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Confessional #25783807
#25783807

I like to read confessions while I’m pooping.

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11 ME TOO

Confessional #25783805
#25783805

I just washed down fast food with a superfood drink.... that’s the best I could do today.

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Confessional #25783803
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our friends daughter is a fucking brat! mom and dad do everything her spoiled and self centered ass wants! she throws a fit and they talk to her like they did something wrong? WTF dad has a doctorates degree and is dumb af!

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Confessional #25783802
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You know what I'd like to do now? I want to look BIL (sister's H) in the eye and kick his teeth in. Yep!

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Confessional #25783801
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Honest to god, as long as I had food, shelter, electricity, and internet access, I’d be happy sitting at home alone, just writing, reading, and surfing the internet until the day I died.

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14 ME TOO

Confessional #25783800
#25783800

Therapy doesn't work for me. I've tried different therapists and different modalities for years. My brain is just broken. End of story.

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Confessional #25783798
#25783798

I walked in a BLM protest today. My family doesn’t want to hear about it.

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Confessional #25783795
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No one in our lives care's as much about us as we did about them! Time to put up or shut up! I've been here for all of you and NO ONE is here when I need them! Ready to move a million miles away and get a new life!

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14 ME TOO


Confessional #25783794
#25783794

Killed myself in 92 degree heat trying to have a yard sale! This shit sucks! No one came :( guess I donate all this crap and stay poor!

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Confessional #25783793
#25783793

I deserve a nap goddamn it!!!!

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Confessional #25783790
#25783790

Stopped pursuing friendship with another mom when DH, who always calls me beautiful (I’m not) and NEVER comments on other’s looks, said “Wow she’s in really good shape.” Really like her birthday I’m too insecure to think about it every time I see her.

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Confessional #25783789
#25783789

DH wants to have his parents over for dinner b/c they have no power. I don't mind them coming but he does know take-out food is an option?? Like they aren't gonna starve b/c of no electricity for one night

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Confessional #25783788
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I love when my children are sleeping. I know where they are, what they're doing, etc. I know they're safe. I know they're not breaking things, making messes or hurting each other. It's quiet so I don't hear whining or screaming or crying. Yay sleep.

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Confessional #25783786
#25783786

Been listening to DH go on for 12 yrs about how I deserve better, says he needs to stop blowing all his money, says he needs to have self control and lose weight etc etc etc. I obviously don’t deserve better bc he never changes a damn thing. Empty words

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Confessional #25783785
#25783785

I think if I get a boyfriend during this separation h will be devastated, even though he thinks this is all his idea. Torn on what to do

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Confessional #25783784
#25783784

Why does he have to be so damn sexy?!?!?! Married mom of 2 here. I will never act on it but I want to fuck the shit out of him!!!!

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Confessional #25783783
#25783783

My mother is so dumb but she is right about something. Men do fuck everything up. Haven’t met one who can do shit right.

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13 ME TOO

Confessional #25783781
#25783781

SD18 snuck out of the house last night to meet some rando from online. She's alive, but in no hurry to get home. She can stay out there for 2wks, as far as I'm concerned. Expose the whole family to COVID so you can get laid? No, thanks. Selfish asshole.

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Confessional #25783779
#25783779

I'm 41 years old, my birthday has never been celebrated or treated as something special - not by my parents, my friends, my exH, no one has ever celebrated my day with me out of a genuine desire to do so. I just want a cake/candles from someone who cares.

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10 ME TOO

Confessional #25783778
#25783778

I'm about to lose my mind. My two year old is straight up laughing as I tell him he's not being a good listener and he needs to take a nap. Holy hell what is he going to be like as a teenager...

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Confessional #25783777
#25783777

Constantly shamed and pitied for being divorced/single. Now everyone is complaining about their spouses and I'm laughing my ass off. Who needs pity now?

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Confessional #25783776
#25783776

We could literally live a different lifestyle but H spends over $300/mo on smokes and junk food that’s in addition to the $250/wk groceries that I buy. Even though he’s a good man it makes it Really Hard for me to not resent him, we need that money

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8 ME TOO

Confessional #25783774
#25783774

I have to tell my husband that I want to separate. He got straight up angry and wouldn't talk to me a few days ago when I didn't want to perform oral sex on him. I don't deserve to be treated like his whore.

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Confessional #25783772
#25783772

I wish my ex's new wife realized what marrying a man with children from two previous marriages entails. She acts as if the kids owe her something. They had no choice in the matter and are stuck with her until they divorce or they grow up. She had choices.

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Confessional #25783771
#25783771

I am sick and tired of having to fight the "good old boys" club at work.

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Confessional #25783770
#25783770

I don’t self identify as white but I’m not dark enough to identify as native/indigenous so I have never belonged anywhere.

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Confessional #25783769
#25783769

I get ready even though I haven’t showered for days. I wonder if people at work can tell. Or if my husband can?

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Confessional #25783768
#25783768

DH said he treats me with respect because I demand it and he knew I wouldn't put up with shit well before we got married. I'm not sure what to think about that one. Would he treat me poorly if he thought he would get away with it? If I lost my income?

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8 ME TOO


Confessional #25783767
#25783767

Afraid my H is tiring of my leggings and tunic wardrobe but darn it they are comfortable!

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18 ME TOO

Confessional #25783766
#25783766

I love my house and my yard, but I hate where I live.

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Confessional #25783765
#25783765

In bed eating a chocolate muffin while my baby’s asleep on me. This is the only way I can eat something w/o him pulling on me.

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Confessional #25783764
#25783764

My husband is working from home during lockdown and I'm so lonely. I look after our 6 month old all day while he ignores us and works. I know he has to but I am so lonely :(

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Confessional #25783763
#25783763

I had a dream about Drake, I love him. What I wouldn’t give to sit on that mans face!!!!!!

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Confessional #25783761
#25783761

H can't say more than 3 sentences before he's asking if we can "make love," "have relations," etc. every day. I hate him. I hate sex w/him. He's the only person I've ever had sex with so I guess I hate sex. This sucks. I want out but can't.

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8 ME TOO

Confessional #25783758
#25783758

I was in an accident and I'm suddenly not pretty anymore. I am more than ok with it. Have had enough Male attention for multiple lifetimes. Bye fuckboys.

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2 ME TOO

Confessional #25783757
#25783757

I know I'm not you're mother, but I had nothing to do w/your parents divorce. I married your father knowing his kids were part of the package and I looked forward to being a family. Now, please drop the attitude and hostility to me over who I'm not.

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26 ME TOO


Confessional #25783755
#25783755

At dinner, my DH put his hand on his son's girlfriend's bare thigh and told her how cute she was. I was mortified. She was mortified. What a skeevy old fuck he is.

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2 ME TOO

Confessional #25783754
#25783754

I didn't realize cremation meant crushing up the bones into fragments. Really disturbed now. I want to be buried NOT cremated!

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9 ME TOO

Confessional #25783752
#25783752

I don’t know how or when I let MY life become all about my SO and his needs. Feeling blue

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29 ME TOO

Confessional #25783750
#25783750

My DH and I have become just roommates. I am okay with that. I don't feel obligated to have sex with him anymore.

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51 HUGS
43 ME TOO

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