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My pants fell down today. I'm not complaining - it means my diet's working.

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2 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Wow a bid D really feels amazing! Too bad I had to cheat to get it but glad I got to try it in my life!

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8 HUGS
2 ME TOO

DS17 mouths off to me, and then is surprised when I refuse his request to borrow the car. Great - so he's not just disrespectful, he's stupid too.

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19 HUGS
5 ME TOO

H had the fucking gall to ask me how much $ the stepkids (his bio) will get from my life insurance policy. Well I dunno. About the same amount of $ that my kids will get from your ex wife's life insurance, I suppose.

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14 HUGS
1 ME TOO


I am facing my own mortality - and I'm fucking terrified.

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54 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Forcing your family to live in hoard is abuse. The chaos of it all causes trauma, trauma I will deal with until I die. Thanks. Dad.

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3 ME TOO

I feel guilty for loving Amazon Prime so much, but we just moved, and I need a ton of shit, and I don't have the time to drive to the store and back. Bless Amazon! And I am sorry about all the bad things Amazon does.

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7 HUGS
21 ME TOO

H, the last thing I want after a long tiring day is to have you lie on top of me & bounce up and down for 4-5 minutes. Thanks but no thanks.

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13 HUGS
15 ME TOO


I do everything house related, all errands, handle everyone’s schedule, keep up with the yard, schedule all appointments, cook dinner every day, etc. and take care of DD. H wants me to add a full time job to the mix. Fuck no. Men are absurd.

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16 HUGS
9 ME TOO

You know what my favorite part of being estranged from my mother is? No longer having to paste on a fake smile & pretend that I approve of her shitty choices.

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6 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Just screamed at 3 yr old for screaming and not sitting still for haircut. Now I feel like shit

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2 ME TOO

If i want a relaxing day I have sex the day before or morning of to get it out of the way to not be bothered.

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5 HUGS
7 ME TOO


H, are you seriously angry with me for being angry with you for being sexually inappropriate with other females? If I looked up "entitlement" in the dictionary, your picture would be next to the word. You had best humble up, you obtuse asshole.

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42 HUGS
2 ME TOO

My husband never gave me an orgasm! I been faking it during our whole relationship.he makes me feel nothing compared Or even close to What my little vibrating friend gives me. His penis is small,thin and he lasts two minutes.ugh

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33 HUGS
11 ME TOO

Anti-depression meds are making me lose weight but I'm super unhorny. I don't know if I would rather have sex with my DH or continue losing weight. Down 10 lbs in 3 weeks and I feel great, but I would love to still enjoy sex once in a while.

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1 ME TOO

DH sells weed on the side. It pays for groceries, house extras and a kick ass holiday season for our kiddos.

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7 HUGS
2 ME TOO


I’m addicted to Lorna Doone shortbread cookies.

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6 HUGS
2 ME TOO

My body REALLY misses my AP but now that I’ve come to realize who he truly is my mind says stay away, shouldn’t be with him anyway but damn do I want that fabulous cock

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11 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Sat in a fast food restaurant last night for an hour waiting for traffic to clear. They were playing a 70's/disco radio station. By the time I left, I had a strange urge to wear polyester bell-bottom pants and platform shoes.

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2 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I have a cancer gene, so 50% chance DS22 has it and, if he does, 50% chance of passing it to a kid. Told him if he proposes to his GF w/o telling her, I will. I'll be thrilled if they marry, but this is something she deserves to know before deciding.

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23 HUGS
0 ME TOO


I am cordial & polite to my stepkids. I offer them food & drink when they are in my home, and am engaging & kind. But, at the end of the day, I honestly don't give 2 shits about the kids my H had with another woman.

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19 HUGS
18 ME TOO

I sign every petition that comes in my newsfeed for animal abuses- starving polar bears, wild horse slaughters, elephant torture- with tears streaming down my face. Animals are constant victims of capitalist greed and human ugliness. It breaks my heart.

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28 HUGS
30 ME TOO

Why can't I get out of bed? I'm failing everyone.

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30 HUGS
10 ME TOO

I often think about kissing people I am talking to. Everyone actually.

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9 HUGS
10 ME TOO


My biological father is trying to reach out 49 years after he left me behind to be raised by a mentally incompetent woman & a stepfather who hated me simply because I existed. I have nothing to say to this man & I wish he would just leave me TF alone.

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50 HUGS
0 ME TOO

I feel absolute rage when one toddler naps and the other doesn't. Stop being so fucking difficult and leave me alone, for fuck's sake! She's been impossible since the day she was born.

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33 HUGS
8 ME TOO

He left me for a week this time to "figure" things out. No calls or text. I moved out and cleaned out the savings. I'm done playing his games and being manipulated. I deserve better.

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32 HUGS
0 ME TOO

I am so unhappy. I’m not sure I can go through with my wedding. He’s so self centred.

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1 ME TOO


I’m depressed. It hasn’t been this bad in a long time. I feel ashamed and afraid that I’m not being who I need to be for everyone and that I’ll never be happy again.

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14 ME TOO

People say O.D.D . isn't caused by parenting, but H and I were never on the same page about parenting decisions so that must have contributed to it. DH is authoritarian and screams a lot, I am empathetic and comfort a lot, and together we failed our son.

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33 HUGS
5 ME TOO

I truly HATE my job/ working. Everything at home is going to shit bc Im too busy. I need a year off to get my house in order & my mental and emotional health in order. Ive been on the verge of losing it for awhile now. He needs to provide, not me for once

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33 HUGS
11 ME TOO

I wish I was the person and had the life everyone thinks I have. Instead I am bipolar, in massive debt and haven't had sex in 2 months. Plus you know all of his affairs and how he is abusive.

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32 HUGS
4 ME TOO


DD3's "threenager" attitude and testing boundaries coupled with DS15months whining/fussing/crying all day, every day, is enough to make me resent giving up everything to stay home w them. I'm barely keeping my head above water at this point. Hate it

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34 HUGS
6 ME TOO

I have an affair partner for 3 years. We are both married with kids. No long term commitment, just friendship and occasional sex. Works great for both of us.

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15 HUGS
9 ME TOO

DH was mean to me last night so today I'm not cooking him anything or doing his laundry or attending to any of his wishes. Take me for granted again Mothereffer, I dare you.

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21 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Ew. DD's girl scout leader is a smoker. Not really the kind of person I want influencing my child. Now I have to find a new troop for her which SUCKS because this one was so convenient.

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37 HUGS
0 ME TOO


I have a mouth like a sailer and I don't filter it around my kids.

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10 HUGS
65 ME TOO

My DS2 randonly screams OW! when he doesn't like something I've done or told him. It is quite embarrassing at times.

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28 HUGS
3 ME TOO

On paper, H and I should be saving $1000/ month. In reality, we're not. So where is that money going?

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29 HUGS
43 ME TOO

I feel bad when I I hear of other SAHMs having breakdowns but it also makes me feel better. The cycle of a SAHM , doing great , loneliness, feeling inadequate, weight on our shoulders and the constant going is a crazy feeling. Glad I'm not alone.

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33 HUGS
36 ME TOO

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