CONFESSIONAL

I'm unhappy in my marriage & am now wondering if premarital counseling would've helped. We didn't think we needed it & skipped it. 3 years in & the opposing views we have about our roles in this relationship are causing me to resent him & want a divorce.

Every year for his bday and Xmas, MIL asks me what she should get her son as a gift. I don't know, maybe fucking ask him what he wants directly yourself? We're all adults here. Gifts don't have to be a surprise. They aren't even required.

I have severe SAD. I started feeling it two weeks ago. I don’t know if there is a medication or natural remedy that can tame this beast. From being happy and content to suicidal in two weeks? W.T.H.?

I unfriend people who are self-righteous about their happiness. If you're happy and still compassionate toward others, great, if not, bye, girl.

Out of curiosity, I looked up dick pics on Google images. I felt nothing. Dicks are ugly. Men are ugly.

People act like I'm a monster because I don't let my dog on the furniture. She's big, and I'm not about to deal with her shit, all over me and tearing up furniture. Nope. You have a lovely dog bed, doggo.

I think social media is stupid, I'm only on it so men see how hot I am.

I absolutely hate having sex with my husband. He is perfectly equipped, but his submissive nature combined with his annoying attitude makes it unbearable.

I LOVE making certain dishes super spicy especially during the holidays. That way I’m the only one to eat it and there’s lots of leftovers. Plus the look on people’s faces after they taste it is priceless

I'm still mad that my mom had kids with my stepfather. I'm almost 50.

I remember my mom always being tired. Tired from what, I have no clue, cause the bitch didn't do shit.

I can't ever spend alone time or have a private conversation with my own mother. Homewrecking stepfather & half siblings are always lurking around, within earshot. Fucking worthless creeps. I hate them & wish they would go the fuck away. Forever.

I never have, or will cheat on my spouse, but I definitely understand why they say people who cheat are looking for something that's missing in their marriage. Everything's missing in mine, and all I want is someone to hold me.

I only permit one extracurricular activity per child, once per week, and only on the weekend. I don't have the fucking time, money or energy for anything else.

The food bank delivered a bunch of groceries to us. I went through it and more then half we wont eat. I have picky eaters ...it's going back to the food bank. I feel awful but who needs 9 boxes of stuffing!

I've had people unfriend me on FB because I'm finally happy and they're going through hard times and it's too painful to see. They blame depression. FYI, that's not depression, that just makes you an asshole.

I don't know who or what Baby Yoda is.

I'm glad Elf on the Shelf wasn't a thing when my now adult kids were little.

Groveling to credit card companies for more time on already late payments is NOT my idea of a fun afternoon. Happy holidays...

Used to think H was just incapable of loving... turns out hes just incapable of loving me...

Fairly certain my marriage is on it's way out...

Looks like it's back to hiding the true me... H finds the real me "annyoing" just like everyone else around me... will I ever be accepted for who I am?

I completely empathize with princess Beatrice & princess Eugenie. I don't know what it's like to be them, but I do what it's like to learn that the father that you loved & adored is not the man you thought he was. Hugs to them both.

A coworker keeps posting about toxic work environments on LinkedIn. Guess what, sweetheart? YOU'RE causing the toxicity! Pack up and leave, we'll all be happier for it.

My mother's reason for marrying her abusive 2nd husband? "Because she had the right to be happy, too". *Barf*

I can't stop thinking about him. I want just one night with him, or even one magical kiss for that matter. I know it would be amazing. He may be 55 but damn he is HOT. This married mom needs some excitement in her life.

I'm tired of kissing ass to have money in my pocket.

I’ve spent every day this week dealing with all the little annoyances of family life that no one notices or even knows about. Insurance papers, bills, mail and paperwork, the Tupperware drawer, emails, texts, and calls for activities. I feel invisible.

Every morning I plan to work out and shower as soon as the kids leave for school, then I end up doing chores and all the minutiae of life until it’s too late and I’m still not showered or dressed at noon. This ruins every day and I still do it!

My resolution this year is to be content with what I have instead of wasting money on things I don't really need. I already have a closet full of clothes yet I always want more. Need to stop.

I do all of the things. DH says yes to DD8 about an Elf on the Shelf. He has no clue the amount of work. Tried explaining. He thinks the Elf doing something once a week is good enough. Don't do it unless you are going to do it right. So frustrated!

Dear estranged mother, Do you remember all the times you called me stupid? I do. But you want to know something funny? I was smart enough to get the fuck away from you 30 years ago. Now who's the stupid one?

Im sick and I desperately need a break

I NEVER do Black Friday! I ALWAYS get better deals about 2 weeks after. Retailers want to move the product so they reduce even more!

When you make the decision to rid your life of all the toxic bitter people in it, you really realize how many there are. I'd say easily 90% of people are miserable assholes who only want to see you fail. The better you're doing the more negative they get.

Maybe one of these years they'l realize that I don't give a fuck about spending Christmas together.

That did it for me. Cut off all contact w/ a dude who could never get it together. Tried to play off his sexual inneundos as word play when I called him out on it. A tiny part of me hoped there was a redeeming quality, but nope. Deuces and he can suck it

DD11 is going throw a serious bitchy stage and I am OVER IT

I caught DH masturbating while watching women's tennis. One of them was maybe 17. I am disgusted.

Sometimes when I have to repeat myself my the 4th time I want to blood curdling scream it. I feel immense rage to have to repeat myself over and over again.