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He thinks I am going to wait around another 6 months for you to change and figure it out!! Why so you can start your bullshit in the 7 month when I take you back! Hell NO! I already found a divorce mediator to go to, just need to tell H!

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5 HUGS
2 ME TOO

DH totally has ED. Wants to pretend he doesn't. And...nope. He is getting dick pills.

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14 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Most days I get more exercise trying to find my phone or whatever else I forgot where I put it than actual exercise.

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6 HUGS
10 ME TOO

I am really tired of doing the right thing by everyone else while life keeps kicking the shit out of us.

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16 ME TOO


50 years old, divorced and haven't had sex in 12 years. Cant believe this is it! Is there even sex after 50?!

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20 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I grew up dirt poor in a family that had to sell my toys to keep the lights on, so it infuriates me when my husband suggests throwing my daughters out as punishment.

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24 HUGS
0 ME TOO

I regret planning to make my kid’s Halloween costume. It’s not going well.

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13 HUGS
2 ME TOO

I feel like I’ve been run ragged. I have this trust to deal with, work and my own family to care for. I need an assistant who will work for free

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6 HUGS
7 ME TOO


H, things will never be the same between us. You've crossed a boundary that can never be uncrossed & I have lost every ounce of respect I ever had for you. Don't be pissed off. You did this, not me.

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18 HUGS
11 ME TOO

I envy my son his ability to just tackle any task with confidence. I'm afraid to do anything but the simplest tasks because I'm afraid I'll break things or screw things up and make them much worse than they were.

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14 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Objectively, there is nothing about DH that should appeal to me. However, he completely adores me. I bask in that adoration, and it makes me love him right back.

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2 HUGS
2 ME TOO

I’d like to see the movie Bombshell, but Roger Ailes reminds me too much of my disgusting former FIL, who unfortunately, is still alive.

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0 ME TOO


Children are dirtier and more destructive than dogs and landlords with monthly pet fees can fuck off.

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5 HUGS
10 ME TOO

I keep hoping that if we give the office bully enough rope she will eventually hang herself. She's been gathering rope for 20 years & still going strong. She has caused 2 managers to quit, & is working on the 3rd. Why do the bad guys always seem to win?

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11 HUGS
4 ME TOO

My BF wants another baby, truth is he is my 1st baby, I literally take care of him, because he is a 26 yr old Man Child.

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11 HUGS
0 ME TOO

I wish there was an "I don't care pill." I would love to take it and stop making myself crazy about things no one else thinks about.

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10 HUGS
26 ME TOO


Just got the all clear that DD2's daycare no longer has a lice infestation. Please god make this be the end of it for a while!

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16 HUGS
0 ME TOO

I hate that my daughter's boyfriend has a sports and video game addiction. It interferes with so much in life.

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10 HUGS
0 ME TOO

My husband insists on taking the "scenic route" everywhere, and takes backroads when the highway would get us there much quicker. There is nothing "scenic" about miles of empty Michigan farmland we've seen 100,000 times.

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10 HUGS
4 ME TOO

I was up at 130am to work a wedding , we had family photos scheduled and sleepover at our home. After we got home from the pics I bawled my eyes out. It's not okay that we are okay with people over extending themselves to the point of exhaustion

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1 ME TOO


I've carried a lot of guilt for hating my father. Now I've finally come to realize that he is the one who should feel guilty not me. I wish him well but I owe him nothing.

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7 HUGS
7 ME TOO

I think the whole premise of "busting someone's chops/balls" should only be done when the other person knows its a joke and actually finds it funny. Call me a snowflake but if done otherwise, jokes at people's expenses aren't funny. It's mean.

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4 HUGS
16 ME TOO

Clean , work , kids , clean ,work , kids , SAHM , clean , kids. The vicious cycle of this life makes me so tired

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11 HUGS
13 ME TOO

I love fall but I am feeling in a slump. I cant live in a climate that gets to -14 my whole life. 4 seasons are pretty but seasonal depression is real.

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8 HUGS
14 ME TOO


I get disappointed when I see food recall news articles. Disappointed because I didn't purchase any of the tainted food. If I had purchased the tainted food, maybe I wouldn't have to go to work or be the house slave for a few days.

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7 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Once as a kid my dad finally lost his shit on my mom & told her "I work & pay the bills you can at least keep the house clean & cook". I felt that he was right to bitch. Why should he work while she drinks & plays solitaire at the kitchen table all day?

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4 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I'm embarrassed to be part of the white race.

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1 HUGS
16 ME TOO

My 9 year old daughter asked me what a vagina was on the way to school. I was speechless. * 9 year old!

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10 HUGS
0 ME TOO


Please fuck me, Conrad Hawkins.

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5 HUGS
6 ME TOO

He doesn't text me back for hours; just leaves during the middle of a conversation with no explanation. When he does come back, he acts as if everything is normal. A constant in our relationship. It's been 15 hours. I'm not sure if I want to text back.

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29 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Just as everything starts to go smoothly again, I get pregnant.

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66 HUGS
15 ME TOO

I hate the way my H drives. I always get an itchy urge to reach over & press his foot down on the gas just so we can get to our destination SOMETIME TODAY. Fucking hell.

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18 HUGS
17 ME TOO


I'm that cunt who thought every thing her kids did was adorable, after I scoffed & rolled my eyes at the stepkids for doing the same shit.

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21 HUGS
11 ME TOO

H wants to get a dog. That's a hard no. I like my clean house thankyouverymuch.

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14 HUGS
15 ME TOO

I realize that others have suffered far worse abuse than I have at the hands of their "parents" but my experience still makes me angry AF.

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43 HUGS
30 ME TOO

Given how horrid my childhood was, I'm really surprised I didn't grow up to be a serial killer.

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34 HUGS
21 ME TOO


Going through a divorce. Horny AF but, moving forward, my new motto is that I will NEVER make man cum until he makes me cum first!! Too much energy wasted on BS men who can’t/don’t even try to get the job done. Not putting up with more of that!

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8 HUGS
4 ME TOO

I love when people admit they hate motherhood.

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5 HUGS
56 ME TOO

I’m the fucking soul eater in my family... every wrong and mistake I take the blame for and eat it to keep the peace and make things function. This isn’t good for me...

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39 HUGS
11 ME TOO

DH always shares his food with me. I never share mine with him. Thanks to food being scarce in my household growing up, I absolutely hate sharing food.

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24 HUGS
10 ME TOO

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