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Just turned 40 & realized prepping stuff the night before to make my morning easier makes me feel more adult than anything else in my life.

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I always hated the way my vagina and labia looked. It's so weird to me. Been watching women post up photos of theirs on this kinky site and realized that mine looks normal compared to most and not that horrible. Still, don't like vaginas though.

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Love DS who is 11. But I don’t ever miss him being little. I’ve enjoyed every stage but glad the baby stuff is over. I’m excited to see who he becomes the older he gets!!!

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I’m divorced but recently inherited a lot of money. I will not date a person with financial problems. I won’t get fooled again. Not sorry.

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Quit my job because my boss was a bitch and gaslighting everyone. Loved the job but the stress not worth it! If you have an awful unsupportive boss, get out! It’s been fantastic being away from that environment!

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I am 37 and I have nightmares from scary movies...

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I've been completely monogamously married for 30 years. Curious most of that time about trying swinging. Never asked because, if SO is NOT okay with it, you can't retract that you've said you want to have sex with someone else.

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I shaved my pussy for this asshole. I did things I don't do bc he promised me a good time. Just to find out the motherfucker fell asleep at 8 pm and I did all of it for nothing. Now I'm sexually frustrated x100 but hate men and their dicks. Fuck them.

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It was morbidly satisfy to hear my young, new doctor gasp as I took off my shirt for my annual physical. Getting blown up by a roadside bomb in Iraq leaves some interesting scars.

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I'm so sick of adults expecting my autistic child's life to be their teachable moment or learning opportunity. Extend the same grace to me you expect me to give you or fuck all the way off.

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DH and I took our eyes off DS 18 months for a few minutes and he ran off at a corn maze. He didn't get far and some people grabbed hima nd brought him to us but I am so ashamed. I can't bear the thought of what could have happened. Oh my sweet boy.

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My h is a terrible father, borderline emotionally abusive. He’s an ok husband otherwise but I kind of want him to just die before he damages our children.

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H's single female friend needs to stay in her lane. Find your own man to text 30 times a day.

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My abusive father was a hoarder. Before he died, he told me not to get rid of his books. Many were covered in his feces from his constant, explosive bowel issues, which he refused to treat. I threw every last book in a dumpster, and it felt amazing.

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I don't think I'm cut out for two kids. Should have been one and done.

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Been married 13 years...4 kids later... Im pretty sure im a lesbian. My god. I feel like the sex and a relationship with a woman would be so much easier. Wtf.

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I frequently "shop" for flights to faraway lands I'll never visit.

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I don't think it's possible for my roommate to be any more passive aggressive.

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The hardest thing about seeing his sister today was not being able to pet her pup. Such a great looking dog. If you can only be fake nice in front of your brother and give me the silent treat in text when I dont play you and your moms games. Eat a dick.

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I’m invisible in life and social media

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I knew better than to get my hopes up (again) that H could turn his shit around and ATTEMPT to not be such an asshole. What a fucking joke. I am an idiot.

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I hate kale. Smoothies too.

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Idk who my DH is talking to on insta but it needs to stop immediately

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Adult SD is not talking to me again and blocked me from Facebook. No clue again what the hell I did. Tell me again why I gave up so much to raise her ass.

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Can not wait to be single again!!

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My 50 yr old mom just microwaved her phone Wtf??? Yelled at me when I freaked out

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I miss the days when Halloween was ONE NIGHT and not 47 different parties and trunk or treats. Jesus H.

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DH is out golfing right now and I could not be happier.

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If it wasn't for the fact it would actually kill me I would kill myself right now

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I think my friend's health blog is a self-indulgent piece of shit.

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My affair partner's wife came into work. He introduced us. She knew about the affair and was pissed. He promised her we stopped. We haven't. AWKWARD.

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I wish I could be there after my death to see the look on H's stupid, pervert fucking face when he learns that he inherited jack shit from me.

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The first thought that popped into my head when I saw my ex stepfather's obit in the paper was " Jesus fucking Christ it's about time".

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I wish everyone would STFU about my weight. I'm hyperthyroid and can't keep it on. Seriously, people would never tell an overweight person to their face to eat a salad. Don't tell me to my face to eat a doughnut.

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My DH is an emotionally abusive asshole. I don't know what to do. I can't afford to leave.

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My H lets his NPD parents ruin every day with their bs drama instead of telling them to fuck off. Making sure his will is in order, because I'm sure the stress they cause will kill him, after which I will INSTANTLY cash out and leave them to die alone.

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Every time my DH texts his EA I love him a little less

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My husband keeps deciding important stuff without me and i hate him for it

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I don’t get the appeal of Target. Same Chinese made garbage but it costs twice as much.

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I’m having a early afternoon drink and reading a book plus my little one is quite

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