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Confessional #25863576
#25863576

Another school shooting. SMH Why does anyone want to live in America? Nothing good exists anymore.

15 LIKES
61 HUGS
61 ME TOO

Confessional #25863575
#25863575

H was taking forever in the bathroom and I had to go really bad, so I grabbed some paper towels from the kitchen, went outside & pooped in the backyard. Then I picked it up with a shovel & flung it over into my neighbors bushes. Sorry, :-(

19 LIKES
35 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25863574
#25863574

We have to move closer to my elderly MIL, because Hub is an only child. I don't want to leave our community and live in suburbia where I don't know anyone. There's no way I'll fit in. I don't want to be lonely.

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70 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25863573
#25863573

Dear friends, I know your hearts are in the right place, but please stop trying to fix me up with eligible men. I got divorced so that I could be left the fuck alone. Signed, Your single, perfectly content friend.

101 LIKES
32 HUGS
17 ME TOO


Confessional #25863572
#25863572

At this point, opening up my marriage is the only thing that's most likely going to save it... I'm bored to death with my H.

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35 HUGS
11 ME TOO

Confessional #25863571
#25863571

I don't know how to put one foot in front of the other and carry on. His infidelity has paralyzed me. Help.

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93 HUGS
12 ME TOO

Confessional #25863567
#25863567

I'm 33 and I'm trying to learn to ride a bike. My kids are cheering me on. But WHY THE FUCK DIDNT MY PARENTS TEACH ME?! I'm so pissed and ashamed and scared. But I'm gonna do this. Hope I don't let my kids down

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101 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25863566
#25863566

30+ years of marriage sure wears on you. I love him...am I in love with him....ummmmm no but he is my ride or die so I guess I will stick it out even though he is a grouch ass

9 LIKES
31 HUGS
16 ME TOO


Confessional #25863565
#25863565

DH is sitting on the couch when I get home, he gets home 2 hours before I do, he wouldn't dare think of starting dinner, we are tearing out carpet to lay new flooring, has he touched it? hell no, I get mad and start busting my ass ripping that shit out.

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46 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Confessional #25863563
#25863563

Nothing like prairie-dogging your entire commute just to finally get home & have one of your fucking kids be in the bathroom. :-(

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46 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25863562
#25863562

I always knew I wanted to have kids, but H pressured me into having our first before I felt ready. I made the decision to go ahead with it and I own that, but in hindsight that should've been all the info I needed to walk away. Now I stay for the kids.

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40 HUGS
6 ME TOO

Confessional #25863561
#25863561

Women, fertility, wombs, child bearing, oh what a complicated situation we end up in sometimes. Women should be encouraged to explore options.

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15 HUGS
13 ME TOO


Confessional #25863560
#25863560

fighting so damn hard to turn my health around so i can have a good quality of life in my senior years. feel like it's now or i am doomed to years of decline like late mil. but yet i am so tired. why can't i just be normal?

3 LIKES
39 HUGS
24 ME TOO

Confessional #25863558
#25863558

Fuck the screen time expectation!!! The TVS on allllllll day wether someone’s watching it or not. I need the background noise.

20 LIKES
21 HUGS
34 ME TOO

Confessional #25863557
#25863557

My mother raised me to always be mindful of appearances. It was always, "What will people think?" I try not to do that as an adult, but it's hard to ignore that little voice.

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37 HUGS
30 ME TOO

Confessional #25863556
#25863556

i love my job BUT if they're not willing to give better pay, maybe they should find someone else who isn't a parent/has very little real world responsibilities? i'm scraping by while you're making 5 figures MONTHLY. jesus fucking christ. help me out.

8 LIKES
45 HUGS
12 ME TOO


Confessional #25863555
#25863555

At the last minute my parents said they weren't coming over for Thanksgiving, said they wanted to go out to dinner with their friends instead. My young kids were hurt, kept asking why their g-parents didn't want to spend T with us. I'm angry w my parents.

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95 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25863554
#25863554

Yes, it'll probably suck, but I'll still watch the Sex and the City reboot.

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7 HUGS
41 ME TOO

Confessional #25863553
#25863553

H's baby mama is like a turd that won't flush.

