CONFESSIONAL

When I told DH I was leaving him, he actually said “Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.”

I have no problem w/DH and foreplay.  In fact he loves touching and playing with me so much that I'M the one who has to tell him "Enough - now get to the main event"

I mute the TV when those Peloton commercials come on. SO overly dramatic and stupid.

We’re married, but DH is, essentially, just a sugar daddy to me.

Sad....W never initiates sex. Tired of it all.

There has got to be something I can do from home or at odd hours to make a living.

For mothers day I'm buying myself a giant cake from Costco and eating the entire fucking thing myself.

Miserable in marriage for 10 years. Should have divorced years ago. He got disabled and I lost almost all assets in the divorce. Shouldn't have waited

She is a cold, selfish mother. My heart breaks for her kids. No love.

I feel so weird and sick that if I weren't a lesbian, I'd think I was pregnant. Been a few months of this, hoping it's not something serious like uterine/ovarian cancer which runs in the fam. Currently waiting to hear back from the gynecologist.

At the crying alone in the shower, trying to take deep breaths to get through the next ten minutes, fake smiling on zoom to my boss, dig my fingers in my palms not to snap when the kids are whining stage of burnout and overwhelm.

I don’t like sex with my husband. I’d rather do it myself.

I have aged 5 years in the last 14 months. Thanks Covid.

Woke up at 4 am so worried about work and deadlines but after a day with my colleagues I really don’t care at all. It’s just a stupid job.

I need a confidante.

I am in love with a man who is not my husband and I don’t know what the fuck to do

Kid has been distance learning all year, & I've been super lenient (lazy) about it. It JUST hit me today- what if he fails & has to repeat 5th grade!?! It'll be all my fault! We have 6 weeks left, & so help me god that kid's going to get EVERYTHING done!

Choosing a preschool in this area is like applying to college and I just can’t.

My parents raised me to be Republican and now that I’m older, I’m so embarrassed by what I used to believe and say to people who didn’t think the same as me. I was truly brainwashed.

I sent out college graduation pictures. It looks like I am going to fail a class and not graduate. I’m 43.

I think I’m going to tell my psychologist I’m not worth saving.

My mom uses shame as a weapon. She is a master level ninja at it.

I am so attracted and obsessed with a different time period and I have been my entire life. I can't help but wonder if my former life was cut short and my soul still yearns to finish my life from that time period.

Every man I've been in a relationship with has asked (begged) me to move in with him. Notice only men ask that? All they want is mommy.

I just want to eat junk food 24/7. I’m sorry, but good is happiness.

I don’t recognize the bitter resentful swine I’ve turned into. I just can’t seem to be happy for anyone.

I've never been propositioned for a one-night stand. Too bad. If anyone had asked, I'd have done it.

Mentioned to DW how a coworker says she's still friends w/her exH, and says that's very common. That led to talk of more aspects of divorce, and it worried me that DW already knew so much - like she'd been thinking about and researching it a lot lately.

Don't ever marry a man who's mother was a Super-mom/wife whose life actually IS like her Facebook page. You WILL be compared to her and, when she makes Martha Stewart and June Cleaver look like slackers, you WILL be found wanting in comparison.

I have to tolerate behavior from my students today that would have gotten me quickly suspended then expelled when I was in grade school.

He’s actually going to make some changes. Thank the good Lord

That awkward moment when you're at a potluck dinner and take a big bite of something that LOOKED delicious but tastes AWFUL. Can't spit it out because people will see it, and word'll get back to the person who brought that dish, so you have to gag it down

I ran my pizza cutter blade down my arm, just to see if I could ever do it. That definitely wouldn't be my choice method.

Hate that I’ve always settled; every guy I’ve ever been with was a jobless abusive prick who still lived with his mother. Seriously, I WAS a fucking head-turner. Wasted my best years on worthless losers who made me feel like shit. #daddyissues

Your guilt trip won't work MIL. We will not be spending Sunday with you. I offered Friday and that wasn't good enough. We spend every holiday with family. This one is for me.

Regret letting that motherfucker stick around after the divorce. I truly hate him and want him gone; the pathetic prick is penniless and wouldn’t know how to live on his own. He lived with his parents until he met me when he was 40 years old.

It's like the more alone time I have, the more I need. I really just want the entire world to leave me alone forever. Give me a couple of cats and let me be!

H has no idea what his kids needs at school are. He complaints every time I ask him to pick them up from school when I can't. Who cares I am like a taxi everyday?

Reason 6,578 getting old sucks - there is no longer any such thing as a dry fart. We're not talking full-blown shart here, but definitely juicy enough to leave a mark in your underwear.

I'd never cheat, I have too much to lose. That life insurance check is coming someday!