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Bf is married.. polyamorous. I love that we can be casual no real commitment and just fuck our brains out and he can get the home life he needs from his wife, who is getting her needs met from her bf. I been in a relationship like this a long time ago.

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DH works is the oil field. His company includes losing a life in every job they bid. And he wonders why I get so nervous if I don't hear from him during the day. His job will be the death of me.

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I lied to everyone by saying I got fit to be healthy. Nope. I got fit so my breasts would be perky again and I could have sex or at the very least, grind against a cock. So far, my plan is working but I can't tell anyone. Oh fucking well.

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Just found out my son had a bully. When I mean had because I don't think he will be messing with my son after what went down

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36 weeks pregnant & just had a MAJOR falling out with my mom. Ironically it has brought me so much relief. Knowing I don’t have to have her around during postpartum, feels like a gift.

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I am so tired of DH leaving his dirty chonies around the house like the hamper is in the bathroom, do you think I like picking up your dirty chonies? Next time you leave the chonies around the house, all of them are going in the trash.

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So my husband said he wont get a vasectomy because my damn mother in law said for him to rethink it. Screw this made an appointment to get my tubes tied. I'll take one for the team hasn't been the first time.

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When did my 11 year old turn into such an asshole. Lucky I dont believe in child abuse because your ass would of been purple.

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So I work 3 twelve hours night shifts (friday, Saturday, sunday) usually get off Monday morning and wake up the kids. Don't care how they look they look as long as they get the heck out of the house so I can sleep. #momneedtosleeptoo

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Just had my annual crying orgasm. Where the multiple orgasms were just too much. It was magnificent. Wish they were quarterly.

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SD is a total embarrassment, I despise having to go places with her. Took her to the movies & she dressed up like a lady bug- for no fucking reason. Did I mention she's 27 years old?!? No job, no life, lives in her moms basement. Total failure to launch.

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I get off on porn that reminds me of how exh used to fuck me.

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I want to revenge cheat so bad after finding out about my fiancé cheating 3 weeks before wedding... why do I have a guilty conscious just for THINKING it- he had a whole RELATIONSHIP. I’m such a puss

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I love my dog more than my DH because she doesn’t ignore me for screen time.

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Just looked through 2 years of really old photos and my husband looks on them fondly. I just remember how miserable I was.

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I've stopped trying to come up with a good response for the times when my husband is mad and yelling at me. Literally nothing I say or do is going to make things better, and most of what I say or do usually makes it worse, including saying/doing nothing.

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I just realized DH and his ex are Ross and Rachel. Unbearable narcissistic crazy people who make everyone around them miserable with their drama. But neither is as good looking. DHs sister is even a non successful fat Monica. I need help here.

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I just learned that my DD24 throws my 9 month old grandson's clothes away when he gets poop or food stains on them. I'm glad she has money to burn. Back in my day, I had to wash & reuse things. ((Giant eyeroll))

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My kids bring out the worst in me. They bring out the best in me, too.

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It drives me insane when DH eats off of my plate. DC I expect that and don't mind much but DH? OMG. You say youre not hungry but eat mine? Even if there is plenty of the SAME FOOD in the kitchen? Bigger hills to die on but DRIVES ME BANANAS

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Estranged from my mom for over 30 years. She's in her 90's now and has dementia. Wish I could go back in time and change things...I miss having a mom in my life. Thank God I have a wonderful MIL.

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DD10 is developing. Very tall and doesn't fit into girls clothes anymore, but juniors and womens clothes hang on her bc she doesn't have a figure yet and they are too old for her. I wish she could fit into sparkly tees for a bit longer.

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had a fling at work.he had a fling with someone else at work too.i didn't know. he quit so he could date her.i found out.i had to see that bitch everyday.killed me.she was useless gave her notice then changed her mind.work didn't take her back.LMFAO bliss

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I want to have sex with two sexy men who will treat me as their cum whore. Signed: Married SAHM of 4.

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Being a parent is miserable because my husband works 60 hours a week, but he makes really good money so there’s that .....

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DH said his life wouldn't change that much if I worked FT. I told him he would have to figure out childcare for our 3 yo and baby or quit his job. And do everything else. He doesn't even MANAGE the lawn guy. I do. He stood there mouth agape like a trout.

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DH is so busy playing dad to his sister that he doesn’t think how it harms me or his actual daughter. Your sister is grown with a kid of her own. If I had known he’d still be doing this shit, I wouldn’t have married him.

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I'm staying with my abusive DH Because I'm scared to be alone.

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I cannot wait until the gender reveal party trend is OVER.

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I feel like I’m the worst mom ever...

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My online friend from abroad wants to visit, and I don’t know how to tell her no fucking way. It’s one thing to be friends online, when I can put in the time and energy when I want to. It’s another to be stuck with her for 2 weeks.

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Every day I pray that my refrigerator explodes so that my husband will let me buy a new one. That’s the only way I will ever get him to replace it.

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Dd3 has crazy and I mean crazy temper tantrums before bed. SO comforts the crazy the whole time, I dont know whether to be amazed by him or tell him to GTfO so we dont coddle this insanity.

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I hate looking at my friends’ pictures of herself and her family. She must have her phone in her hand 24/7, snapping selfies all day and night long.

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It’s my birthday, not that anyone cares. That’s what happens when you grow up with your family in a cult. I wonder what it’s like to have people care about your birthday. . .

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SAHM's feelings don't matter so that equals a depressed mother. I'm sorry to my babies.

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The 1st guy I opened up to ghosted me after I told him things I never told anyone else. A few weeks later (& many tears) I met the man who is going to become my husband in 3 days. It's amazing how the universe works. Thanks for breaking my heart, dude...

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Im exhausted and tired of being touched

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I’ve always had bad tummy issues. I know my SO is the one for me because he literally cheers me on when I excuse myself to the ladies room with a hardy ‘go team!’ It’s annoyingly adorable.

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Children are the most amazing creatures that push you to every limit of your patience and then somehow make YOU feel guilty for days after you finally snap

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