CONFESSIONAL

I cannot believe how much nicer everyone is to me when I'm thin. How I seem to be more worthy of love from men too. It's bulllll shit. I'm the exact same person either way. Same soul. Fuck all ya'll

I have a huge crush on Kevin Jonas. I’m a 40yo mom.

I wish people would take even half as seriously and place even half as much effort into preventing emotional affairs as they do physical sexual affairs.

I need a man that will spank me hard and then make love to me.

Craving sex... but married and can't stand husband. Sad that I am in a sexless and loveless marriage.

I fucking HATE my daughter’s childish, high strung jerk of a boyfriend.

MIL, you've told me numerous times that you didn't get a Mothers Day card this year. You keep telling ME. Try telling your SON!

In 15 years with my family, I’ve cried at least once on every single vacation. And yet, I keep planning them!

Sometimes I just want to shake my husband and tell him to grow up and deal with his shit and stop only thinking about himself and how he feels and how everything sucks and instead just DO something!

DH got a new better paying, but less flexible job. Leaving most of the daily house/kid responsibilities to me. Fine. But he has stopped doing ANYTHING to help during the week. What the actual fuck??

My grandson is an old soul. He is so awesome!

He wants to start having sex. I'm not that keen on him, but he keeps popping up & the idea of sex is tempting. I told him over email that I have herpes. It's been 3 days. No response. Job done! Sometimes I love my herpes. Great way to spot the douchebags.

Talking about dentists got my 60'ish coworker reminiscing about the "absolutely gorgeous" dentist she had in her 20's. Despite my warnings, she looked up a current picture of him. He's now fat and bald. You could almost literally hear her bubble burst.

Sitting out on the deck yesterday with DH- he slowly and seductively took his cock out of his shorts. Haven't stopped squirming at the thought of it, since.

Have to tell my h tonight that I messed up yet again. I'm not sure how much more he can take. I've already put him through so much. Never cheated or anything like that. But somehow this is worse. Got a new gun on Saturday...tempted to use it on myself

How in the hell do you people make food prep work? I want to do it so badly but I already know if I prep it 3DC will have ALL of it gone in 2 days

I work in high stress, ruthless industry. I don't want to do it anymore. I want to focus on my family and myself, but my husband is treating me like I'll be a failure if I back out. I've been doing it for 5 years and I hate it. Hate my H too.

I pee in the shower.

I feel so offended about the things going around about how mental health is a huge problem in these shootings. But on the other hand, I'm bipolar and I wouldn't let me have a gun.

A year ago, I met my soulmate...he's not my husband.

I just learned that most of what I was doing in high school falls under the category of “statutory rape”. What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?

I want to LOSE weight. I want to wear LOOSE clothing. There.

If I had known he would require THIS much mental health care, I never would've married him.

I think it’s bullshit that I have to devote half of my life to meal planning food prep and cooking for a family of 5 while DH just goes to work and comes home. I work FT too

Found out we will be without healthcare until 3020. Idk what I'm supposed to do now. So stressed

STBX SIL acted creepy with my H, throughout her brief marriage w/ BIL. Now, a bit stalky w/other ILs. Always thought that bitch was a bunny boiler. I'd have been a troublemaker if I said so. That's rich, tho. In this case, vindication isn't a good feeling

I seen my husband cheat on me with another woman but haven’t got the guts to tell him and let him now how much it’s killing me.

I have one DS3.5 My house is constantly dirty, constantly trashed. It is SO as much as it is DS, and it makes me absolutely APESHIT. Been together 14 years... that a mess makes me anxious and crabby is NO FUCKING SURPRISE TO ANYONE.

I swear MIL entire life's purpose is to be a giant PITA. Moving closer to us & instead moving in a wknd like normal ppl, she's been moving for 7 months & expects us to drop everything and haul shit up help every wknd.

I feel "off" lately. Bored, but anxious. Busy, but unproductive. Worried about everything and nothing. I'm not at peace.

My kids have closed themselves in the bedroom to play so the cat doesn’t bother them. I effing love that cat right now...

Im not ready for summer to end yet. My kids have finally adjusted to the change in schedule and it’s just getting fun. We get a measly 2 weeks of awesome before school and the hell of readjusting the schedule again!

I gained 3 lbs in constipated shit this month while PMSing, then the heavy bleeding starts and I drop 5lbs from the period poops and bloating going down. Fuck menstruation, is it menopause yet?

I'm SUCH a hermit! I bail on outings and never want to leave my house to socialize. I worry about the impact this will have on me as I age. Is this going to mess me up someday?

I don't let it show but it breaks my heart when I hear of an engagement announcement. Why do we still willingly sign up for this life? Why do we women keep doing this to ourselves? When will we learn that marriage isn't for our benefit but for theirs?

Monday morning with no hangover...I could get used to this.

I am 1000% certain I would brutally murder anyone that sexually abused either of my daughters.

more than anything, i just want a hug.

I struggle with terrible depression and anxiety. Therapy hasn't helped, medications haven't helped, and self-help hasn't helped. I think I am a lost cause.

First day of school in a new town. Looks like I'll be the ostracized mom. Shocker. Do these bitches ever come up with a new game?