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Confessional #25774519
#25774519

Every time I consider suicide I immediately realize how many people I'd inconvenience (e.g. busy medical staff if I fail, drivers/commuters if I choose this way, etc) and end up changing my mind. One day I will figure out a way that doesn't bother anyone.

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1 ME TOO

Confessional #25774518
#25774518

I'm dying to know if the fever/sore throat/cough our family just got over was Covid-19 (weren't eligible for testing in our province while ill) so we can continue self-isolating and relax knowing that we've already been through it.

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Confessional #25774517
#25774517

Everyone is bored out of their mind and yet not one of them has contacted me...gee thanks...embarrassed by how boring/unlovable/unmemorable/not cared about I apparently am

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4 ME TOO

Confessional #25774516
#25774516

I’m almost absolutely positively sure that my BF of 7 years is talking to and meeting up with other guys for sex. I have no problem with homosexuals, just really hate being used as someone’s “beard”. Starting to hate him and myself too.

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19 HUGS
0 ME TOO


Confessional #25774514
#25774514

I work in a school. There is a teacher I had who still works there. Pleasant lady. Adored me then, adores me now. When I had her 12 years ago there was something about her I didn't care for. I still feel the same way. I feel bad bc she is nice but...

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0 ME TOO

Confessional #25774513
#25774513

I shouldn’t be surprised I don’t have any friends. My own parents have stopped talking to me. I just don’t want it to negatively affect my kids.

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Confessional #25774512
#25774512

I wonder what the history books (if there are still books) will say about us during all of this? I intend to be on the side of history that is kind.

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4 ME TOO

Confessional #25774511
#25774511

Period's late, partner had a vasectomy, no other partners. Keep looking up spontaneous reversal and hoping. Its silly and useless but maybe

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5 ME TOO


Confessional #25774510
#25774510

Looks like I missed the days they taught you how to make friends in school. I’m always the one reaching out. I really do try. There must be something wrong with me.

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33 ME TOO

Confessional #25774509
#25774509

This shelter in place order has shown me I really don’t have any friends.

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Confessional #25774508
#25774508

I think I’m just going to stop wearing bras. Just like I stopped wearing pantyhose. Both are unnecessary (for some people) and uncomfortable.

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4 HUGS
9 ME TOO

Confessional #25774507
#25774507

Worst part of lockdown? Bf is always home and I can't lie and say I ate dinner when I didn't. So I skip lunch. I'm terrified of gaining just one pound.

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4 ME TOO


Confessional #25774506
#25774506

I’m in love with Chris Cuomo.

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Confessional #25774505
#25774505

I need vodka....

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Confessional #25774504
#25774504

Especially now, I am so happy we decided and stuck to only having 1 kid. It is going so well. I wish I never had to go back to work.

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7 ME TOO

Confessional #25774503
#25774503

I'm tired of my needy as fuck husband. This virus has got to show us how little clue men have into what has to be done daily.

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10 HUGS
5 ME TOO


Confessional #25774502
#25774502

Dear sexy neighbor, if you’re still married, no thanks.

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7 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25774501
#25774501

Reading books about WWII is helping me keep everything in perspective about making sacrifices. I guess it’s comforting too to see other made it through scary times, too.

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16 HUGS
12 ME TOO

Confessional #25774500
#25774500

I am an anxious person as a whole. It’s part of my personality. I am surprised by how little anxiety I have around everything going on right now. I expected it to cripple me.

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26 HUGS
33 ME TOO

Confessional #25774499
#25774499

I haven’t worn makeup in weeks, but I still put on perfume every morning after I shower. Smelling nice makes me feel better and my DC says “I smell like normal” when we hug, so I guess it’s comforting too.

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18 HUGS
13 ME TOO


Confessional #25774498
#25774498

I know I’m incredibly lucky to be able to work from home, but that doesn’t make my anxiety any less real.

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33 HUGS
38 ME TOO

Confessional #25774497
#25774497

I draw a lot of strength from thinking about all the women that came before me who kept on keeping on in spite of the terrible things they faced. I hope to be the kind of woman those who come after me can draw strength from.

