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I married the man to whom lost my virginity. There were 10 years and 4 more guys between those two events - but I say it still counts.

34 LIKES
5 HUGS
6 ME TOO

I don't dream of ways I'd kill someone if he raped my daughter - I dream of ways to keep him ALIVE so I could draw things out and make his eventual death as slow and agonizing as possible. I figure I could make him last at least a week - maybe a month!

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9 HUGS
11 ME TOO

I have big legs, they are strong, but big. The only time they look slim and classically "sexy" is when I am starving myself and underweight. Not able to maintain it.

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50 HUGS
27 ME TOO

I used to be in shape but I’m slowly gaining weight and hate how I look. I know I have the ability to get close to where I was but DAMN, I just want to relax instead of go to the gym.

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28 HUGS
65 ME TOO


Six months, no period. I hope I make it a year! Menopause come on.

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18 HUGS
12 ME TOO

BF dumped me last week to get back with his baby mama... for the second time in the 11 months we were together. Wouldn’t hurt as bad if I saw it coming but 2 days before he was talking about moving in together and how much he loved me. I feel broken

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71 HUGS
2 ME TOO

I hate coming home to him now.

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34 HUGS
17 ME TOO

It’s not my responsibility to provide for my grandchildren.

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31 HUGS
12 ME TOO


I got lost and disoriented today and then in a meeting I couldn’t understand what people were saying. Maybe it’s stress. I’m terrified.

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144 HUGS
10 ME TOO

Attachment parenting is wonderful until your 13 month old is literally attached so much that you pee holding them

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31 HUGS
9 ME TOO

I cheated on my husband with a long time friend of mine, i fell for his lines.......I feel like a fool. My husband is sooo good

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38 HUGS
10 ME TOO

I still think about the hateful moms who giggled behind their hands as their sons mocked my autistic daughter’s disabled walking. I stared them down in stone silence. If I see them again I’ll publicly shame them.

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108 HUGS
2 ME TOO


MIL talked behind grieving mother's back, saying she had no respect for her bc she needed to "snap out of it" after sudden death of 5yo and take care of her living kids. Now, FIL died after a long illness, in his 60s. She expects constant support. WTAF.

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61 HUGS
3 ME TOO

I hate it when my nose is cold.

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5 HUGS
42 ME TOO

Dating my bf makes me miss abusive xh. I miss having a man around to snuggle. But bf feels like an intruder. I want my ex husband back. Does that sound crazy? He's my first relationship since the divorce years ago. No one to talk to. So lonely

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45 HUGS
2 ME TOO

I attribute the fact we have still have a great sex life after 20 yrs of marriage to insisting on separate bathrooms. Some stuff w/ DH I'm happy never to see or have seen.

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8 HUGS
11 ME TOO


I am often careful with my words. but a lot of times have ended up offending/making people mad by accident. Either misunderstandings or not realizing how stuff comes out. Or trying to be funny but falling flat!

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32 HUGS
53 ME TOO

DH's BFF is a tobacco chewer. It's disgusting. He always has it stuffed in his face & looks like an ape, then spits into a water bottle full of brown skeev that he carries around. No wonder he's always single.

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26 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I suspect dsd12 may be embarking on an eating disorder but at the same time am tired of being the bad guy who brings up issues. Mom or dad will have to step up on this one.

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37 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I know she lied to her kids and stepkids that their father cheated on her and left her for another woman.

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26 HUGS
2 ME TOO


At night, I have sexy fantasies about men who are not my H.

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7 HUGS
28 ME TOO

I never thought I would develop such amazing self anal skills. Or that I would want to.

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8 HUGS
4 ME TOO

My hair is thinning.

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72 HUGS
136 ME TOO

Further down the road, I have seldom regretted suppressing a smartass comment that was on the tip of my tongue, whereas some of the biggest trouble I've gotten into in my life has been directly attributable to smartassery I DIDN'T supress.

24 LIKES
16 HUGS
35 ME TOO


I get WAAAAYY too wrapped up in any TV series I regularly watch.

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14 HUGS
65 ME TOO

H is completely helpless about everything around the house and it’s a huge turn off. Can always point out problems but never has solutions. He’s exhausting

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37 HUGS
40 ME TOO

He told me that she does her makeup and dresses up for the day while high on edibles. That explains a lot.

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15 HUGS
1 ME TOO

My boyfriend is awesome to hang out with and nice to my kids but has the tiniest dick and an almost girly body. He sucks at kissing too, like he opens his mouth so wide I feel like I'm making out with the inside of his mouth. I'm not sexually attracted.

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80 HUGS
4 ME TOO


I’m almost 5 months pregnant and hiding it from family.

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73 HUGS
2 ME TOO

He kicked my things

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73 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I used to make classy meals for my husband and I but now with kids cook shit like “zippy beef” and “pizza beans” lol

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17 HUGS
20 ME TOO

H and I have not had sex since DD was conceived. She is almost 5. I am, surprisingly, ok with this fact.

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55 HUGS
22 ME TOO


My husband is a disappointment in so many ways.

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37 HUGS
47 ME TOO

The repairs on my car are $2k. I thought we could finally get ahead.

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142 HUGS
25 ME TOO

I literally could not just fill out a job application, because I don’t have anyone to use as a reference. Former company was sold, no idea where previous coworkers are now. No friends or contacts outside of family. Now what?

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118 HUGS
18 ME TOO

I just got rejected from something I worked hard on. But I almost got it. I feel like that is my story: almost making it but not quite getting accepted/approved/wanted. I'm tired of feeling like I'm always in second place or a back-up option.

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111 HUGS
40 ME TOO


Just once I would like to be able to depend on my husband!!! Just once, that's all I ask in the 18 years being together. I need to move on!

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57 HUGS
19 ME TOO

6.5 years into this marriage and we haven't been able to conceive. I waver back and forth; sometimes relieved, sometimes sick with jealousy. I've started researching adoption but what if I never stop wavering? Maybe I should just join a club...

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85 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Want kinky sex so bad while at work, then I get home to DH & nothing, not interested. Maybe it's because he is so vanilla & won't spice it up. Spank me or something man I am going crazy!!

14 LIKES
37 HUGS
27 ME TOO

I work from home and some days it takes a lot for me to not just break open the wine at 10:30 AM.

14 LIKES
31 HUGS
30 ME TOO

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