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My mom always has to be the one to send the last text, no matter what, even if it’s just a damn emoji.. I know it’s petty, but it’s super irritating,

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Divorced mom of DD 4, 34. Waiver daily between wanting to marry, have a baby with my BF or wanting to end it because I feel lonely, ignored and little sex. I told myself when separating from ex I wouldn't deal with a man's bullshit again, yet here I am

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Yes I am irritated that our son didn’t thank me for the special meal I made but I am even MORE irritated that I am the one who had to prompt him to say thank you DH

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I know I'm old enough to be his mom, or at least his aunt, but Bill Skaarsgard is so fucking cute!

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Sitting here watching dh nod off on the other end of the sofa. Is this what happens to all couples when they turn 60? Wtf? I want to live!!!

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I enjoy sleeping in bed completely alone. I even got a couple hours when hubby was sick before the baby woke up unhappy with his teething.

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Recently realized that H is a true malignant narcissist. For various complex reasons, I can't just leave. Only thing that makes him tolerable is wine, plenty of it. Tried CBD & weed, they don't calm me like wine does.

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I took the winter “off” from waxing. My leg hair is a jungle, idc, So is repulsed and constantly makes fun of me. Idc except last night me came at me with his electric shaver and not doesn’t understand why I’m so mad. Don’t fucking touch me asshole.

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My work crush is crushing back. The flirting and innuendo is off the chain. Loving the attention and definitely raising my self esteem. I would so love a taste but I'm martied with 2 kids.

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I took out a life insurance policy on H & put the stepkids as the beneficiaries. Because I don't want them to come sniffing around my house & stuff after he passes.

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I'm so horny....

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Why can I not find a guy to be a boyfriend? I can find a guy to have ongoing sex with, but no relationship. What am I doing wrong? So frustrated! Men suck!

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2.5 weeks without alcohol is making a difference already. Sleep better, smell better, engage better--- no downsides and I'm so proud of myself.

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I do not understand how ANYONE affords ANYTHING?! How do all of these. people redo their houses and make monthly payments on luxury vehicles? I get it- credit. But you STILL have to make payments on those. HOW DO PEOPLE AFFORD TO LIVE?

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I'm tired of being the only parent. My husband passed away almost 9 months ago and my kids are mostly teenagers but I'm tired. I'm tired and I don't want to do it anymore. I know I will, but I don't want to right now.

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My XH’s rebound fiancée is posting pictures all over FB and Insta. Never a good sign when they try that hard. Wonder how she likes the tattoo he got as a “show of love” to me. Told him it was dumb, I never get shit like that.

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DH is a big reader and I love that he is smart and interesting, but I swear to god he just talks at me like he is rehearsing all his knowledge- just needing an interested ear/no interaction. I HATE it.

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Sis has let a revolving door of BIL relatives live with them. Her daughter was molested by one. Despite this they are letting his 3xfelon bro live with them. I hate her for this.

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I am scared that I am never going to get a job....and just be a broke unemployed loser.....great just what I always wanted!

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I'm way too invested in my BIL & SILs marriage. They're def the most dysfunctional & miserable couple I've ever met. Both cheat, lie, backstab, emotionally abuse eachother- for the past 20 yrs. Don't know why I care, but wish they would divorce already!

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I let my adult physically disabled niece move in with us. I regret it. We all hate her. She is mean, annoying, and won't do anything for herself. I just want her to leave.

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When I try to stop drinking I just eat more, which makes me gain weight. So I’d rather keep drinking.

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My childhood sucked because my mother "gave" me younger siblings.

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I constantly worry that I’m screwing up my kids’ lives.

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I call the police everytime he screams and hits you. I also reported you to family services. You may love him too much to leave but your kids don't deserve to live in fear.

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My husband can't possibly be stupid enough to truly believe that the my life of cooking, cleaning and being yelled at by a 2 year old is enough to satisfy me as a human being....right?

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Instead of being productive today, I ate pot candy. Fuck. It.

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Husband just received a nice cash gift from his dad. He is thinking down payment on a new car, etc. Ummm... what about bills?!! We are drowning in debt.

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I want to have sex, but husband s too lazy to go buy condoms. I am sure I am the only woman dealing with this. What a lazy bum!

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i love my husband but sometimes i want to be with a girl

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I made fun of how fat my sister is, and now I'm the fat one. Shows you that you should never, ever fat-shame.

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I'm going to raise dh's life insurance. If he dies I never want to worry about money again.

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Its so peaceful when my ds6 goes to school. Literally everyone is happier and releaved. Ugh I wish I could enjoy him like I do my dd4. Shes such an angel.

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Those people who have to document every.single.moment of their kids' lives on Facebook. GTFOH!

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Wish I would have known that being married and having kids doesn’t mean you won’t be lonely anymore

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Husband doesn’t help me around the house because I don’t fuck him. I don’t fuck him because he doesn’t help.

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I have the opportunity to take some part-time work with my trainer. Now, how do I tell H that I am taking this job without him thinking I'm fucking the guy!!!!

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If I could go down on myself, I'd move to a deserted island and live out my life in blissful peace.

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The most important criteria for things w/DH is reliability - it may not have all the high performance bells and whistles but, what it does do, it does well. It's dependable, and a known quantity. I think that's also why he married and is happy w/me.

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I can't say it without sounding unsupportive but, "fucking pain in the ass" doesn't even begin to describe trying to plan and cook family meals around a spouse's keto diet.

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