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Confessional #25816449
#25816449

I bought a new push-up bra yesterday & it makes my boobs look huge. I love it!!

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Confessional #25816448
#25816448

I had an interview yesterday and I’m desperately hoping I got the job just so that I don’t have to be around H all day. He’s being more and more abusive by the day.

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Confessional #25816447
#25816447

I spent 2 years fixing DHs credit over my own and he trashed it again. I'm done, only worrying about myself now. Fuck you DH

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Confessional #25816446
#25816446

I’m hiding from my family.

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Confessional #25816445
#25816445

I ghosted my church group because the host said aborting girl babies is worse than boy babies. Because girls can someday have more babies. I am 100% serious, people still think that way. So beyond fucked up.

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Confessional #25816442
#25816442

My husband is currently downstairs watching old Looney Tunes cartoons and laughing his ass off. I'm upstairs giggling and thinking, "whatever gets you through the pandemic, babe."

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Confessional #25816441
#25816441

I don’t trust men

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Confessional #25816440
#25816440

I hate being around families that yell at each other and act like it’s normal. It’s not fucking healthy! Just stop it!

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Confessional #25816439
#25816439

I bought another fish tank yesterday. I already have 7. What the fuck is wrong with me? Instead of a crazy old cat lady, I'm going to be a crazy old fish lady.

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Confessional #25816438
#25816438

Great...dating another man addicted to porn:(

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Confessional #25816434
#25816434

I seriously fucking hate men.

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Confessional #25816432
#25816432

I hate that in order to take care of myself, I have to compromise DCs’ well-being. Like leaving them with rageful H just so I can poop and shower.

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Confessional #25816431
#25816431

I hate Fortnite, Minecraft and Xbox.

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Confessional #25816430
#25816430

I'm ashamed that I allowed my hoarder parents to watch DS one day a week when I was a young mom. But I needed to work and couldn't afford 5 days of childcare and food and shelter. :(

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Confessional #25816429
#25816429

I think we're the only people who don't a have a family picture in the middle of a field.

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Confessional #25816428
#25816428

My aunt never went to any of my birthdays or anything when I was growing up. Now she is in her 60s and needs help. Listen bitch, I'm pretty sick of family obligations over here and we have no relationship. Hire someone to help you.

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Confessional #25816427
#25816427

I don't see all the fuss over the Hadid women.

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Confessional #25816426
#25816426

I haven't bought groceries in a couple months cause H won't get a job and has ruined us financially. I finally bought some with money my mom gave me. I bought as much as I could to last as long as possible& H fucking sits there and eats it ALL w/in days!

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Confessional #25816425
#25816425

After nearly 27 years together, it looks like our sex life has disappeared. We haven’t done it for months...neither of us seem upset about it and we’re still affectionate in other ways. We love each other dearly...I’m just not sure I’m ready to be done.

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Confessional #25816423
#25816423

No amount of good husbands, loving kids, & full lives can fill the hole in your heart that was left there by your mother not wanting or loving you.

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Confessional #25816422
#25816422

Received $1000 as an honorarium for my time working on a health committee and I plan on spending every bit of it on myself! Getting another tattoo and buying a pulsed laser hair remover. Hubby totally encouraged me to splurge for once!

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Confessional #25816421
#25816421

I hate it when people say God won’t give you more than you can handle. News flash...it doesn’t say that anywhere in the Bible!

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Confessional #25816419
#25816419

Feel like such a loser all the time. So tired of not being able to cut it. Time to stop giving fucks and start being assertive for my needs. No more bending over backwards for everyone else.

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Confessional #25816418
#25816418

I’ve accepted I’m an absolute mess when I’m pregnant. It really doesn’t suit me, I won’t be doing this again.

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Confessional #25816417
#25816417

If I call people to dinner and they don’t come, I start eating my food. If they still haven’t come by the time I finish that, I’ll get seconds and to hell w/whoever doesn’t have anything to eat because of it. You know when dinner is, and you were called

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Confessional #25816414
#25816414

DH45 is developing a bald spot. However, since I can only see it when he’s down between my legs eating me out, I rather like looking at it.

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Confessional #25816412
#25816412

dad is dying and i cannot travel due to covid. i want to see him, but part of me is glad i can't as mom is hard to deal with. i talk by phone daily and he wants me to stay home. feel guilty.

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Confessional #25816411
#25816411

dh mocked me for voting democrat in front of the neighbors. they seemed shocked that i voted joe and backed away. one made a racist comment of china then said she needed to leave now. i stayed cool, but it hurt. i would never shame anyone for their vote.

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Confessional #25816410
#25816410

DH pissed me off. I made him stop at the grocery store on the way home - I spent 30 mins getting milk while he had to pee. On the way home & for the last 2 hours, I have been shopping on Amazon & I have bought every stupid thing I liked.

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Confessional #25816409
#25816409

I'm so tired of feeling so uncomfortable in my body.

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Confessional #25816408
#25816408

My friend is having baby number 3 and she’s deciding to become a sahm after her leave is up. I think it will push the limits of her marriage. I’m trying to discourage her from quitting but it’s falling on deaf ears. I hope they can work it out.

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Confessional #25816407
#25816407

I really wanted to keep a diary, but I am so affraid it would be discovered and used against me somehow. I have at least two best sellers in me and they are non-fiction. pople will get hurt and others would sue me for being truthful.

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Confessional #25816406
#25816406

MIL short of breath, refuses to go to ER won't let DH call ambulance. It's been a dramatic day and DH has been caring for her, finally got her to drink a protien drink. She's just sluring it down and smiling like pretty pretty princess. What a crock

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Confessional #25816405
#25816405

I hate my misogynist husband who thinks he’s perfect in every way. He’s always saying I’m always wrong, a bitch, an asshole, a shitty mother, lazy, crazy and many more derogatory names. I can’t do this anymore. I want to go someplace far far away.

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Confessional #25816404
#25816404

I'm terrified of a house fire and losing one or more of my children in it.

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Confessional #25816403
#25816403

Hope I get my period soon. So annoyed by stupid dh. Even my BFF is getting on my nerves. I just want to tell everyone to stfu.

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Confessional #25816401
#25816401

My father has been an addict/alcoholic for decades. I recently found out he's been on meth for over a year. I've tried everything, but he doesn't want ANY help. So I'm pre-paying for his cremation & funeral. It's the only thing I can do now.

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Confessional #25816399
#25816399

I like to roast people

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Confessional #25816398
#25816398

I’m on my couch to afraid to go to bed. I watched a scary documentary. I’m going to be so tired tomorrow.

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Confessional #25816397
#25816397

Had a knee replacement. Dig cared for me more than DH. Fucker.

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