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24 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25863551
#25863551

H cheated on me with a woman who has the same name as our daughter. Fucking gross!

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75 HUGS
1 ME TOO


Confessional #25863550
#25863550

I'm so tired of hearing "It must be nice". You know what? It IS nice. I worked my ass off for this. It wasn't handed to me. If you want it, go out and get it, but don't sit there being a passive-aggressive little bitch.

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17 HUGS
38 ME TOO

Confessional #25863547
#25863547

I'm not extra; you're insufficient.

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11 HUGS
12 ME TOO

Confessional #25863545
#25863545

He cheated. My heart is broken into a million little pieces.

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8 ME TOO

Confessional #25863544
#25863544

Our pediatrician has gotten awful. They seldom answer calls, return calls, fill prescriptions etc. Like I said, awful. But they have the nerve to charge me $40 per child for records and call me 15 times to ask why we switched to a different pediatrician.

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45 HUGS
3 ME TOO


Confessional #25863542
#25863542

I don't forgive. Ever.

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36 HUGS
43 ME TOO

Confessional #25863540
#25863540

I think it’s bullshit Santa gets all the credit for the gifts that dh and myself worked hard to pay for and wrap!!

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15 HUGS
31 ME TOO

Confessional #25863539
#25863539

1 year sober to the day. Thank you pregnancy and breastfeeding.

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44 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25863538
#25863538

Nope. I don't like the high road. I love it when bad things happen to shitty people.

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15 HUGS
68 ME TOO


Confessional #25863534
#25863534

My husband is starting a company he wants me to run. It could be lucrative for our family, but I have a fantastic creative career in a different industry that I don't want to abandon. He can't see why, because of the money.

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39 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25863530
#25863530

Campus Greek life is pointless. 1, your Greek letters and "philanthropy" fool no one. Sororities/frats exist to get drunk and party. 2, paying to have friends is sad. 3, "the connections" in your future career is capitalist nepotism & privilege.

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5 HUGS
22 ME TOO

Confessional #25863525
#25863525

Women in abusive situations make a lot of assumptions about the judicial system that keep them trapped without getting the facts. Documenting details over time, cultivating witnesses, & recording abusive talk go a long way toward getting justice. Do it.

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12 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Confessional #25863524
#25863524

One of my biggest pet peeves is when I unsubscribe, then get a follow up email saying, “you are now unsubscribed” lol the point was to never hear from you again.

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9 HUGS
23 ME TOO


Confessional #25863523
#25863523

My PCP told me I needed to take iron supplement. So I switched to fancy vitamins I’d enjoy taking everyday. Now my real nails look like fake nails for the first time in my life. I guess the vitamins are doing something?!

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10 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Confessional #25863522
#25863522

I cannot get through a work day w/o DD15 texting from school w/ various ailments, drama, etc. Bb I know you’re anxious, but please, we’ve done everything we can to help - therapy, meds, support. I need you to get a fucking grip sometimes.

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47 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Confessional #25863521
#25863521

I masturbate to lesbian porn almost daily and it makes me feel gross after. I want to stop.

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42 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25863519
#25863519

No wonder MIL hasn’t had a hot meal in her life. She can’t stop herself from telling long stories at the dinner table.

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8 HUGS
0 ME TOO


Confessional #25863517
#25863517

I have no right to act snarky & judgemental, yet here I am.

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11 HUGS
29 ME TOO

Confessional #25863515
#25863515

6wk pg w #2. H’s new job pays more than his old job, but doesn’t offer ANY parental leave. Old job paid less money, but gave 6 weeks paid parental leave. No family nearby. I’m SAHM, can’t afford daycare. Not sure how i’ll manage toddler and newborn alone.

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58 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25863513
#25863513

H and I have the same fight over and over again. And every time I bring up the issue he acts like it’s the first time he’s ever heard it. Never listens, doesn’t learn from the past. Then apologizes and promises to change. Rinse and repeat.

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42 HUGS
24 ME TOO

Confessional #25863512
#25863512

If this fucking cat doesn't learn to stay off of my stove & countertops, I'm going to re-home it, daughter's feelings be damned.

9 LIKES
25 HUGS
3 ME TOO

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