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28 HUGS
35 ME TOO

Confessional #25774496
#25774496

I'm feeling resentful seeing older relatives catching up on shows & relaxing. This is the generation we're trying to protect while I'm expected to homeschool twins & do a full time job remotely?? While they sit at home with their pensions we'll never have

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33 HUGS
38 ME TOO

Confessional #25774494
#25774494

Dh always genuinely thanks me for cooking. Anything from heating up hot dogs to a gourmet meal. My exH used to thank me too. It's nice to be acknowledged.

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18 HUGS
28 ME TOO


Confessional #25774492
#25774492

If I see that something could be better, I want to make it better. It doesn't mean I am dissatisfied. I don't hassle people about it. I take it on by myself. I'm tired of being criticized for how I approach being in the world. Looking at you DH.

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14 ME TOO

Confessional #25774491
#25774491

Im failing as a mother, a wife and an employee... my mental state is shot. I. Can’t. Do. This

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39 ME TOO

Confessional #25774490
#25774490

We decided the neighbors needed an intervention. The husband could barely speak or make eye contact due to his wife constantly hounding him. We've been fucking with her for years and now he is doing much better. He hangs around with my husband sometimes.

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2 ME TOO

Confessional #25774489
#25774489

Jenny McCarthy always looks amazing on Masked Singer. I've never been with a woman but I'd let her be my first!

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Confessional #25774488
#25774488

I’m Working from home with 2 kiddos . Partner is working and wants to come home to a clean home, dinner done (eye-roll) .... I have a 3 chocolate bar Private stash In the fridge MUAHAHA

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18 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25774487
#25774487

I am thankful for the warm sunny day I spent in the backyard with my healthy kids. It restored me. I am having some kind of extremely female, very maternal, spring fever-like, hippie-ish kind of love for the world and all the people in it. It will be OK.

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30 HUGS
18 ME TOO

Confessional #25774485
#25774485

There's absolutely no better feeling on this entire planet then the afterglow of really amazing, mindblowing sex.

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27 ME TOO

Confessional #25774484
#25774484

I havnt cleaned or organized anything in my house. I also don’t sanitize it because I’m lazy and figure washing my hands and taking off my shoes are enough

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11 HUGS
41 ME TOO


Confessional #25774482
#25774482

My anxiety is through the roof! In lockdown. Feel sick (cough and tired) and terrified it’s Corona from when I went shopping for the family last week. I hate this!

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93 HUGS
20 ME TOO

Confessional #25774481
#25774481

My son was making fun of male ballet dancers, so I introduced him to Baryshnikov and told him about how famous he is, especially with the ladies. Then I spent hours watching his old ballets. That man is like a God! So yummy!

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12 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25774480
#25774480

I'm absolutely furious that dd13 continues to fight me every day over fucking online learning. Bitch.

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10 ME TOO

Confessional #25774479
#25774479

I'm quarantined alone, mother to an only child while said teen kid is holding a grudge with me, living w/my exh, who communicates poorly, abroad, in NYC, now epicenter for the global pandemic & they both defy being sheltered in.... How's ur anxiety?

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4 ME TOO


Confessional #25774478
#25774478

Googling "fun things to do when high". Got two out of state (legal state) friends to send edibles. I need this to run this house and work and take care of my kid and deal with spouse. I need this.

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27 HUGS
6 ME TOO

Confessional #25774477
#25774477

SIL is getting her daughter drunk everyday. Eff you loser

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1 ME TOO

Confessional #25774474
#25774474

I'm supposedly "essential". My paycheck is dwindling, my hours are lowering - no assistance, you're still employed. And I go home every day and put my daughter and husband in danger. I can't breathe for the panic. So tell me again how quarantine is hard.

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155 HUGS
14 ME TOO

Confessional #25774473
#25774473

I need a good fucking.

24 LIKES
20 HUGS
106 ME TOO

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