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I hate when people call it "Insta"

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I only brush my teeth if I have something I'm doing that day, and I don't usually have anything going on. Also, I picked dd up at preschool yesterday with oily hair and no makeup. IDGAF.

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MIL is obsessed with H in a weird incestuous way - you have your own H, leave mine the fuck alone.

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SIL is legitimately psycho. She destroys lives for pleasure. I hope she dies.

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I told him! I think he feels the same! But...he's still in a relationship with her, and they live together. I'm not going anywhere, but neither is their relationship. Just break it off already and be mine. I've been waiting 20 years for this opportunity!

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I hate my husband's family. I have a clause in my will that ensures DC are not to spend time with any of them.

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7 ME TOO

I never realized how lonely I was and how boring my life was until I had an affair. That shit is exhilarating! I don't know if I could stop.

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It's not that I don't appreciate all the happy birthday texts and FB messages; it's that seriously, people, it's 9 a.m. on Friday and I got shit to do so I can get out of work at a reasonable hour and THEN celebrate my birthday!

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Just hit DS3 on the head so hard that it even hurt my hand. When he pushes his little sister, it just triggers me so hard. The poor little guy bawled "No, Mommy, you shouldn't do that!". He must hate me so much. I'm destroying him.

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Been having demonic dreams. Now I'm afraid of the dark.

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I resent having to be my mothers caregiver while her son absolves himself from helping out. I hate it.

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1 ME TOO

I allow my GrandDaughter T.V. time as soon as my daughter leaves. Get a grip, it's only an hour a day.

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I hate hate hate it when I get out of the shower, then suddenly have to poop.

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50 ME TOO

My respect for you will take a nosedive if you go around telling secrets that aren't your's to tell.

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18 ME TOO

My needy SIL gave me a heart pendant I will not be guilted into wearing. She annoys me and thinks we have a connection.

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My father died this week. My parents divorced when I was little. He chose to ignore me and not pay child support. Mom and l lived in poverty. He rode a Harley and spoiled his son from his 2nd marriage. Why do people expect me to care? I hope he's in hell.

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5 ME TOO


As a SAHM I hate if when my husband misses work and is home with is during the week.

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17 ME TOO

DH is a good man, but he's not my "soulmate". I'm not sure I even believe in that sort of thing. I stick around because I'm confident I won't find better than him. Why do I feel like that's wrong?

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My brothers choose useless women and then complain that women "ain't shit". If you were a better man you'd have a better selection of women dumbass!

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I hope karma comes to get all the attorneys who get repeat offenders off on lesser charges that equate to a lesser sentence.

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14 ME TOO


Years of chronic illness has changed who I am. I’m not even a human anymore. Every day, I hope for a swift and painless death.

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2 ME TOO

I'm white and I really believe that, with some exceptions, white people really do lack in love and soul. All trauma I have ever experienced in my life has been at the hands of a white person.

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DH got back from weeklong work trip. Ugh I love him but I slept so much better without fat, overheated, snoring body in our bed.

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1 ME TOO

I don't want to put my kids in public school. I earn enough without my husband to put them in private. But he won't go for it. I think about divorcing him over it. There is just so much more bullying in public schools.

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It either is or it isn’t. I won’t make any small talk. Tell me what it is Dr. I’ll try not to cry.

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I’m sorry. I have a million excuses but none if them matter because they are all my fault. You live with my hateful, ignorant act in your heart. I am ashamed but I can’t take it back and I can’t make amends.

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The perception of "stay at home moms" doing nothing all day! I have been a stay at home mom for the past 3 years now, my day is noting short of doing noting,After cleaning, feeding kids, preparing food, play time nap time I still don't have any me time

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10 ME TOO

Everyone is so fucking useless.

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28 ME TOO


My SIL put a wedge between me and my brother. I can’t forgive either one of them. We were always so close. I understand you’ll choose ur spouse, but I never thought we’d quit speaking :(

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18 ME TOO

I'm about ready to ghost my best friend. She's being clingy as fuck, texting all day. If I don't respond immediately she asks me what's wrong. NOTHING. I'm just living my life. Leave me the fuck alone. It's annoying as shit.

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My dad died 4 and a half years ago and I still don't really feel anything because he was just so, so apathetic. Knew kids from so-called broken homes who were so happy, loved, cherished, well-treated and dressed. My parents just.did.not.care.

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I love my kids with all my heart, but can they SHUT UP once in a while?

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My ds is almost 4 and hasn't slept through the night ever! My brother was the same way

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12 ME TOO

8 hour work days are bull shit , it takes me 2 hours to get all the work done and I'm playing on the internet the other 6 hours.

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8 HUGS
58 ME TOO

Every fucking night, no matter what, it takes DS6 FOR-EV-ER to fall asleep. GO. THE. FUCK. TO. SLEEP. If I hear him get up or talk one more time, I'm seriously going to lose my shit. My anxiety ramps up higher by the minute. Mommy needs to decompress!!

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12 ME TOO

I gotta stop online shopping but being the only female in my family they suck the whole fun of going to stores and actually browsing

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My dad died two years ago. I haven't had a good day since. Don't think I ever will again.

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7 ME TOO

I just found out I'm Asexual.

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I live in fear of divorce. I’m not even married

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I teach kindergarten. Today a student asked me why the Statue of Liberty is a girl. Umm...I’ll get back to you, kid.

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2 ME TOO

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