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Confessional #25775310
#25775310

It sucks that my son's birthday will be affected by the lockdown. But I am not unhappy that we won't see MIL.

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Confessional #25775308
#25775308

He had the best but he screwed up and he will never get it back.

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Confessional #25775307
#25775307

Today DH shared plans for us to buy property and build a home. He has trailed this out for over a decade, I hope it's not more empty promises. MIL needs to die soon for it to happen.

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Confessional #25775304
#25775304

im a virgin

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5 ME TOO


Confessional #25775303
#25775303

H keeps on lecturing me that if me and kids don’t get stuff done than when he comes home he has to do it. I had to bite my tongue so hard because absolute bullshit.

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8 ME TOO

Confessional #25775302
#25775302

I am due to start a new job in June and with the daycare probably still closed I have no idea how I will manage my DD2 and this new, more demanding job. I can work from home but not with a kid around. How to ask DH to do even more? He already does 50%

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Confessional #25775301
#25775301

I’m amazed at the improvement in the climate since we started self isolation and I wonder if that will somehow be sustainable when things change again.

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Confessional #25775298
#25775298

I shouldn't care but I still do...and he doesn't deserve it.

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Confessional #25775297
#25775297

My baby died.

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Confessional #25775296
#25775296

I make sure DH does something hot and sweaty each day. He works an office job, and, while not disgusting, will often go several days w/o showering because he hasn't done anything to get stinky. I make sure he works up a sweat and has to shower daily.

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Confessional #25775295
#25775295

I know the number one thing DH would most dearly love to be my gift to him on special occasions is a BJ. Most women seem OK w/BJ's, but not me. DH knows it and is good about not asking, but I feel still feel guilty, knowing it's what he REALLY wants.

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19 ME TOO

Confessional #25775294
#25775294

When my son was a baby, his paternal grandma insisted on calling him “lover”. Not Love, not Lovee but lover. I freaked on her and told her she wouldn’t see him again if she continued. That was just creepy!

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Confessional #25775293
#25775293

Gawd, I missed him... and I missed getting fucked like a dirty slut. VERY happy he’s back for a little while. ;)

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Confessional #25775292
#25775292

I can’t even see his name w/o feeling gut punched. 30 years, & I can’t move on. We’ve had facets of a relationship: friend, FWB, confidants, Everything but a romantic pairing/married. Rips my heart out. My life is a cosmic misfire.

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Confessional #25775290
#25775290

I’m so sad. I’m so pissed. I hate the way my husband speaks to me. I hate that he’s been doing non essential activities right now. Just fucking stop already! You can’t wait another month to get a fucking bid on a patio?! Wtf is wrong with you?

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Confessional #25775289
#25775289

Teen daughter was not only a bitch today, but also cockblocked.

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Confessional #25775288
#25775288

I cannot stand dd13. Horrible human.

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Confessional #25775287
#25775287

I just keep telling myself- when this is over, and the dust settles, there will be people who come out of it OK- physically and financially- and we WILL be part of those people. No matter what it takes.

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60 ME TOO

Confessional #25775284
#25775284

I never stop thinking about him. I need to move on, for my own sanity, but he’s just always there in my head and I don’t know how to get rid of the feeling that we should be together.

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Confessional #25775283
#25775283

I'm having chest palpitations. I'm healthy 36 year old, I think it's anxiety but I've never felt like this before. I'm scared.

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Confessional #25775282
#25775282

I hate when people make Instagram accounts for their pets or their babies.

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Confessional #25775281
#25775281

Baby cries every time H tries to put him to sleep. Every. Fucking. Time. H is an “essential” so evenings and weekends are the only time he has to be a dad and he still can’t ever power through the cries. I never get a fucking break.

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Confessional #25775278
#25775278

I feel like I can't talk about being told to quarantine and talk about how sick I got. Like it's a dirty secret because I didn't meet the requirements for testing.

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Confessional #25775276
#25775276

I’m escaping the virus by watching a documentary on trains. He’s talking to someone from Kansas, I wish I could meet someone to tell me all about Topeka.

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Confessional #25775275
#25775275

Was tested today for COVID. I'm scared.

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Confessional #25775273
#25775273

I love looking down on DH's head between my legs as he's going down on me. That imagery just adds so much to an already great experience.

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Confessional #25775272
#25775272

When I get onto my phone , I have to decide if I want to be updated on Covid-19 and then from there I have to mentally prepare.

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Confessional #25775270
#25775270

DH plays dungeons and dragons with his friends.

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Confessional #25775269
#25775269

H launches a weekly crusade to capture at least one large pack of toilet paper. I have a more secret endeavor - to sneak a big box of wine into the laundry room where he never goes.

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5 ME TOO

Confessional #25775268
#25775268

The silver lining to getting the virus is I am back down to my pre-baby weight finally! There were many days with no appetite. I’m so glad to be on the other side of it and healthy.

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Confessional #25775267
#25775267

Staying home is nice to be with my kids but I honestly feel like we are the only people on earth...hello, can anybody hear us?

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Confessional #25775265
#25775265

I'm so terrified I'm not doing enough for my kids. I get this isn't the end of the world, but when a teacher sends little and says it doesn't matter--it makes me feel worse. As if they don't care about my kid at all. But I know that isn't the intent.

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Confessional #25775264
#25775264

Did not receive my absentee ballot to vote in the mail, so I was left with the choice of risking my unborn child or not voting. Fuck you Wisconsin.

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5 ME TOO

Confessional #25775262
#25775262

My dad liked to tell me not to yell at my kids , to keep my house clean and to keep the flame alive with my partner. He yelled at us all the time , never cleaned in his life and giving me suggestions on how to keep DH satisfied was gross. Glad he's gone.

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5 ME TOO

Confessional #25775260
#25775260

I’m a nurse who works in a hospital. People tell me every day how I’m some kind of hero for going to my job. The truth is I hate my job and have for years. I wish I would have gotten out. I’m terrified every day.

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7 ME TOO

Confessional #25775259
#25775259

My BIL won't fucking stay home. His idiot wife (my SIL) calls me daily crying that he's staying out all night drinking. Apparently the lockdown doesn't apply to him and his fuck head friends. I hate that prick!

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Confessional #25775257
#25775257

I work with animals. It's taught me to distrust anyone who doesn't like dogs.

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Confessional #25775256
#25775256

Of course my husband is an essential employee. Just a reminder that time as a family will never be essential.

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Confessional #25775255
#25775255

My in-laws are elderly, high-risk, and they love Fox News. They refuse to social distance. They’re why C19 is spreading.

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Confessional #25775254
#25775254

I’m not at home here. I never will be. I want to go back to my real home, but I can’t afford a rent there even in the worst neighborhood. I hate feeling stuck.

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21 ME TOO

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