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Friends wife just died. He didn't have the $ to bury her. We gave him what he needed to take care of it. You shouldn't have to worry about paying for arrangements. RIP our friend.

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7 HUGS
0 ME TOO

I love committing random acts of kindness anonymously. It means more to be unknown.

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3 HUGS
2 ME TOO

I love my mixed race dds curly hair BUT this straight haired momma is OVER combing out the tangles!

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1 ME TOO

I refuse to order a Little Caesar's extramostbestest pizza because the name of it is so fucking stupid. Is a 4yo running the marketing department?

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1 HUGS
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My Grandmother died in 2011 and her number is still in my phone. I can’t bring myself to delete it.

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1 ME TOO

I wish I were able to just find a guy to hook up with or even just sent flirty texts to. I’m lonely and want a distraction and attention, but I always get too emotionally attached and wind up getting hurt.

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1 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Sometimes when I'm done having sex I'll bend over and make him do me doggy because I know he'll finish quick.

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I'm encouraged to do self care. When I do it, I am accused of being selfish and heartless. I want to run away and disappear forever.

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2 ME TOO


I'm so fucking sick and tired of having kids and I feel like this every goddamn day.

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My boyfriend forgot my birthday. Said he would make it up to me. More than a month later and still nothing. I feel completely unimportant. I just wanted to feel special for one damn day.

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0 ME TOO

This is the first year I’ve gotten my act together enough to schedule family photos...and I want to cancel them because I stopped nursing and gained THIRTY POUNDS. WTF body?!? I don’t want to document this for the universe

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0 ME TOO

Marriage is nothing like I had imagined. Maybe that’s my fault, maybe my expectations were unrealistic. Either way, I’ve put in way more than I’ve ever gotten back and it is in no way worth it. I want out.

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25 HUGS
18 ME TOO


Hate when asked to babysit and then they pick them up an hour or more late. We swap care so no charge but it is rude.

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21 HUGS
6 ME TOO

SIL sent us $$ to buy presents for the kids- told us to wrap them too! Bought myself ice skates and took the kids skating instead. Win-win. Don’t give me another damn chore!

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0 ME TOO

I hope he is happy in his sexless relationship

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10 HUGS
7 ME TOO

I got bubble bath for xmas. Haven't had a bath in 20 years. Feels great to know how well my family know me

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19 HUGS
2 ME TOO


I’m so tired of playing with DS5 I keep trying to get him to watch tv or play a game on his device. I suck as a mom.

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13 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Wonder how long it will take for him to stary looking outside his precious relationship for sex since his girlfriend hasn't had sex with him in almost 2 years.

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9 HUGS
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My MILs bday is in 2 days. I'm not going to remind H. Wonder if he'll remember on his own.

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6 HUGS
3 ME TOO

My divorce and getting my daughter and life back up

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14 HUGS
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In reality my fwb is my total opposite and kinda repulses me with things he believes. But fuck if that man can’t bring me to my knees with a single kiss and do things that leave me a quivering puddle.

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4 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I'm not in love with my husband anymore. He's too selfish. I'm still infatuated with a guy who lives the life I really wanted but he didn't want anything to do with me. Pathetic.

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9 ME TOO

I thought I’d be happier in life after leaving my abusive 20+ yr marriage 3 years ago. Instead Ive sometimes just wished to be dead so I wouldnt be such a burden on my family. Im even sadder & lonelier & failing life as an almost 50 yr old single mom.

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I’m always the “relationship material” woman that guys want to take it slow with. That can be really sweet, but sometimes I just want some hot, noncommittal sex!

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11 HUGS
9 ME TOO


Dear ex coworker, It's been 4 months since your "transfer" & everyone is doing great. Productivity & morale are up. Stress is down. But you go right ahead & keep thinking that this place couldn't survive without you. Signed, Glad you're gone.

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7 HUGS
5 ME TOO

It's funny, but I don't feel bad anymore if I don't know about some trend. Most people in their 30s and 40s don't know about it unless some kid is telling us. Makes me feel like maybe if the people with the money don't know about it, it's not important

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9 ME TOO

When my husband cooks dinner he has to pretend that he has his own cooking show. It’s so annoying!

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9 HUGS
1 ME TOO

My HS performed active shooter drills where we would practice going out the window or out of the building running to the safety of behind the buses one by one. There were 2000 kids in that building. This was 2003.

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3 ME TOO


I know it's trendy to talk about how proud you are that your mom "worked". But I'm incredibly proud of my mom who stayed home with us. She did a great job and now she cares for my DC. I can't admit this at work bc the other working moms take it personally

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15 ME TOO

I absolutely hate Christmas. I go out of my way to find great gifts for everyone and even when I outright tell my family what i want, they give me last minute cheap drug store crap, if they get me anything at all. So over being disappointed by them

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46 HUGS
28 ME TOO

Mom is mad because I don’t want to bring my kids around my sister-who she had to threaten to call the cops on in front of my kids because she was threatening violence on another sister. But it’s all my fault?

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0 ME TOO

I think if I won the lottery, the first thing I’d do is buy all those things I keep leaving in the “save for later” section of my amazon and target carts. Then I’d think about the practical stuff.

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1 HUGS
26 ME TOO


I am a big cheater. Now I’ll give you a blowjob for 10$ and 10 blowjobs per month for 80$

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25 HUGS
0 ME TOO

We've been together a decade. I'm 100% over marriage and men. Every year, H gets lazier, fatter, more stupid, more selfish. Every day he does 100 little thoughtless things that prove I'm not in his thoughts unless he wants something. I. Am, Out.

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45 HUGS
21 ME TOO

Told H how I was feeling about something. His response? “I’m going to go play a video game.” I see absolutely no upside to being married to this man-child. I’m so over it.

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44 HUGS
12 ME TOO

We didn’t want another child. We didn’t tell anyone I was pregnant again. So why am I so heartbroken that I miscarried this morning?

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118 HUGS
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I’m currently miscarrying my baby. While at work (in a church). No one knew about this pregnancy and I’m just pretending all is okay.

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1 ME TOO

When my kids ask to have friends over I only say yes when the friend in question is quiet and well behaved. Pretty sure I'm not the only one because my quiet DD gets a lot of playdate invites but my loud+ wild DS not so much.

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15 HUGS
17 ME TOO

I married a loser

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33 HUGS
19 ME TOO

H, (currently unemployed) just made ME get up with DS (it's 3 a.m.) here, when I have to be up for work at 6 in the morning. Every day, I'm thinking of less reasons why I should be with him anymore.

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87 HUGS
11 ME TOO

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