaching out and getting responses from friends and arranging social things for myself. feel like old me before i disappeared into wife and mom. feels good.

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Confessional #25828264
#25828264

I fight with my husband daily and I can’t stand him, my kids drive me insane, I work three jobs and I don’t remember the last time I laughed. I feel so miserable. I have no joy left. I dream of getting a job abroad and leaving. I just want to be alone.

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16 ME TOO

Confessional #25828263
#25828263

Fully vaccinated h needs to get the FUCK back to his office. I can not stand another day of keeping the kids quiet so he can work from home.

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Confessional #25828262
#25828262

Fuck anyone who says that ADHD is a gift. It's a damn curse, and I'm terrified that DS6 has inherited from me.

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Confessional #25828261
#25828261

I've been unemployed for over a year and I'm terrified to return to work. Workforce is brutal.

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Confessional #25828260
#25828260

I hate tiktok & social media. The teen becomes a know it all. When I tell you xyz you don't listen. Days later you hear stuff on social media, and oh my you have learned something new. Some of it is what I told you. Some of it is stupid stuff. Ughhh!

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16 ME TOO

Confessional #25828259
#25828259

My husband nags me constantly, like it's his job. I'm working on myself so much but he does nothing to better himself. Eats like crap, plays phone games all day, etc. Sick of it and doing everything for our home/kids

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3 ME TOO

Confessional #25828258
#25828258

I black out raged last night. He left. I’m beside myself with thoughts that it’s for good.

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Confessional #25828257
#25828257

YAY!!! The lawyer accepted our paperwork!! Hopefullly we can go in and sign the parenting plan and MSA!! I'm so excited to start this new chapter of my life!!!

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Confessional #25828256
#25828256

One of my students blatantly lied to me today. So I purposely didn’t believe anything he said to me & made him prove/explain everything for the rest of the day. There are consequences in life! Why do I feel like I’m the only one teaching this fact!!

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Confessional #25828255
#25828255

Super-bitch teacher at my boys’ school gives me dirty looks and is rude AF. I can’t help but think she’s judging my personal style of all black clothes and Slayer t-shirts. Shove that beige wardrobe down your throat Karen.

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5 ME TOO

Confessional #25828253
#25828253

DH gets onto me ANY time I'm sitting with my phone, like I shouldn't be. But he can play a risk game for hours and it's fine. So tired of his double standards

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Confessional #25828251
#25828251

I struggle with a Cluster C personality disorder.

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Confessional #25828250
#25828250

This is a total first world problem, but the fucking bunnies ate my tulips before they even bloomed and it's just the last straw. I'm out of hope. Fuck everything.

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Confessional #25828249
#25828249

On more than one occasion I have let someone else take the fall for my fuck up. I will take these secrets to my grave.

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Confessional #25828246
#25828246

I’m conservative, voted for Trump twice, wore masks in public. A few weeks ago, I put my mask on and my husband called me a sheeple. My grandma has Covid and I’m scared. Jack ass.

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Confessional #25828245
#25828245

I am growing 3 white widow pot plants on the balcony, which is allowed in our province

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Confessional #25828244
#25828244

It makes me angry that my stepfather was well-liked in the community. Behind closed doors, he was a violent, psychotic monster.

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Confessional #25828243
#25828243

I need to see him. I need to talk to him & know we are okay. Of course I would love for him to kiss me in the process but I will settle for talking. I can't get the feeling of kissing his neck out of my head.

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Confessional #25828242
#25828242

If H hadn't married me, I'm sure he'd still have no college degree (certainly no advanced degree), and I can promise he'd still be juggling 2 low-paying jobs. He's now eligible for a 90k+ a year job, and I still have to talk him into it.

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Confessional #25828241
#25828241

I'm using the $$ that it would cost to go to Disneyland & taking the kids to Europe instead.

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