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My divorce will be final this week. I have been praying for this for so long and I can’t believe I finally had the courage to do it. I have been married to a complete narcissistic asshole for many many years. I am going to find peace and love!

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19 HUGS
4 ME TOO

I know I should...but I don’t have the guts to end this relationship. I’ve ended 2 marriages. There have been so many things I could’ve called him out on. When did I turn into such a weak human being?

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3 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I’ve been known to scratch my itchy asshole with bobby pins.

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3 HUGS
0 ME TOO

DH finally got me a dishwasher after listening to me complain for 4 years. #happywife,happylife

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3 HUGS
1 ME TOO


I hope all parents who buy slime as party favors fall off the nearest cliff.

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3 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Tired of waiting for this perfect storm of his ideal mood, schedule, stress level, and work load before he'll see me. Bottom line is, if he wanted to see me more, he would.

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3 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Bought a bunch of sephora nail polish... $10 for 10 polishes.. Dont care if they are last season... Thats cheap... I budget everything even nail polish...

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5 HUGS
2 ME TOO

My ex-husband is a veteran. He's also an abusive sack of shit. Happy veterans day except to him. He can go fuck himself.

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6 HUGS
0 ME TOO


Despite trying so hard everyday as a stay at home mom, I often feel like I’m failing my kids in some way and am not giving them what they need. Am I ever going to be a good enough mom for them?

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40 HUGS
28 ME TOO

I love DH’s beard. I rub his face like he’s a kitten.

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7 HUGS
10 ME TOO

Don’t marry someone with a narcissist parent! I just found out that my MIL has been telling my DC (behind my back) that I’m a bad mom and that I don’t take good enough care of them. I can’t believe the brainwashing of my very young DC

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46 HUGS
1 ME TOO

So AP left visible bruises and bite marks. Think h noticed? Ha! I’d have to be in h’s mirror for him to pay attention

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15 HUGS
2 ME TOO


1st snow of the season. Beautiful but i hate driving in it

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12 HUGS
24 ME TOO

IMO, if men truly romanced women & freely gave their attention & affection, the women would give the men more sex than they knew what to do with. But a woman freely giving a man amazing sex will gain her absolutely nothing from him, he’ll just take.

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11 HUGS
26 ME TOO

I wish Jonathan from the fab 5 was my bestie

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6 HUGS
18 ME TOO

Finally decided I’m done, told H and he’s ignoring me. Can’t afford yet to move out with 2 dc. I’m acting like I’m single, too late to want to try now buddy.

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25 HUGS
5 ME TOO


Why is it so hard to just get in the shower, especially since I know it will help me feel (and smell) better!

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27 HUGS
52 ME TOO

I just ordered a tooth extraction tool kit on Amazon for $30. I will be extracting 3 of my teeth that I have been begging for help with for 4 years now. I have insurance that fully covers services but the dentist offices are shit FUCK AMERICA

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61 HUGS
3 ME TOO

DH keeps saying that I need to find a way to obtain more clients for myself. I couldn't give two fucks about work. I take care of literally everything else. He's gone 80 hours a week and we can't afford child care. How TF am I supposed to work?

5 LIKES
42 HUGS
5 ME TOO

I have been doing 10 min barre workouts every day for nearly a month. I am sore everywhere, but I plan to buy myself a present if I can do a full 30 days in a row. So close! My underwear are less tight too, so I guess I am having physical results?

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14 HUGS
1 ME TOO


My bil started dating the women he’s marrying today while he was still dating another girl....

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16 HUGS
0 ME TOO

I want to get a spanking that leaves me red, blistered, and unable to sit.

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8 HUGS
9 ME TOO

I can't talk to men who doesn't use punctuations or grammar for 90% of their texts. Or ones who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're" + "there," "their," and "they're." It drives me nuts to see "your pretty." Go back to school.

29 LIKES
9 HUGS
36 ME TOO

Christmas costs me over $1000.00 every year. I still don’t feel like what I buy makes people happy.

1 LIKES
33 HUGS
34 ME TOO


My husband wants another kid. I don't. Just the idea of another one fills me with fear and anxiety. I wish our son was enough.

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38 HUGS
10 ME TOO

Getting married next week. His family are a bunch of asshole narcissists who LOVE drama. I'm fully prepared to cancel the whole thing if any of them start anything (spoiler alert- they will).

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26 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Instead of doing something about it my H always has to tell me something is going on. The dog isn't feeling well and instead of cleaning up the mess he tells me about it. So I get up and do it. Useless

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35 HUGS
25 ME TOO

Next weekend I'm not doing anything for anybody. I'm tired of spending my days off in my car, running my 2 teens & suspended-licensed adult kid around. I love my family & am happy to help, to a point. IDC if it upsets anyone. I matter too.

45 LIKES
36 HUGS
13 ME TOO


H is an asshole! He knows I have always had self-esteem issues so why the fuck are you going to pick on me about my weight. I just lost over 40lbs and look good. OH wait, its cause I want a divorce and this is how you think you will control me. FUCK OFF!

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58 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I have a decent husband, beautiful kids, nice house, good job. Why does he entrance me so much?

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22 HUGS
22 ME TOO

The only way my husband will ever have sole custody of the kids is if i am dead and he is slowly successing regarding this since he is making my life a living hell and there is only one way out....

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27 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Fúck that shít! Tired of not having my voice heard for the sake of being nice! DONE

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29 HUGS
17 ME TOO


Next weekend, I am shutting off my phone for 2 whole days. No you can't have $20. No I won't help you move. No I won't give you a ride. No I don't have laundry quarters. No I won't babysit. Your poor planning is not my emergency. Leave me TF alone, DD23.

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28 HUGS
3 ME TOO

My adult children drain me.

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29 HUGS
9 ME TOO

My sister was 48 having sexual relations with an 18 year-old lesbian. Sick fuck.

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32 HUGS
0 ME TOO

I regret most of my life choices....

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22 HUGS
31 ME TOO


Am I a total bitch for not wanting step kids at our wedding?!? Grown adults who treat their dad like complete shit, hate me & in league with their mom to ruin our lives. I get that they will always be in our lives, but can't this day just be about us?

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28 HUGS
6 ME TOO

Lately I have heard words like VSCO, flexed and others I am not sure how to write and people acting in an incomprehensible way and I feel old and confused. I am 38.

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16 HUGS
46 ME TOO

Roseanne was the only show to understand what it's really like to struggle

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12 HUGS
18 ME TOO

I was always in a hurry to grow up and now I tell my kids and other to enjoy being a kid. Being grown up is responding to work emails with, "Thank you so much. Have a great week." while your dad is in the hospital dying.

15 LIKES
136 HUGS
32 ME TOO

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