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I am so over my coworker complaining about her life and threatening to quit her job because she's so overwhelmed. Bitch it must be nice to financially have that option, so stop whining to me about it because I'd LOVE to have that ability.

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I hate the 4 door mustang.

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I say I want to get over him, but I don’t think I do. Even if I truly wanted to, I doubt I’d ever be able to get over him. If I tried to it would mean I’m giving up hope that maybe someday we can be together. Maybe I’m being delusional but IDGAF!

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My 4 year old daughter keeps asking to count the money from her piggy bank and I keep having to tell her no because I borrowed all of her money months ago and haven't been able to put it back yet...I feel like a horrible mom :(

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High school sports in general, are bullshit.

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I hate football.

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I confess that I love being able to carry around my tablet while watching the Trump impeachment hearing inquiries...or any show, for that matter.

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I have a crush on an 18 year old...I'm 32...I'll never make a move on him...but he is incredibly attractive I can't stop looking. Today all I wanted to do was run my fingers through his hair. I feel like a dirty old lady

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I'm terrified to become a mother because I think I'll resent my child.

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Im happily married and wildly in love with wonderful man, our sex life is amazing and he's the best dad to our little one....so why can't I stop thinking about another man?

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6 ME TOO

Can't tell anyone irl, but I can say it here: at the ripe ole age of 35 I have finally, officially had the kind of hot sex I've always imagined- in a 3way with my sexy as hell DH and my impossibly hot 24yo boy toy who lives down the street.

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My friend has to sleep with her money, weed, cigarettes, and car keys under her pillow because she doesn't trust her teenagers. They steal from her constantly. K. I'll stop complaining about my kids now.

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H’s snoring aggravates me to no end. If I could get away with smothering him in his sleep, I absolutely would.

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I've always had a low-key crush on Helena Bonham Carter.

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I'm pretty sure I have some sort of PMS disorder. I feel like such shit every month and my periods last for 2 weeks and are very painful. It has finally broken me this morning. I can't put up with this for 20 to 30 more years....

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My life is an empty void.

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It's weird to think that one night would change everything but it did. While it didn't last b/c he didn't want to commit, I'm glad I figured out what I wanted in my next partner. I'm able to shut this chapter of my life on a good note and focus on me.

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The threatening of no Thanksgiving Caused complete panic. He's cleaning the yard as we speak and I'm about to make a mimosa.

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H is awful. He has ruined me and is on track to ruin our sweet children. I hate him so much and can't stand to be around him. It breaks my heart and I wish I could take the kid and leave his stupid ass.

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I try not to do it too often so I'm not annoying, but sometimes I make sure to let people know what a great guy DH is. Everyone. Repeat, EVERYONE, needs to know that you're proud of them and they're doing a good job. Don't save that just for the kids.

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In a couple of day, I’m leaving my husband and two beautiful kids. I’m worth more than the emotional abuse.

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I just donated $1500 to my local drive for underprivileged kids so they can have something for Christmas.

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It has been a weird week, Someone died in frount of me on Monday, I shit myself randomly on Tuesday...Wonder what Wednesday will bring.....

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I think she still longs for the fantasy relationship she thought she would have had with him. I think it’s funny and it serves her right that she is tortured by it. He’s a DICK who pretends to be amazing. She thinks he was her soulmate. Stupid woman

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I love everything Christmas. The trees, lights, decorations, songs, gifts, cheesy movies, all of it. I'm atheist and haven't believed in god or religion in a little under 20 years but I still celebrate the fuck outta Christmas.

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35 ME TOO

MIL should be in a home. It would kill her, but DH caring for her 24/7 and has no job is killing him and our marriage. Shame on her for guilting him into it.

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Parents said if I brought my 2 month old here for a week they’d help me and it’d be like a relaxing vacation. So far she cries when anyone tried to hold her and is attached to my hip 24/7 with no hubby here to help. So exhausted.

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When she was sick, I refused to take care of my mom. Because. She'd've thrown me away, if she'd gotten away with it. She never took care of me when I needed her. That's what happens when you coddle your Golden Children, + treat your Scapegoat like shit.

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Dog growled at then nipped baby on face, broke skin. Right after I told husband via FaceTime (am on work trip) that dog needed space & was rebuffed. I am the MFing breadwinner but feel am failure. I wasn’t there. Didn’t pick fight. Failed baby, failed dog

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I wish my husband would get cancer again and die. He’s a horrible person

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Small town high school football coaches are generally shitty men who peaked in high school. Teaching players to exclude others, pumping some kids up so high and helping them to knock others down - I’m sure your mothers are proud.

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Taking a big family beach vacation this winter. Spending extra time in the gym to look better in a bathing suit than my younger sister. How petty is that.

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My daughter’s teacher is kind of a bitch.

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I'm annoyed that H's stroke rehab & recovery is going to inconvenience me. I am a narcissistic shit and a terrible wife.

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My mother has been smoking crackpipes if she thinks for one minute that I'm lifting a finger to help her when she's old. That new family of her's that she chucked me aside for can deal with that bullshit. Hope they enjoy it :)

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I think I could write a really great book. But it’s scary to think I could be judged by my family.

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I want to die so bad. In a loveless, emotionless, dead marriage. My two kids are the loves of my life, I’d never leave them. I still want to die.

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I snapped at DH tonight. He'd complained about being in a meeting with his female bosses, spoken up, was ignored, and had one of his bosses repeat what he'd said w/o credit. Implying, that happens to everyone, get over it. Thanks for the support, pal.

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I really don't support marijuana legalization, but there is a BIG problem when people are spending life in prison for weed while there are sex offenders, rapists, and child molesters walking free with barely a slap on the wrist. NOT right

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I want to be a mother - and I am a teacher. With all of the events and devastating tragedy that has gone on in southern California recently I find myself doubting, truly doubting if I can do both. I feel like I have to choose one over the other...

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