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I like that 16yo girl that's traveling around preaching about climate change. Apparently I'm the only one, she just announced that she's coming to my city & HOLY SHIT are people angry about it! She's just a kid who's trying to clean up the planet FFS.

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12 HUGS
20 ME TOO

I just want my dad back

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29 HUGS
15 ME TOO

Lying in bed, on flannel sheets, under 4 blankets, 1 of which is an electric blanket and I'm still shivering. Ppl laugh but I can't handle the cold and it's not even that cold yet.

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23 HUGS
7 ME TOO

I hate my in-laws even though everyone else loves them. Thanksgiving sucks and so do they.

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22 HUGS
11 ME TOO


I'm always asking DH for sex but whenever he initiates, the timing is always wrong. We just can't get our timing straight and it sucks!

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25 HUGS
19 ME TOO

Mom just die. You never did a thing for me growing up. My kids need money for education, just die and at least you can contribute to that.

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24 HUGS
3 ME TOO

I think it's best if I'm not in a relationship at all. I'm talking with several men all at once. When one ignores me or is busy, I just turn to the best man down the list. I'm a cheater without the commitment. It's a sad and embarrassing thing to admit.

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11 HUGS
3 ME TOO

I fucked my boss last night. His girlfriend was asleep upstairs. I was in their guest room. It was so fucking hot. I don’t even feel a little guilty.

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16 HUGS
0 ME TOO


I told my 19yo ds to get a job or get the fuck out of my house.

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12 HUGS
3 ME TOO

I hate how TV and movies give the impression that only young and beautiful people can be desired and have sex. When's the last time you saw people who are older, out of shape, or plain looking depicted in a sex scene unless it's presented as comical?

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12 HUGS
22 ME TOO

I'm drunk. Supposed to be drunk with my husband. But hes drunk on a work call. So when do we become a priority?

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16 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Woke up from a nightmare about sharks and killer whales to find my period started early. Can’t tell me dreams mean nothing lol.

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14 HUGS
0 ME TOO


Have to get him out of my head....just don't know how.

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26 HUGS
30 ME TOO

My DW is being such a bitch!!!

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37 HUGS
3 ME TOO

I know my marriage won’t work out long term, but now that I’ve finally had my daughter, I’m not sure I care either way. I’d be happy just my girl and me.

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15 HUGS
13 ME TOO

I’m apparently an insane person. For the first time in my life I’m in a happy healthy relationship. So instead I keep thinking What if I get pregnant or what if we unknowing have an std now.

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37 HUGS
6 ME TOO


I think sex with bf makes my vagina smell bad. It makes me so fucking paranoid. This didn’t happen in other relationships

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37 HUGS
22 ME TOO

I love having 3 ways with H and his bff .. it's so much fun!

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8 HUGS
4 ME TOO

I think vow renewals are stupid.

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11 HUGS
135 ME TOO

I get so irrationally pissed off when I forget something important at the grocery store.

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11 HUGS
79 ME TOO


DH does not know this, but I am going to move, with or without him.

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23 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Move hundreds of miles away, to a new state? H is acting like a dick. Just great. I don't want to be stuck here.

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32 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Looking back, I had some very interesting experiences in life so far. I remember being 14 and my grandfather was dating this woman who was into witchcraft. One of the most creepily fascinating women I've ever known.

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10 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I had to let go of my lover today. We’re both married with kids. There will never be a time we can be together. It hurts and I miss him already. He was my best friend for 15 years. I don’t know what to do now.

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49 HUGS
9 ME TOO


I’m so depressed that I spent money to get a tarot reading. The results made me even more depressed. Damn it, I paid you, the least you could do is lie so I feel better!

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54 HUGS
6 ME TOO

It’s been a year and I still think of him daily. I feel like he probably forgets “we” were even a thing. :(

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36 HUGS
20 ME TOO

I don’t like my husband anymore. It’s for a lot of little reasons but there’s no big deal breaker. No idea how to get out of this.

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38 HUGS
39 ME TOO

My husband is so fucking cheap and its infuriating. We're not rich but we're not poor either. He literally spits his mouthwash back into the god damn bottle to refuse it.

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80 HUGS
2 ME TOO


So horny! We've had sex so much in the last 3 days and his dick is raw.. I need more. NOW

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23 HUGS
8 ME TOO

I don't get the appeal of the show Friends. And I don't get the immense hype in recent years either. I don't find it funny, and yes, I get the jokes/humor. I just don't find it funny.

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13 HUGS
102 ME TOO

JUST GO TO SLEEP.

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37 HUGS
22 ME TOO

thanks giving is cursed for my family. two years ago my hubby and i spit up and today we are having to euthanize our fur baby. dont know that we will celebrate it anymore. maybe do US thanks giving instead.

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56 HUGS
1 ME TOO


SIL you're so negative no wonder nobody wants your ass at 53!!

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20 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Just once I wish my sister would do something of her own choosing. She does whatever I've already done (be in clubs in high school, career choice, hobbies) and she has this need to do it better than me. Why?! Just be yourself damn it.

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31 HUGS
6 ME TOO

He just kisses me to end the discussion...it works.

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11 HUGS
4 ME TOO

I'm becoming that woman who stares and checks her phone every 2 minutes to see if he texted back. I used to make fun of women who did this and never understood it but joke is on me. I'm that woman now.

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32 HUGS
20 ME TOO


I just realized that I got myself into a 24/7 no vacation Payless job that I appreciate and love the ear piercing results. How ? Oh right...

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21 HUGS
3 ME TOO

I'm making my ds take karate because hes got a smart mouth and I feel like it's going to get him in trouble one day. Better safe than sorry.

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16 HUGS
2 ME TOO

I've decided I don't have a drinking problem, I have a husband problem.

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36 HUGS
20 ME TOO

If I have to hear my son throwing up one more time I'm going to lose it!

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42 HUGS
4 ME TOO

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