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Apparently my "gaydar" is off b/c the guy who I thought was cute but gay just asked me out to drinks & told me he wants to fuck me. We've been talking for a while & I thought he was gay the entire time. Nope. Straight as can be. I'm giddy lol.

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7 HUGS
0 ME TOO

I haven’t had sex with my husband in 5 years. We pretend to be a happy family (and mostly do have fun with the kids) but we have no relationship at all when it’s just the 2 of us :(

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36 HUGS
9 ME TOO

He only wanted something casual but I wanted more so I moved on. Now he says he wants more but his actions are still implying he doesn't. I wish he would just grow up and figure out what the fuck he wants. I already have one foot out the door.

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12 HUGS
2 ME TOO

My mother was a prostitute.

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1 ME TOO


DH came home a few hours late from work. He was upset that I wasn't worried & didn't call him to find out why. I said it was because I was busy & lost track of time. Actually, it's because I didn't care & was relishing my time alone.

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18 HUGS
8 ME TOO

"I hate when guys try to spoon in the middle of the night, like the fuck if you want to spoon do it while I'm awake, not asleep sleep is my time not his."

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15 HUGS
16 ME TOO

I think a lot of people are too quick to claim disrespect. Especially when respect needs to go both ways.

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9 HUGS
34 ME TOO

I told someone a truth about me personally that involved someone else. Someone she knows is untruthful. She asked him about it, he denied it. Then she asked me why I lied to her. I am so hurt.

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32 HUGS
2 ME TOO


When my DH is ignoring my texts (and he’s not at work), I’ll push the “find my iPhone” beep so he has to look at his phone.

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7 HUGS
1 ME TOO

We have nothing in common except sex. I’m perfectly ok with that since it’s all we do, just with his dick was as good as his tongue.

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14 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Today I just learned that my 4 year old son is completely color blind, this makes me sad that he will never know the beauty of a rainbow.

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1 ME TOO

I’ve been trying to ignore him because of how awfully he’s treated me. Tonight he messages that he’s struggling with something, I try to be supportive and now no reply. Well that was your last chance buddy, so long

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22 HUGS
1 ME TOO


I've been trying to move on from my last broken relationship by sexting everyone but it seems that I actually have to mourn it first before I can. Slowing down and writing about it made me realized how much of "me" I have let go. I feel lost and sad.

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27 HUGS
2 ME TOO

H touching me makes my skin crawl

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23 HUGS
22 ME TOO

Never fails: every time I paint my nails, I immediately have to pee.

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9 HUGS
18 ME TOO

I was all for living off-grid in theory, but now that there's property with a beautiful off-grid home for sale, within our budget, I'm scared. I honestly don't know if I can do without electricity, wifi, etc. I didn't expect H to call my bluff. Fuck.

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30 HUGS
0 ME TOO


My mom is dying and I’m pissed about it.

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64 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I hold on my farts around husband or slowly poof them out quietly. I like to let them roar but don't want him to hear.

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13 HUGS
23 ME TOO

Very salty when my husband can basically do anything whilst I am home with the kids and nursing a baby. Ugh.

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31 HUGS
14 ME TOO

I wanted to be married for as long as I can remember. Ten years in, I just want to be done. It’s so stifling and not worth it. Can’t imagine ever doing it again.

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25 HUGS
20 ME TOO


I can’t get out of my own way.

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41 HUGS
46 ME TOO

I think of myself as pretty progressive and woke, but I just went to add a book about a transgendered child to DD7's wish list and stopped short because what if it makes her want to become trans. EXCEPT THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS & I feel like an ass now.

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55 HUGS
10 ME TOO

I know Hilaria Baldwin says she talks about her miscarriages to end the stigma around the topic but I'm pretty sure she uses it boost her own fame. It's one thing to bring awareness, it's another to document the whole process for your own gain.

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21 HUGS
39 ME TOO

The only way I can do my nails is if I use those quick dry nail polishes.

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9 HUGS
23 ME TOO


It's not even 730 , everyone is asleep. Vodka , apple cider and trash TV. While I clean of course , because that shit never stops. Always something to organize... right?!

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29 HUGS
18 ME TOO

If my teenage daughter spoke to me disrespectfully, I’d leave my handprint in her face.

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19 HUGS
16 ME TOO

I think I'm beautiful and sexy. I sometimes remember I'm fat, gray haired and almost 50 and so probably not everybody else does. Their loss.

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31 HUGS
13 ME TOO

I’ve agreed to be on a podcast about cheating.

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19 HUGS
1 ME TOO


I don't care about having a clean house anymore. I'm tired of being the only one cleaning it and it only lasting a few days at most. I didn't get married just to become a free live-in maid.

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40 HUGS
47 ME TOO

I quit drinking. Two botles of red a night to zero. I'm a total badass and I'm really proud of myself. But because I was really, really good at keeping my shit together, no one knows.

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68 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Seeing DD8 cry about the mean girls makes me cry, I remember how it felt to just want to fit in. Still feel that way, ‘cause mean girls grow up to be mean women. Teach your kids to be inclusive and kind! It makes such a difference!

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72 HUGS
23 ME TOO

I don't plan in ever going back to work... DH doesn't know though

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20 HUGS
10 ME TOO


I really wish my husband was James Fraser from Outlander. Perfect fucking man he is. I've got a good husband but I'd fucking kill to have a man like that.

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13 HUGS
32 ME TOO

Why am I always the one who has to sacrifice?

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41 HUGS
80 ME TOO

I never brush my hair. I comb it with a wide tooth comb when its wet and that's it. I don't even own a brush.

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10 HUGS
52 ME TOO

I have $3.08 in my checking account

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125 HUGS
44 ME TOO


I started complaining about Netflix prices going up, and DD14 told me to check my upper white trash privilege. I stood there stunned. Couldn't be pissed cause she wasn't wrong.

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23 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Finally buying my clit sucking vibe today!!!!!! Can't wait, and hope I can still walk tomorrow!!!!

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7 HUGS
4 ME TOO

My son's doctor is too charismatic, it makes me uncomfortable because I can't match that level of charm unless I'm trying to sleep with the other person. He has def found his life calling he is that good so that also makes me off kilter.

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17 HUGS
4 ME TOO

I thought nothing would ever get my attention more quickly than DW saying "I'm pregnant". It's still tops, but I just found out that my doctor saying "The follow-up test was abnormal too. You need to see an interventional cardiologist" runs a close 2nd.

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2 ME TOO

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