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My friend lives in a very wealthy neighborhood. Just because her H doesn't make 7 figures, she thinks she's poor. She doesn't get that if you can afford to order sushi, Thai, and Indian food every single night, YOU ARE NOT POOR.

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I hate when my SS(5) comes to our house. Im legit happy unit we have him with us and then all we do is fight until he leaves

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Today is hell day, AKA day 2 of my period. It's been 37 years since I got my first period, that's almost 450 hell days! I've spent way over a year of my life in hell. When the fuck is menopause going to get here already!?!

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Not a single man I know acknowledges his white make privilege.

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If my child (20 months) asks me "whats that" one more time, I am going to lose my mind.

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I have to go to a college fair with my DD16 I will act like everyone else but I have no intention of doing anything about this kid past 18 and 10 minutes old.

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I took at laxative last night... I came SO close to pooping my pants at the gym this morning.

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truly miss my mom friend but dont know if we can ever be friends again.

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SIL is a homewrecker. Her face makes me puke. Good thing we haven't seen it in years!

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I have a huge “crush” on Layne Staley too bad he’s been deceased for 20years or so......

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Am I the only one who doesn’t give a fuck about Instagram, Facebook and Snapchat? I need real experiences with real people.

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I have no shame deleting “friends” from social media who STILL support Trump. Not sure if I should be more concerned that you don’t know the horrible things he is involved in OR that you just don’t care. BYE

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Feb vacation , 2 sick toddlers , one bored 10yr old and a mom on a low carb diet. This is going so well. So well that I rearranged the living room for 4 hours trying not to lose it on my kids.

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MIL is a toxic, evil psycho who actively tries to ruin our life. I just know when she finally dies I won't be able to hide my joy. I worry a lot about that moment when H tells me his mom's dead and I just stand there grinning like an idiot.

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I had to shower today because last night was a sweaty nightmare filled with sleeplessness and night sweats/hot flashes.

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My SIL is a psycho who destroys lives for fun, and she's a cop. A dirty cop. law enforcement can and is tainted with shitty people throughout.

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Is school vacation over yet?

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DS is going to lose his job, because he's not well enough to work. I feel terrible for him. I wish he was well.

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Sister got back with her drug addict, suicidal, gun toting ex boyfriend. I couldn’t give a shit about him, I fear for what he’ll do to her if she dumps him again.

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Fingerrs and toes crossed that he will be able to get his own place with help from the VA as soon as possible.

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Been able to meet 2 weekends in a row. Can we make it 3?

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I don't know what's happening to me but I've been struck my very heavy baby fever. I'm not in any way equipped to have a child right now but my heart yearns

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I just went to McDonald’s, got a fillet of fish and french fries then sat in the parking lot to chew and spit it because I’m stressed out over my family bullshit.

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I really hope my BIL meets a great woman and has an epic affair. My SIL is a nasty, miserable, wretched bitch who is ruining his, and their daughters lives. I'm convinced the only way he'll leave is if he meets someone amazing who he can't live without.

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I’d love to be a SAHM - to school age children. I don’t mind cleaning, organizing, planning when it’s uninterrupted by 100 snack requests or breaking up childish fights. Or when when the room I just cleaned isn’t immediately dirty again.

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I FUCKING HATE MY KID

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I hate when people call it "Insta"

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I only brush my teeth if I have something I'm doing that day, and I don't usually have anything going on. Also, I picked dd up at preschool yesterday with oily hair and no makeup. IDGAF.

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MIL is obsessed with H in a weird incestuous way - you have your own H, leave mine the fuck alone.

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SIL is legitimately psycho. She destroys lives for pleasure. I hope she dies.

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I told him! I think he feels the same! But...he's still in a relationship with her, and they live together. I'm not going anywhere, but neither is their relationship. Just break it off already and be mine. I've been waiting 20 years for this opportunity!

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I hate my husband's family. I have a clause in my will that ensures DC are not to spend time with any of them.

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I never realized how lonely I was and how boring my life was until I had an affair. That shit is exhilarating! I don't know if I could stop.

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It's not that I don't appreciate all the happy birthday texts and FB messages; it's that seriously, people, it's 9 a.m. on Friday and I got shit to do so I can get out of work at a reasonable hour and THEN celebrate my birthday!

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Just hit DS3 on the head so hard that it even hurt my hand. When he pushes his little sister, it just triggers me so hard. The poor little guy bawled "No, Mommy, you shouldn't do that!". He must hate me so much. I'm destroying him.

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Been having demonic dreams. Now I'm afraid of the dark.

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I resent having to be my mothers caregiver while her son absolves himself from helping out. I hate it.

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I allow my GrandDaughter T.V. time as soon as my daughter leaves. Get a grip, it's only an hour a day.

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I hate hate hate it when I get out of the shower, then suddenly have to poop.

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My respect for you will take a nosedive if you go around telling secrets that aren't your's to tell.

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