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My hair is thinning.

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8 HUGS
15 ME TOO

Further down the road, I have seldom regretted suppressing a smartass comment that was on the tip of my tongue, whereas some of the biggest trouble I've gotten into in my life has been directly attributable to smartassery I DIDN'T supress.

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0 HUGS
4 ME TOO

I get WAAAAYY too wrapped up in any TV series I regularly watch.

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1 HUGS
7 ME TOO

H is completely helpless about everything around the house and it’s a huge turn off. Can always point out problems but never has solutions. He’s exhausting

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3 HUGS
9 ME TOO


He told me that she does her makeup and dresses up for the day while high on edibles. That explains a lot.

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1 HUGS
1 ME TOO

My boyfriend is awesome to hang out with and nice to my kids but has the tiniest dick and an almost girly body. He sucks at kissing too, like he opens his mouth so wide I feel like I'm making out with the inside of his mouth. I'm not sexually attracted.

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7 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I’m almost 5 months pregnant and hiding it from family.

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10 HUGS
0 ME TOO

He kicked my things

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3 HUGS
0 ME TOO


I used to make classy meals for my husband and I but now with kids cook shit like “zippy beef” and “pizza beans” lol

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1 HUGS
5 ME TOO

H and I have not had sex since DD was conceived. She is almost 5. I am, surprisingly, ok with this fact.

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4 HUGS
5 ME TOO

My husband is a disappointment in so many ways.

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2 HUGS
6 ME TOO

The repairs on my car are $2k. I thought we could finally get ahead.

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54 HUGS
8 ME TOO


I literally could not just fill out a job application, because I don’t have anyone to use as a reference. Former company was sold, no idea where previous coworkers are now. No friends or contacts outside of family. Now what?

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43 HUGS
10 ME TOO

I just got rejected from something I worked hard on. But I almost got it. I feel like that is my story: almost making it but not quite getting accepted/approved/wanted. I'm tired of feeling like I'm always in second place or a back-up option.

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35 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Just once I would like to be able to depend on my husband!!! Just once, that's all I ask in the 18 years being together. I need to move on!

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19 HUGS
5 ME TOO

6.5 years into this marriage and we haven't been able to conceive. I waver back and forth; sometimes relieved, sometimes sick with jealousy. I've started researching adoption but what if I never stop wavering? Maybe I should just join a club...

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28 HUGS
0 ME TOO


Want kinky sex so bad while at work, then I get home to DH & nothing, not interested. Maybe it's because he is so vanilla & won't spice it up. Spank me or something man I am going crazy!!

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10 HUGS
13 ME TOO

I work from home and some days it takes a lot for me to not just break open the wine at 10:30 AM.

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9 HUGS
9 ME TOO

Long hair is a pain in the ass.

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3 HUGS
18 ME TOO

My autistic DD is driving me insane with her latest fixation. I just want to hide.

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24 HUGS
3 ME TOO


Good sex. Bad sex. Mediocre sex. It all bores me.

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8 HUGS
18 ME TOO

DH and I haven’t had sex since DD was conceived. She is now 5.5 months old.

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16 HUGS
7 ME TOO

I hated sick people. I thought most of them were just lazy...until I became a sick person. Now, I tell everyone to check her belief system.

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17 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I've lost 30lbs in 6 months. I feel great but men have started noticing me again. So gross, makes me want to gain it all back.

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23 HUGS
4 ME TOO


How can I explain that I love my DH but have no interest in sex. I don't find groping me as I walk by a turn on. I don't find you shaking your half limp dick at me a turn on. How do you tell them to show some interest in you besides the end result of sex

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12 HUGS
18 ME TOO

In our marriage, DW is the one who thinks farts are hilarious. When I get into bed with her, she laughs like a hyena when I pull back the covers and release the foul stench she had trapped there waiting for me.

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14 HUGS
9 ME TOO

My life just feels like one giant chore.

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37 HUGS
115 ME TOO

Mom is bipolar, selfish and needy. Wasn't there for me growing up, but is all about DD4. Finally emailed her that she needs help and I can't be it. Haven't heard from her since. I feel relieved, but my heart aches for DD who loves her grandma so much.

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47 HUGS
5 ME TOO


It's not even noon yet, and 3 separate people have pissed me off already. That's just at work - I don't include DH and DS16 in the count because it's a given they've pissed me off before I'm out the door.

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31 HUGS
7 ME TOO

I owe my parents some money from when I made a stupid mistake. Really hoping they say I don't have to pay them back.

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30 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Finally able to go to his place for sex & not be rushed because she was coming back. It was great.

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24 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I love Colten Caron

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2 HUGS
0 ME TOO


When I thank DH for sonething, he NEVER says "you're welcome." He just looks put out. Just once, say "you're welcome, no problem," SOMETHING to indicate you did it out of love!

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29 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Sometimes I think I'd like to have another baby. Then I remember how much I hated being pregnant and how much I struggle taking care of one baby. It makes me sad.

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29 HUGS
16 ME TOO

I'm tired of being the rock. I want to feel safe and cared for. H likes to bring me his untreated anxiety and chaotic "solutions." So tired.

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32 HUGS
34 ME TOO

My middle child is the biggest pain in my ass!!!

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14 HUGS
13 ME TOO


I know it's not right, but I feel angry when I hear about parents who sleep late. My mom was a drunk and slept until almost noon most days, and it was embarrassing to explain to friends why my mom wasn't up.

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36 HUGS
11 ME TOO

My friend was dating my boyfriend while she was introducing me to him. Even though I didn't date him til months after they broke up, I JUST found this out and feel really fucking grossed out right now. She was fucking him while trying to hook me up w/him.

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30 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I let my mom down so bad today.

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49 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Being married to my husband is like being married during the 1950's where the woman takes care of the kids and house as her primary job. I work from home and do all of the above and I'm at the end of my rope!! He's a loving partner, but damn he's lazy AF!

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44 HUGS
17 ME TOO

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