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Confessional #25836572
#25836572

Have had some big plans in the works for awhile. Couldn’t help myself this weekend and told a few people. Now I’m terrified I jinxed it. Keeping my fingers crossed everything will work out.

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42 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Confessional #25836571
#25836571

After a serious of horrible relationships. I have zero desire to couple. I get no butterflies for anyone. I feel nothing when watching romantic movies. I have nothing to give and nothing I want from someone. I'm happier now then I ever have been!

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30 HUGS
14 ME TOO

Confessional #25836570
#25836570

Sex is a chore/bore. I could live off one sex session a year. Most men are sex addicts so I stay away from dating them.

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22 HUGS
21 ME TOO

Confessional #25836569
#25836569

all i want for my bday is for cancer, alz, parkinson's & other terminal diseases to be CURED!

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30 HUGS
29 ME TOO


Confessional #25836567
#25836567

Give me patience in my Role in this family. They want, they take, they demand, they need. I just need continued Patience to continue in this RoLe

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30 HUGS
16 ME TOO

Confessional #25836566
#25836566

When I picture myself as an old lady, I’m alone, growing my own food, not venturing out much, and at peace.

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32 ME TOO

Confessional #25836565
#25836565

DH has taking up gourmet cooking and, each week, gives me a binder of new recipes for which I am to chose 3 meals he will make. They don't always turn out well but, HE'S COOKING - I won't complain as long as he doesn't poison us or set the kitchen on fire

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1 ME TOO

Confessional #25836562
#25836562

I found a pair of panties that aren’t mine in the laundry today. But I’ve been so tired for so long that I genuinely don’t know if my husband is cheating on me or if I forgot I own these panties and am now actually losing my mind.

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2 ME TOO


Confessional #25836560
#25836560

Warned bro SIL confessed she got preg on purpose w/ #3 & she wanted more. He got a vasectomy. She could never figure out why she couldn't get pregnant again. Served her right, she was sabotaging entire family w/ babies they couldn't afford. Selfish bitch

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31 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25836557
#25836557

if my mother loved me she would of told me the truth that marriage is a trap where you become slave labor to your husband and children. a miserable maid service for as long as they have use for you. but my mother was an asshole and said nothing.

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42 HUGS
12 ME TOO

Confessional #25836556
#25836556

DD13 was sobbing because her friends excluded her from a sleepover and sent her mean texts. She asked me when do girls stop acting horrible. Sadly dear... Some never stop.

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99 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Confessional #25836555
#25836555

My anxiety makes me want to kill myself.

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13 ME TOO


Confessional #25836554
#25836554

I don't really want mom friends. I like my few friends from childhood but I don't really relate to other women my age. I can get along with older women and any men (non-sexual), but not women my age.

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22 HUGS
19 ME TOO

Confessional #25836553
#25836553

I'm kind of really pissed at my house for not cleaning itself.

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8 HUGS
60 ME TOO

Confessional #25836552
#25836552

I'm not obsessed with my ex, dear bf. I'm obsessed with finding plausible excuses to get over to his place to bang him instead of you.

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18 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25836550
#25836550

I think, if H got everything he ever wanted, he would simply find fresh things to be miserable about.

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31 HUGS
29 ME TOO


Confessional #25836548
#25836548

When the pizza is cut unevenly, I take the biggest piece and enjoy every bite.

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10 ME TOO

Confessional #25836547
#25836547

I have zero tolerance for head games and passive aggressiveness. Either say what's on your mind, or stay the F away from me.

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17 HUGS
42 ME TOO

Confessional #25836546
#25836546

DS17: a light came on in your car, but it's fine. Me: what light? 17: I don't know. Me: A battery? A wrench? 17: It said Danger low battery. Me: that's not fine. The car needs a new battery asap. 17: no it doesnt. why be so dramatic about everything?

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56 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25836544
#25836544

I wish other parents would get in the damn pool. Nobody is looking at you, I promise. Make memories for your kid.

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16 HUGS
15 ME TOO


Confessional #25836543
#25836543

One of my coworkers is stupid. The other lies a lot. I don't know how to deal.

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28 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25836542
#25836542

Nothing sexier than a naked DH wearing a chef’s apron and cooking dinner! ;-)

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1 ME TOO

Confessional #25836541
#25836541

If I say I love you to my oldest, she says I love you too. If I say I love you to my youngest, he says I know.

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31 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Confessional #25836540
#25836540

Can't remember the last time I mopped the floor. No motivation.

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45 ME TOO


Confessional #25836539
#25836539

I just want a clean house, well behaved children, a doting husband and 10 million dollars. Is that too much to ask?

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68 ME TOO

Confessional #25836538
#25836538

The HR lady at my job is a psycho. I am 100% sure she messes with people's heads on purpose. Can't wait to get out.

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33 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25836537
#25836537

My husband so carelessly orders me around.

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27 HUGS
11 ME TOO

Confessional #25836535
#25836535

Is it just me but for some reason I really, really like the fact that he rarely uses abbreviations and never smileys? Old school charm? No misspellings or bad grammar either. Hmmmm. Possibly building sexual attraction?? This is the shit I think about.

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15 HUGS
4 ME TOO


Confessional #25836534
#25836534

Kid told me my exH always gets the "sad puppy" look on his face when I am mentioned. Good, he should be sad - that fucking abusive POS should be ashamed.

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34 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25836533
#25836533

I confess that I send him very, very mixed messages on purpose. It's been a habit of mine for a long time. Reason is that if he can deal with mixed messages, there's some chance he can deal with the effing crazy that is being in a relationship with me.

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1 ME TOO

Confessional #25836532
#25836532

I am playing with fire. Never in a million did I think I would ever cheat, but here I am, meeting him at a hotel this afternoon. Scared, nervous, excited all bundled into one. Biggest fear ~ DH could end up there for work. See fire. Terrified.

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30 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Confessional #25836529
#25836529

My friend can read palms and said I won’t live a long life but I also won’t die young. Gotta say, I do everything in extremes and I’m not happy about this

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39 HUGS
0 ME TOO


Confessional #25836528
#25836528

Sobriety has changed everything, my eyes are finally open. I am in control of my life, I am so confused as to why we as women are conditioned to drink at every social event. I literally drank every weekend for 20 years!!

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57 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Confessional #25836523
#25836523

My husband is obsessed with our son’s grades and he’s paying him for A grades. Not really into that

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8 ME TOO

Confessional #25836521
#25836521

I will always miss him. He's gone now, two years since he passed away but.. I miss him soo much.

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4 ME TOO

Confessional #25836520
#25836520

If we're supposed to be reunited with loved ones when we die, I guess I'm going to be sad and lonely in the afterlife. No one has ever loved me.

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19 ME TOO


Confessional #25836519
#25836519

I just saw an article that there is no marriage in Heaven. I am SO excited.

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27 HUGS
15 ME TOO

Confessional #25836517
#25836517

I can't stand anymore schlepping through every day, doing laundry, sweeping floors, trying to keep bank account from being overdrawn and keep DC out of kitchen for 5 blessed minutes so the groceries actually last more than 3 days. This cannot be my life

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24 ME TOO

Confessional #25836516
#25836516

H is right. I need to get out of this house and get a job

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11 ME TOO

Confessional #25836514
#25836514

I moved in with my bf and it’s clear I will never have a say in how our home is decorated. He can’t even give me space to unpack.

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3 ME TOO

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