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I'm completely obsessed with binge watching Grey's Anatomy from episode 1. WTF is happening to me?

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After talking about their own adult childrens' stellar careers, etc., I'm usually kind of embarrassed when old friends/classmates ask how my son is doing. He's made some big mistakes in life and is barely getting along. I just don't know how to respond.

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I hate what motherhood has done to me. I don't care any more, I will go to the store after rolling out of bed without a fuck to give. I don't even try any more. I was NEVER like that before kids, always took care of myself. Now I don have the fucking time

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Toy Story 4 finally came to Redbox in my small town. Picked it up thinking DC 3 and 1 would watch it with me. Ha ha ha. Didn't get to watch it cause they wouldn't shut the FUCK up.

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People that routinely run 10, 15, 20 minutes late enrage me. Start getting ready earlier, leave your house earlier, it is not brain surgery.

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Oh thank god. I’m not expecting an unplanned child.

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Stepson,22, is the epitome of Odepius complex. Google that one, folks.

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I've seen a variety of alternative practitioners. Acupuncture, supplements, essential oils, diets, NONE of it has done anything to help me AT ALL.

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Neighbor's lawn guys, I swear to Almight God, if you tear up our yard one more time with your shitty lawn tractor I'm going to punch you multiple times in the face!!!

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Dh is always mad at me. I think he's looking forward to me failing so he can throw it in my face. Sad part is , he's right about me. I'm a total failure at everything

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In my new position I get to help hire people. I look for moms who need jobs when I review people.

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I'm not the cheating type, but I'm sick of badgering DH for sex, going on several years now. If you don't want to sex me I know several who do.

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I was groped in a small, crowded dimly lit concert venue by a stranger. I hate to say it but I kinda liked it.

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Had a 3 day getaway this past weekend with DH, left the kids with grandparents. Didn't feel guilty or miss them. Even felt like 3 days was not enough time away from them

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Good thing I was able to nap today ....they wouldn't have made it.

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He thinks I am going to wait around another 6 months for you to change and figure it out!! Why so you can start your bullshit in the 7 month when I take you back! Hell NO! I already found a divorce mediator to go to, just need to tell H!

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DH totally has ED. Wants to pretend he doesn't. And...nope. He is getting dick pills.

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Most days I get more exercise trying to find my phone or whatever else I forgot where I put it than actual exercise.

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I am really tired of doing the right thing by everyone else while life keeps kicking the shit out of us.

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50 years old, divorced and haven't had sex in 12 years. Cant believe this is it! Is there even sex after 50?!

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I grew up dirt poor in a family that had to sell my toys to keep the lights on, so it infuriates me when my husband suggests throwing my daughters out as punishment.

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I regret planning to make my kid’s Halloween costume. It’s not going well.

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I feel like I’ve been run ragged. I have this trust to deal with, work and my own family to care for. I need an assistant who will work for free

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H, things will never be the same between us. You've crossed a boundary that can never be uncrossed & I have lost every ounce of respect I ever had for you. Don't be pissed off. You did this, not me.

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I envy my son his ability to just tackle any task with confidence. I'm afraid to do anything but the simplest tasks because I'm afraid I'll break things or screw things up and make them much worse than they were.

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Objectively, there is nothing about DH that should appeal to me. However, he completely adores me. I bask in that adoration, and it makes me love him right back.

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I’d like to see the movie Bombshell, but Roger Ailes reminds me too much of my disgusting former FIL, who unfortunately, is still alive.

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Children are dirtier and more destructive than dogs and landlords with monthly pet fees can fuck off.

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I keep hoping that if we give the office bully enough rope she will eventually hang herself. She's been gathering rope for 20 years & still going strong. She has caused 2 managers to quit, & is working on the 3rd. Why do the bad guys always seem to win?

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My BF wants another baby, truth is he is my 1st baby, I literally take care of him, because he is a 26 yr old Man Child.

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I wish there was an "I don't care pill." I would love to take it and stop making myself crazy about things no one else thinks about.

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Just got the all clear that DD2's daycare no longer has a lice infestation. Please god make this be the end of it for a while!

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I hate that my daughter's boyfriend has a sports and video game addiction. It interferes with so much in life.

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My husband insists on taking the "scenic route" everywhere, and takes backroads when the highway would get us there much quicker. There is nothing "scenic" about miles of empty Michigan farmland we've seen 100,000 times.

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I was up at 130am to work a wedding , we had family photos scheduled and sleepover at our home. After we got home from the pics I bawled my eyes out. It's not okay that we are okay with people over extending themselves to the point of exhaustion

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I've carried a lot of guilt for hating my father. Now I've finally come to realize that he is the one who should feel guilty not me. I wish him well but I owe him nothing.

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I think the whole premise of "busting someone's chops/balls" should only be done when the other person knows its a joke and actually finds it funny. Call me a snowflake but if done otherwise, jokes at people's expenses aren't funny. It's mean.

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Clean , work , kids , clean ,work , kids , SAHM , clean , kids. The vicious cycle of this life makes me so tired

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I love fall but I am feeling in a slump. I cant live in a climate that gets to -14 my whole life. 4 seasons are pretty but seasonal depression is real.

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I get disappointed when I see food recall news articles. Disappointed because I didn't purchase any of the tainted food. If I had purchased the tainted food, maybe I wouldn't have to go to work or be the house slave for a few days.

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