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Confessional #25872821
#25872821

UGH I can't with this pathetic man-baby anymore. He's not feeling well but instead of doing something about it (like CALL HIS DR OR SOMETHING IDK), he'd rather pout and whine and be all "Woe is meeeeeee!!!". So. F*cking. Over. It.

19 LIKES
70 HUGS
20 ME TOO

Confessional #25872820
#25872820

My dad is mentally ill, bordering on psychotic, treats me like shit but expects me to respect me and live exactly like him. I hate him.

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94 HUGS
11 ME TOO

Confessional #25872818
#25872818

If I didn’t have a housekeeper come every couple of weeks, my house would never be clean. Not wanting her to see how messy it gets is the only thing that makes me keep it semi-tidy. Chronic illness leaves me no energy or will to keep it clean every day.

6 LIKES
83 HUGS
15 ME TOO

Confessional #25872817
#25872817

I forced myself to have sex for the first time ever. I can't even be mad at him, I'm totally the one who said yes even though I didn't want to.

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108 HUGS
10 ME TOO


Confessional #25872816
#25872816

H called off AGAIN. No wonder we're so poor. You never work!!!!

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8 ME TOO

Confessional #25872815
#25872815

My 17 yo S said “mom you’re drunk” last night to me and I was. I’m so ashamed. Need to quit wine!

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114 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Confessional #25872814
#25872814

i hate my husband.as much as i tryed to not let this happen it has.

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20 ME TOO

Confessional #25872813
#25872813

There is a reason I no longer trust H with anything important. He always drops the ball when it counts, ALWAYS

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70 HUGS
36 ME TOO


Confessional #25872812
#25872812

Been bleeding for weeks now, some days profusely with blood clots almost the size of my palms. Went to doctor yesterday, not pregnant but are making me wait another week for tests. Gotta love American healthcare.

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157 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Confessional #25872811
#25872811

I grew up on a farm & I fucking hated it. I wish we could've lived in town like normal people.

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66 HUGS
12 ME TOO

Confessional #25872810
#25872810

I hate when DD misses the bus & I have to drive her because it means I have to get dressed.

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39 HUGS
12 ME TOO

Confessional #25872808
#25872808

Another perk of divorce? Getting home late & not having to hear the possessive, whiney-ass " where have you been?" questions.

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33 HUGS
16 ME TOO


Confessional #25872807
#25872807

I'm turning into my mother.

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46 HUGS
39 ME TOO

Confessional #25872806
#25872806

This fucker cheated on me off & on throughout our 25 years marriage. Now that we're divorced, he doesn't want me to see other people. Yeah...

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93 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Confessional #25872805
#25872805

I miss my office.

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37 HUGS
31 ME TOO

Confessional #25872804
#25872804

This dumb dog - that I absolutely did not want initially - has saved my sanity.

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51 HUGS
7 ME TOO


Confessional #25872803
#25872803

My shrink hates my H and doesn't even try to hide it anymore. I get it, but her snide remarks aren't helpful. At all.

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7 ME TOO

Confessional #25872802
#25872802

I want my also married neighbor to throw me up against the wall and fuck me.

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20 ME TOO

Confessional #25872801
#25872801

DH is going to a birthday party at a bar one week before my C-section. SIL is visiting from out of state 3 days before. Because of work and childcare we will end up exposed to these people regardless. I'll be pissed if I have covid for delivery.

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93 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25872800
#25872800

I'm 6w postpartum and my husband has been hounding me for sex for three. Fuck all the way off.

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148 HUGS
6 ME TOO


Confessional #25872799
#25872799

I am a terrible person and I don’t mean to be. I hate myself and change feels impossible. I want to be better and I am exhausted.

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77 HUGS
47 ME TOO

Confessional #25872798
#25872798

i have a crush on a guy who backstabbed me and my friends

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49 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25872796
#25872796

H wants to sell our house and move into his dad's house. No! Why would I give up a single home with a garage and off street parking for a 1/2 double in the middle of town with no yard, no parking, no garage and not enough bedroom's

33 LIKES
69 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25872795
#25872795

Trying to buy shared property from my sisters. One is emotional and condescending, the other is greedy and wants above market value. I am starting to feel like...I don't want the property OR a relationship with either of them. DH is only child...lucky?

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46 HUGS
5 ME TOO


Confessional #25872794
#25872794

Baby is almost 9mo old. Don't want to wait too long with 2nd because I want to have this baby phase over with. Pretty sure that's not a good mindset but oh well.

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6 ME TOO

Confessional #25872793
#25872793

My husband makes me cry everyday. Everything feels so hopeless.

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27 ME TOO

Confessional #25872792
#25872792

I hate it so much when my baby keeps slapping me in the face and when he slaps my glasses off my face. STOP. IT.

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12 ME TOO

Confessional #25872791
#25872791

If my DM days 'that's life' when something sh*t happens to me so she doesn't have to be supportive & hear about it, I'll ram those words down her throat. I know it's life. I'm still allowed to be upset when bad things happen.

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55 HUGS
16 ME TOO


Confessional #25872789
#25872789

I make 6 figures but I hate the kind of work I do. I wish I could quit but I’m the breadwinner of my family.

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Confessional #25872788
#25872788

If I somehow ever found myself single again I would NEVER date again! I'm so paranoid of having to take care of another man that I don't think I would even risk sleeping with a man again. My sandwich making days would be so fucking over! Fuck.right.off!

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39 HUGS
88 ME TOO

Confessional #25872787
#25872787

Recently discovered the term "conversational narcissist" and HOLY SHIT!!! It literally describes half the people I know! And most of the people I work with. No wonder I'm so fucking exhausted and annoyed at the end of every single day!

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44 HUGS
16 ME TOO

Confessional #25872786
#25872786

I understand why women are almost always the initiators of divorce. As long as men are comfortable with the status quo, they think everything is fine all the way up to when we're walking out the door. Then it's "she was crazy."

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33 HUGS
85 ME TOO


Confessional #25872785
#25872785

I was working with a first grader today and she told me, “I have a tampon in right now!” I thought I must have misheard, but she said it again, in front of a classmate, and said, “Yeah, I started early!” That. Poor. Girl.

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0 ME TOO

Confessional #25872784
#25872784

I'm thinking about fisting myself just to experience something different.

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5 ME TOO

Confessional #25872783
#25872783

DC 11 is showing signs of testosterone fueled agression and impulsivity. Shit.

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5 ME TOO

Confessional #25872782
#25872782

My grown daughter is a pro choice activist and I still can’t tell her I had an abortion when I was in college. I think she’d be disappointed in this real life example of what she thinks of as a political issue.

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2 ME TOO


Confessional #25872781
#25872781

I waste *so* much time.

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88 ME TOO

Confessional #25872779
#25872779

DD11 doesn't listen it fucking sucks & I'm so tired of dealing with her dramatic BS. Wait until 9pm & expect me to drop everything & help you with your complicated ass math. No I'm tired from constantly nagging & verbally battling you to get it done

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47 HUGS
11 ME TOO

Confessional #25872778
#25872778

I went to my first AA meeting today. I’m an alcoholic.

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214 HUGS
12 ME TOO

Confessional #25872777
#25872777

My aunt was the only one who was halfway honest with me about having kids. She told me "imagine being pecked to death by ducks, that's what motherhood is like". Funny, but correct.

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43 HUGS
12 ME TOO

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