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Confessional #25852539
#25852539

He was once my fiance, we acquired dream house together. Didn't work out; we still live here b/c finances & love the house. He has a gf - I ADORE when he's away at her place! Lately, he's been here on weekends more, uh-oh. Please don't break up, PLEASE!

19 LIKES
50 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25852538
#25852538

I have learned the truth about who a friend really is and it hurts more than I could imagine. I feel duped and dumb for thinking they were a good, solid person.

3 LIKES
77 HUGS
19 ME TOO

Confessional #25852537
#25852537

Every perfectionist I've ever known is convinced their perfectionism is an asset. It isn't. It's the enemy of getting things done. You know what's better than perfect? Done. Done is better than perfect.

97 LIKES
12 HUGS
24 ME TOO

Confessional #25852536
#25852536

Just thinking of all the toys these kids will get for xmas raises my stress level. How to make the kids and everyone else understand we rather get experiences, and have no more room for shit! And kids just refuse to donate old toys.

12 LIKES
48 HUGS
47 ME TOO


Confessional #25852534
#25852534

My kids are too kind and honest to be part of H’s lowlife family.

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48 HUGS
15 ME TOO

Confessional #25852533
#25852533

My shoulder is so painful and I have a 40lb 3 year old. Chicken or the egg.

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47 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25852531
#25852531

I can't stand me.

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59 HUGS
26 ME TOO

Confessional #25852530
#25852530

Little Gabby Petito's funeral is around the block from my house tomorrow. The town is all decorated in teal bows. ALL MEN SUCK!!!

5 LIKES
80 HUGS
8 ME TOO


Confessional #25852529
#25852529

I suck at being an adult.

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33 HUGS
50 ME TOO

Confessional #25852528
#25852528

I'm sitting in my bedroom with the tv on, H is clear down the hall in the living room with that tv on, and I can STILL hear him farting. God damn. No more chili for this guy.

6 LIKES
42 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25852527
#25852527

Stupid ex H blew up his not perfect but relatively comfortable & stable marriage/family for a woman who spent a bunch of his $$ then decided she didn't want him, after all. Hahahaha.

51 LIKES
25 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25852526
#25852526

My biggest regret in life is getting involved with men. I can handle all the other dumb stuff I've done.

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26 HUGS
44 ME TOO


Confessional #25852525
#25852525

As it turns out I didn't want to be a wife nor a mother. I was young and just thought that was what I should do. What I actually want is to be left the fuck alone

26 LIKES
47 HUGS
50 ME TOO

Confessional #25852524
#25852524

Our only embryo didn’t make it.

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304 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25852521
#25852521

My 10 year old daughter has covid - I’m scared stupid.

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210 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25852520
#25852520

My husband is messing with my head, trying to get me to kill myself. I would leave, but can’t leave our little kids behind.

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146 HUGS
2 ME TOO


Confessional #25852519
#25852519

Older relative is still fully on the Trump train. She says crazy things. I fucking hate that man.

6 LIKES
54 HUGS
47 ME TOO

Confessional #25852518
#25852518

National Daughters Day? As I hide from my mom. Stop creating fake holidays to force us interact!

16 LIKES
42 HUGS
17 ME TOO

Confessional #25852517
#25852517

Pre ds: I’m going to run such a tight ship! Now: Oh look the ship is on fire and I can’t find the hose in this mess…who wants to go get fries?

50 LIKES
32 HUGS
32 ME TOO

Confessional #25852516
#25852516

I make $15/hour. I don't know why I have to buy my public school kids teacher expo markers and shit. She shouldn't have to either but she makes like 5x what I do and this is a public service.

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65 HUGS
21 ME TOO


Confessional #25852515
#25852515

I hate mountain bikers. They tear down hills, destroy trails, and never fucking yield.

5 LIKES
25 HUGS
28 ME TOO

Confessional #25852514
#25852514

Cooked every day this week. May not seem like a big thing but for me it is. Much rather order out but nearly had a heart attack when I added up what we spent on take out and going out and grocery shopping. Wish me luck keeping with it

93 LIKES
57 HUGS
16 ME TOO

Confessional #25852513
#25852513

It feels so selfish but I am DONE hiding from covid. I’m vaxxed, I’ll take my boosters, wear a mask and be careful, but I’m seeing my friends again…

49 LIKES
23 HUGS
37 ME TOO

Confessional #25852512
#25852512

Not surprised that my ex-AP is way worse off since he disappeared 2 years ago.

1 LIKES
19 HUGS
1 ME TOO


Confessional #25852511
#25852511

With the death of date night d/t covid and DC getting older/staying up later, DH and I don’t get to have a relationship anymore. Didn’t know it would be like this. I need to turn off my need for intimacy and turn away from dh to be a mom. Can’t have both.

0 LIKES
43 HUGS
10 ME TOO

Confessional #25852510
#25852510

My birthday was a month ago. Only two people remembered & acknowledged it and one of those two people I hate with a bloody passion.

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74 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25852509
#25852509

My SO thinks Covid is overblown and refuses to get vaccinated. Says he won’t let our kid get it when its available. He’s really not helping with my anxiety levels…

4 LIKES
68 HUGS
6 ME TOO

Confessional #25852508
#25852508

My youngest dislikes her father so much, she frequently tells me "maybe we should get rid of Daddy?" Don't exactly know how to fix this.

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62 HUGS
11 ME TOO


Confessional #25852507
#25852507

H is great to me and a total dick to our kids. It sucks. It makes me feel awful. And he has no interest in changing.

1 LIKES
66 HUGS
6 ME TOO

Confessional #25852500
#25852500

We are living in a real shit show.

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38 HUGS
44 ME TOO

Confessional #25852499
#25852499

I don't trust anyone that isn't kind and compassionate toward animals. There's something broken in the brains of people that can be mean or indifferent to defenseless beings.

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28 HUGS
105 ME TOO

Confessional #25852498
#25852498

I've been getting rid of all my pubic hair since I was 22. I don't understand why anyone wants that shit. It's a mess on your period, you have to dry it every time you pee or it stinks, it pulls in your clothes and it feels like a diaper in your pants.

27 LIKES
20 HUGS
32 ME TOO


Confessional #25852497
#25852497

I miss my ex in laws. Ex H's family was my favorite part about him.

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25 HUGS
18 ME TOO

Confessional #25852496
#25852496

I have found you have to set expectations and teach people what they can and cannot expect from you and that includes children.

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18 HUGS
28 ME TOO

Confessional #25852495
#25852495

It's 1:24pm. Still in bed watching true crime murder shows. Such bliss.

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18 HUGS
11 ME TOO

Confessional #25852491
#25852491

I wouldn't brag about being from Texas or Florida, but that's just me.

42 LIKES
13 HUGS
77 ME TOO


Confessional #25852488
#25852488

H & I are divorced because sex was really high on his priority list and really low on mine. That marriage wasn't fair to either of us.

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42 HUGS
6 ME TOO

Confessional #25852487
#25852487

I'm a crotch watcher - men and women. Checking out the guys bulges and ladies' camel toes. Not sure why, but I just naturally do it

28 LIKES
12 HUGS
19 ME TOO

Confessional #25852482
#25852482

Reading Amy Schumer's account on her endometriosis hits home. Got a hysterectomy in 2019 and it's the best decision ever. Knowing I will never go thru the hellish periods again has totally improved my life and health

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34 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25852481
#25852481

i don't care about the private lives of artists, actors, musicians etc. and only know names because if they are good at what they produce i want to get more. i don't know anything about "influencers"

17 LIKES
6 HUGS
48 ME TOO

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